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Well written review Kevin. This makes me anxious to see this film, and it helps to set my expectations as well.

That's because no one ever grows up, moldybread. We're still just the same little kids running around playing cops and doctor like we used to . If we're lucky, we make it to high school. But that's about it. But I suppose by "grown up" you mean a movie where someone dies and everyone cries about it instead of shooting each other. Go watch the mist. It'll make you feel better. Conversely, I agree. My god! Yet another movie with girls, guns and morgan freeman? This is why I've been complaining so much that they didn't STICK TO THE BASE MATERIAL! Because the original comic wasn't just the same old bag! It was something brand spanking new! It WAS for grown ups! But they've taken that part out and replaced it with generic, guy-meets-girl-shoots-gun formula. "Jolie beams temptation and indulgance" Big deal! She does that in EVERY movie! But enough. I'm sure it's a good ol' action romp. If you like guns and car chases and girls and the freeman and you don't have any standards on ripping someone else's idea to shreds in the name of generic profit, go ahead and see it. Everyone else can wait for the dark knight.

I can't fucking waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiitttt!!!!!!!!!!!! Bullet time, bullet time, and more bullet time! If 3 Matrix's weren't enough (which they weren't).

Just got home from the 12:15am screening and have to admit next to Iron Man this the best movie out this summer. In a lot of ways it reminded me of fight club with the narration but it was grossly violent and sickly funny. Cant wait to go see it again

How does a disassembled keyboard spell out "Fuck You"? Are there 2 u's on his keyboard?

Great review, thank you for being civil and unbiased (unlike Alex and all of his stories about this movie). Also thank you for not mentioning that this movie is based on the comic because it is not, it has almost nothing to do with the comic.

Great flick! Good acting, cool plot, a really good twist, great action! A big plus to Angelina Jolie's (ass)ets!! Definitely worth checking out!

Sorry, but there's no way this movie deserves an 8 out of 10. Up until the last 25 minutes, it would be a solid 8, but the moral choices, and horrible decisions made by the writers during the climax make this a recommend ONLY for the cool effects from Bekmambetov. Horrible ending ruined an otherwise decently bloody summer popcorn flick.

I have to say something. I went to the movies the other day and I actually saw Wanted, after being on a great movie streak of Hancock, Wall-E, and the Hulk. And I have to say, I'm glad I saw it. Because now I don't feel bad at all about what I've said about it. I know, You're expecting me to go on a 12 page rant on how little resemblance the movie has to the comic book, which it doesn't (70% my ass, Mark Millar!); but the great thing about Wanted is that it's not just a bad adaptation, it's a horrible stand alone movie as well! Hooray! If it wasn't for the matrix, I don't know what they would have done, because half the movie was in slow motion! That's fine if you want to slow it down a couple of times to show detail, but they were just doing it every other scene! My God! Who was smart enough to think that slowing down a movie speeds it up? When Fox goes to kiss Wes and it takes a full minute, I could just feel my life being slowly drained away. And no one other then the three main characters said anything! The script must have been ten pages. Sure, that can work for Wall-E when each character knows how to emote; but since every assassin was trying to be a card-board cut-out of a bad-ass, I felt it hard to feel anything about any of them. It's not bad ass it's just bad acting. No back stories, no quirks, I think the gun smith from Smoking Aces only said one line through the entire movie! The only thing I felt when Jolie kills herself was joy, but only because she fucked up the fox's character so much. The music was horrible. A bland uninspired score that not only didn't add anything to the experience but took away from the over all action. For some strange godforsaken reason I felt reminded of Harry Potter in one of the scenes, which is something you NEVER want in an R rated action movie. And they used the same song like 4 times. And I was sitting next to a sound designer, so I know it wasn't just me. And the main plot, which yes, had nothing to do with the comic book, was the same cookie cutter plot as every other sub par action movie. What? A reluctant hero has to train to avenge his father's death? And not just that, the bad guy he's going after is actually the good guy? And the big boss he was working for is actually the bad guy? Oh noes! Oh, and do you think he'll use that exploding rat considering it's the only sup plot from a minor character? Oh look he does! What a grand fucking surprise! This is why all us fanboys were worried that he wasn't sticking to the story, because in abandoning an original story, he embraced a tired, overdone one. Honestly, everyone can probably stop reading here. We all know where we stand. And it just gets worse from here. But damn it Alex! This is what you get for making me feel bad about myself to actually give this piece of crap a chance! I did wanted to give it a chance too! Because you really shouldn't judge something before seeing it, and because if I hadn't read the comic book I might have gone to see it, but no more! Next time I'm going with my fanboy gut instinct! And what the hell? Exploding rats? A loom of fate? (A loom is one of those old timey things they made clothes on. Morgan Freeman makes a blanket, reads the blanket, and gets the names of his next assignments from a secret code IN the blanket. No, I don't get it either.) Seriously?! Maybe it's just me, but it seems like all the new ideas they put into the movie seem more ridiculous and less believable than the ideas they took out of it. Yes sir, I'll take a shapeshifting shit monster over peanut butter guided exploding rats any day. And Wesley, the one you hear from the most, always sounds whiny. We never really feel like he's gone from pencil-pusher to bad-ass, he just always sounds like a whiny little insecure bitch that needs to get fucked. Which he never does! You'd think after all the talk of the sultry Angelina Jolie being in the movie we'd at least get a nice half naked sex scene. But no. All we get is one shot of Jolie's ass. Big deal. Go rent Gia. It wouldn't be so bad, but now it just feels like Wes is a master assassin by the end of the movie, but he still has to beg for sex. Just sad. And what was the moral of the story? Do what you're told. Yep. We went through all that and that's the freakin' moral. Unless you wanted to count the sub-moral of "it's better to be normal and have a half-ass job with a cheating girlfriend than to be different or unique," which I don't think you do. See, Wes's father, the assassin, gave him up, because he didn't want the same kick-ass assassin life that he has, he WANTED Wesley to be a depressed pencil pusher with a cheating girlfriend (all not in the comic book). How fucked up is that?! But I guess that's Universal's way of saying, "It's ok your life is shit. If you were special, you wouldn't be happy! Be glad you're a no name who hasn't done shit with his life. Just go see another movie!" Which I guess is fine because that's the usual movie message. But C'mon Mark Millar! Do what you're told?! That's what hurts the most. Because at the end of reading his amazing comic book, he tells you to go do something with your life. He tells you to stick it to the machine, follow your own way, screw destiny, BE DIFFERENT AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE! And you actually feel bad about yourself for just sitting there reading a comic book. What happens at the end of the movie? SPOILER ALERT! It's revealed that Morgan Freeman's name came up on the loom's list of people to kill, so he'd been giving out phony assignments. Then in the very end, he reveals that all of the assassins' names had come up on the loom, including Jolie's, and he gives everyone the choice of sticking to destiny and shooting themselves or fucking destiny and shooting Wes. (And honestly, I have to give points here because this has to be the first time I heard Morgan freeman say Mother Fucker) I might have been happy with that. Just Maybe. But what happens? Jolie kills everyone, including herself. What the fuck?! Why? We just found out 5 seconds ago that Morgan Freeman's been lying about the assignments, and she believes him?! No that's fine, I'm sure he was telling the truth now. It's definately more important to do what the LOOM tells you to. So what's the moral of the story? Always do what Morgan Freeman tells you, even if it's to kill yourself. It hurts. It really does. Oh, and it's not like the comic book. 30% at best. There are maybe 3 good scenes ( the keyboard scene, the over the top limo kill, and the final gunfight) and that's it. I have no idea what you saw in this, giving it an 8 out of 10. Just horrible. Bleah. I'm going back to read the comic book.

well, dudes, Wanted is a comic book adaptation which loosly got his roots based on the comic and made something more relaetable and believable. (in the comic its all out gore and explosions between super heroes and super villians in spandex and not only from our world but et's too) so what Mr B has done is great, take a more brightly colored, more hyped, spandex filled story, tune it down some, make some minor some major tweaks, repackage, add some of his own visual aesthetics, stirr it a bit (not shake ) and voila you get a fun movie to watch with great action scenes i am newly aware of this site, most of the commenters know their stuff but some of us dont even bother to get the basics of the movie, try to grasp where the movie the idea originated, or lay it on the dissection table for what it really is, "a means of entertainment" and evaluate it in regard to the genre it represents as opposed to a general check list to decide if it was a good or bad movie. each title needs to have its own checklist. and i believe Wanted deserves a straight 8 IMO