Bob $tencil's Comic-Con Day 1 Video Recap and Blog!
by Alex Billington
July 25, 2008
Bob $tencil has finally arrived! After quite a bit of early excitement, Bob has made his way to the show floor at Comic-Con to start his weekend of debauchery. Within you'll find Bob $tencil's video recap and his blog about the day's experiences. This is just a quick recap of some of the day's festivities, as there is a lot more shot that will show up randomly in the future so keep watching for more all weekend. If you're in need of a good laugh this morning or just want to see what Bob $tencil has been up to out here at Comic-Con so far, then definitely make sure you check this out! We're already excited to see what Bob has in store for us tomorrow morning as well, but until then, we hope you enjoy this year's first video recap!
Watch Bob $tencil's Day 1 Video Recap:
Dateline: Comic Con
Hi friends, it's your friend Bob $tencil...
Day 1 started off with a bang, and then I had to get out of bed and go to Comic Con. Hall H had some baby mama drama: I was all squared away to talk to Mila Kunis in her native tongue of "Hotassukrainia", as well as ask that dude from that movie about a bus about what to do if I took the blue pill and have had an erection since the Clinton administration. But tragedy struck Hall H early Thursday morning, details are still coming in, but one can reasonably assume that Christian Bale made an unexpected appearance and proceeded to beat the holy fuck out of the scaffolding because he thought his mother and sister built it. The scaffolding fell over, 12 people died, the panel started late and the audience Q&A was cut for time. Bullshit!
Fortunately, things improved after a midday constitutional [see also; Scotch, whores and] I found out how Guy Ritchie feels about what it means to be a true "Rock and Rolla." I also got some masturbatory tips from Wolverine and gave Harley Quinn a ride she won't soon remember. Oh, and I tried to hook up my non-Bacon cameraman with these two babes that had on skirts the size of belts. I would have let him have the hotter one, and I would have fallen on the grenade, so to speak, but he was too busy thinking about how cool his hair is to notice my solid work as a wingman and he let the babes get away. Well, tomorrow is another day at Comic Con, and we know what booth to find the babes in so we'll see how it goes...
I put together a quick video recap of some of the day's events. Keep your internet on firstshowing.net for more Bob $tencil and more Comic Con!
Fly high my friends.
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