Rant: How Does This Shit Get Made?! Disaster Movie Trailer
I don't even think this deserves mentioning, but this is one of those few opportunities where I can unleash my vicious wrath of hatred. Lionsgate has debuted the trailer for Disaster Movie, which I will be the first to say is the biggest pile of shit you'll come across all year. These kind of movies are the kind that keep me talking about other movies so positively. This looks so downright stupid and utterly atrocious that Sex and the City actually looks entertaining in comparison. I'd rather see a feminine comedy than even watch this trailer again. They make these movies for idiots who can't appreciate quality entertainment. If you laugh at a single line of humor in this, it shows that you have no soul. Please don't watch this trailer.
This not funny. Not even in the slightest. I promise this is the very last time this rancid creation will ever featured on FS.net. Disaster Movie is a film that taints the world of cinema with its very presence.
Watch the terrible trailer for Disaster Movie:
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Disaster Movie is both written and directed by wanna-be filmmakers Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, who have slowly beat cinema to death with Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and now this. Lionsgate is releasing the film in theaters on August 29th nationwide. I truly hope no one sets foot inside a theater to see this movie. This is not worth a single penny or a single minute of your time.