Rant: This Is Why The Love Guru Looks Absolutely Terrible!
Readers have been complaining that I always speak positively about every last movie. So for a change from the norm, I've decided to give you a taste of my bitterness towards one of the most atrocious creations to ever grace the big screen - The Love Guru. Video blogger Wayne Gladstone gives his opinions on The Love Guru in a series titled Hate by Numbers and it perfectly sums up my exact reasons for why this looks terrible! Some of you may say that Mike Myers is still funny and that I need to give Love Guru a chance, but screw it, it doesn't deserve a chance. It looks so downright awful that I can't even give Myers the honor of two hours of my time watching his pitiful creation. If you need four solid reasons to not go see The Love Guru this weekend (and see Get Smart instead), then here they are.
Thanks to Cracked.com for opening my eyes to the brilliance of Gladstone. He explains why this movie looks so bad much better than I could have ever done, so I owe him for coming up with a video that tells why you shouldn't waste your money on The Love Guru this weekend. I hope you enjoy!
If you've been wondering why I haven't talked about The Love Guru since we first posted the trailer, it's because I feel it doesn't deserve any mention here on FS.net. The movie looks so stupidly unfunny that I cringe every time I hear the name. To make matters worse, we were shown a clip at ShoWest where Myers fought with a chicken. Yes, he fought a chicken. It was the stupidest thing I've seen all year. I would've much rather watched 27 Dresses multiples times over than subject myself to the torture that was the chicken fight again. As much as I loved the Austin Powers movies, I have no remorse for Mike Myers this time - The Love Guru looks absolutely terrible and I'm not ashamed to let it all out this time!
I really suggest you do not spend your money on The Love Guru this weekend. Go see Get Smart instead! I can actually tell you with confidence that Get Smart is actually an enjoyable movie that is worth your money! Sadly, I know people will end up seeing Love Guru and it's painful to know that there are people out there who can actually appreciate this kind of comedy. Who really needs to watch a stupid rehash of Austin Powers when they can just go pop in the DVD instead and enjoy much better comedy. Thankfully Love Guru is already a big contender for the Razzies, which is a good sign that it's destined to flop. However, that will only happen if all of you stop yourselves (and everyone you know) from going to see it!