Don't Watch: First Teaser Trailer for Bruckheimer's G-Force

December 31, 2008
Source: Official Website

G-Force Teaser Trailer

I really thought it couldn't get any worse than Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian this upcoming summer, but here we have G-Force. For the longest time, I never actually knew what it that title stood for and hoped it meant something awesome, as this is a Jerry Bruckheimer production. But alas, G-Force stands for Guinea Pig-Force, or something like that, I think. Whatever it is, it looks terrible, and we have the first teaser trailer here to prove it. I'm sorry, but stupid talking animals aren't funny anymore. And sadly I know this is going to end up being a huge summer hit, just because Bruckheimer has turned it into an exciting, high-energy family movie. Oh well, that's Hollywood for you…

Watch the teaser trailer for G-Force:

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For more info, head to the official Disney website:

G-Force is directed by visual effects maestro turned director Hoyt Yeatman, who is making his directorial debut with this movie. The screenplay was written by husband and wife writers Cormac and Marianne Wibberley, of The 6th Day, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, National Treasure, and The Shaggy Dog previously. Nicolas Cage, Steve Buscemi, and Penélope Cruz are all providing their voices for various characters in the film. G-Force will hit theaters everywhere on July 24th this upcoming summer.

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  • I'm sorry Alex, while it looks bad, it does look fun. Saw this trailer in front of BEDTIME STORIES on Xmas and the whole house was cracking up. Grante dit is for kids, but it is not as bad as you are making it out to be.
  • Darunia
    That's Tracy Morgan!
  • The Real Alex
    Stopped the trailer halfway through. Do not want.
  • Fox
    the G-Force logo is too much like this: logo
  • ill will
    WAIT A MINUTE, i thought g-force was a anime about 5 power ranger sorta guys fighting forces of eveil, thats my assumption, they should sue them for copy right infringment and cancel this lame ass movie AND be ashamed for gassing us up by bring back a throwback(talking animals) and i thought hollywood couldn;t get know whats gonna happen right, we're eventully gonna way screw holly wood and pick up a book and read again...IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
  • Chris W
    Of course this looks worse than Night at the Museum, because that movie doesn't look too bad at all
  • nem
    Just because it's a kids movie doesn't mean you nitwits have to watch it.
  • Geez
    That looks fun. 😀
  • Will S.
    @4 I was thinking the logo was a Dharma ripoff myself.
  • CSpuppydog
    I just got really sad... The last line in the trailer is the best description I can give for this.
  • Ross
    It'll be interesting to know what they'll call the 'REAL' G-Force movie, when they make that one.... I see a legal battle coming....
  • peloquin
    It's like his wife told him to make a movie about his daughter's guinea pig to make up for missing her last few birthdays... Simply terrible
  • Shige
    Yes this looks silly but not quite as bad as some of the `awsome` looking trailers this site promoted into the infitine that turned out to be turd. This is a a kid flick, not you pseudo wanna be intelligent crap ala Watchmen or whatever that is popular to praise at the moment.
  • Shige
    Sry about the spelling misstakes its NY eve and Im quite drunk.
  • scm1000
    silly and probably lame, but Night at the Museum 2 doesn't look half bad.
  • LeeMan
    alex i had the exact same problem. when i heard the title and saw that it was being produced by none other than jerry bruckheimer, i got excited, until i found out it was about talking guinea pigs. i mean, we got alvin and the chipmucks, then beverly hills chihuahua, and now this shyt? c'mon, really. it is a bruckheimer production, though, and he rarely is wrong when it comes to producing movies
  • Hirogen
    I too thought it was going to be Gatchaman/Battle for the Planets/G-Force. In the Imortal words of the Dreamcast VMU...."What a disapointment"
  • Mr. Wizard
    Pretty shitty looking but the last line got me...Wainwright III is the man.
  • ROB
    Zach Galifianakis AND Will Arnett? This is gonna be so awesome.
  • Icarus
    Awwww man... Zach Galifinakinakilakinas AND Will Arnett signed on for this thing? Awwwww... I hope they paid Zach in hookers. That's the only way it'd be worth it for him.
  • Phizik
    wtf are you talking about? Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian's trailer looked very funny and the first movie was awsome
  • Richard
    Guys put this movie into context, its for kids, its for talking animals, and Disney, when you add it up and decide to pull your heads outta your asses it looks like a great kids movie. WTF Alex do you want families with little kids taking them to see the Watchmen or something, gimme a break dude. If your gonna be the movie connoisseur you want to be then you better open your mind a little. Yes your prob in your late 20s early 30s so No, you don't wanna see this, but for kids it looks fun.
  • Darrin
    anything with zach galahfgvaklhlis is good. lol, sry abt the last name.
  • Chris C.
    It doesn't look THAT bad.....
  • Simon
    I'm Dissapointed. When I first heard of this I thought it was about the "Battle Of The Planets" G-Force. Remember the old Sandy Frank cartoon with the awesome Hoyt Curtin score? It and Star Blazers were the coolest thing in the late 70's and early 80's and Id always hoped to see a true to canon live action version of both. Ah well, I won't waste my time or money.
  • Tronathon
    @9 This is obviously a movie about how the Dharma Initiative started. The symbol just changed a little over time.
  • Dammit!! One of these times when you do a Don't Watch posting, I'm NOT gonna watch! I am so glad I don't have kids right now. I would rather watch a movie about 50 Cent and the G-Unit being undercover operatives than this.
  • harlem shake
    for some reason..... i have the utter feeling to yell for my money back......
  • dave13
    I'm in my early 20s and think this movie looks great! for kids that is... hahaha. though honestly looks like a 'what if spy kids were rodents?' movie. its disney. its espionage. its 3D. need I say anything more? also, stop posting the words 'DONT WATCH.' the masochist inside me takes over and i then have to watch it because of that. 😛
  • spawn
    only have one G-force and is the original japanese anime ! this movie is Plagiarism
  • Oh, sigh. Go ahead and judge me, but I laughed at Will Arnett's one-liner. And then lamented the state of the career of Zack Galifinakis.
  • harlem shake
    Everyone knows G-force is the name of the Japanese anime from the early 80's. Google the word "G-force cartoon" and you'll know... what jerry is doing here is a damn shame.. Its ok for a Kids movie but name it something else. Dont try and fool the consumers with that title.
  • janeorim
  • janeorim
    Simon is right! What about Star Blazers while you're at it! I wonder who could play Starsha?
  • A-Dog
    i will see this ... but only because of Zach Galifianakis ...
  • Silver
    NO ONE tells me what to do, i will watch it.
  • Silver
    i shouldnt have watched that...
  • Syphous
    That was Zach Galifianakis wasn't it? Why does he keep agreeing to do shitty shitty movies?
  • -Peter-
    Steve Buscemi should stop doing the voices of animated rodents. I'd like to see him in something good again.
  • neonblue
    it for kids people geez it's supposed to be silly kids like that
  • Barb
    Oh lordy, it was Bill Nighy. Bill, come back from the dark side.
  • ripley
    I think that's the aim: It IS supposed to be a silly family know, something that parents can enjoy with their kids. It's Disney, so it'll be more of a fun/playful action comedy instead of those dark, violent ones, you know? I personally think we need some of those lighthearted adventures!




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