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Bob $tencil's Comic-Con Dharma Initiative Video
August 1, 2008
by Alex Billington
For as long as I can remember, my fans have been asking me, "Bob, what makes you tick?" Well, to help answer that question, I thought I would document my trip to the Dharma Initiative booth on the floor of the Con, which you can see in this video. They threw everything they had at me, but I handled each question with the grace of an ox and passed with flying colors. They invited me to take the follow up test online (dharmawantsyou.com). They had all these multiple-choice answers that didn't make much sense, So I have included the answers that I would have given to those questions below. One last teaser video to hold you over until the main event early next week. Read on and enjoy this video!
Watch Bob $tencil's Comic-Con Dharma Initiative Video:
Bob $tencil at Comic-Con 2008: Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4
Welcome to the deep dark world of Bob $tencil!
A spider is biting your arm. You don't kill it. Why?
I would, but it owes me five bucks.
You just stole a sick child's toy. Why?
Because it's easier than stealing a toy from a healthy adult.
A tortoise is on its back in the sun. You're not helping it. Why?
He knows why.
You are crawling across a stormy beach. Why?
Because my bowflex is broken.
You are running down an unfamiliar street. Why?
Because I'm late meeting someone at health food restaurant
You are lying down on the edge of a cemetery. Why?
Because the last time I passed out in the middle of a cemetery they tried to bury me.
You are sitting on your bed with a sharp knife. Why?
Cause this Vampire Girl from Comic Con is into it.
Fly high my friends,
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Reader Feedback - 9 Comments »
1
What does terror sound like? "I'm pregnant its yours." LOL that was awesome.
Looking forward to the big video finish.
Bryan on Aug 1, 2008
2
What is a Centaur? "It's the middle of something."
Comic fucking genius.
Get this guy over to Apatow's place. NOW.
jason_md2020 on Aug 1, 2008
3
What's your constant? Jack Daniels. Amen brother. Amen.
Icarus on Aug 1, 2008
5
I lol'd hard. I took the test and joined the website.
jewel on Aug 1, 2008
6
THAT WAS PAINFULLY UNFUNNY IN EVERY WAY.
Matthew K on Aug 1, 2008
8
Awesome as usual
Keith on Aug 2, 2008
9
Priceless Bob $tencil is the man!
Curtis on Aug 2, 2008