COMIC-CON 2008

Bob $tencil's Comic-Con Dharma Initiative Video

by Alex Billington
August 1, 2008

For as long as I can remember, my fans have been asking me, "Bob, what makes you tick?" Well, to help answer that question, I thought I would document my trip to the Dharma Initiative booth on the floor of the Con, which you can see in this video. They threw everything they had at me, but I handled each question with the grace of an ox and passed with flying colors. They invited me to take the follow up test online (dharmawantsyou.com). They had all these multiple-choice answers that didn't make much sense, So I have included the answers that I would have given to those questions below. One last teaser video to hold you over until the main event early next week. Read on and enjoy this video!

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Welcome to the deep dark world of Bob $tencil!

A spider is biting your arm. You don't kill it. Why?
 I would, but it owes me five bucks.

You just stole a sick child's toy. Why?
 Because it's easier than stealing a toy from a healthy adult.

A tortoise is on its back in the sun. You're not helping it. Why?
 He knows why.

You are crawling across a stormy beach. Why?
 Because my bowflex is broken.

You are running down an unfamiliar street. Why?
 Because I'm late meeting someone at health food restaurant

You are lying down on the edge of a cemetery. Why?
 Because the last time I passed out in the middle of a cemetery they tried to bury me.

You are sitting on your bed with a sharp knife. Why?
 Cause this Vampire Girl from Comic Con is into it.

Fly high my friends,

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