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| Quantum of Solace | 9/10 |
| The Class | 9/10 |
Theater Hopper - June 13: Two Swears and Some Cleavage
June 13, 2008
by Tom Brazelton
Theater Hopper is a webcomic about all things movies written and illustrated by Tom Brazelton. Starring Tom, his wife Cami, and best friend Jared, Theater Hopper perfectly captures Tom's feelings and reactions to recent and upcoming movies in a way that will easily have you laughing. New updates will be posted every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. This is the webcomic that every movie-lover out there can't miss! Friday's comic has been posted below. Enjoy!
#834 - Two Swears and Some Cleavage
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Reader Feedback - 8 Comments »
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If Zooey Deschanel showed nips, I'd see this in a heartbeat. As it is, I will just listen to her album and jerk off, crying.
Gordon on Jun 13, 2008
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why was the punchline the title?
craziemutant on Jun 13, 2008
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Zooey had cleavage? I was too distracted by how bad the movie was.
Icarus on Jun 14, 2008
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Was the R-rating just a gimmick? The violence could easily have been toned down into PG-13 territory. A shorter shot here, a a quick cut there, subtract a1/2 gallon of blood,
kevjohn on Jun 16, 2008
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Was the R-rating just a gimmick? The violence could easily have been toned down into PG-13 territory. A shorter shot here, a a quick cut there, subtract a 1/2 gallon of blood, and you're there.
kevjohn on Jun 16, 2008























