LATEST NEWS
Vin Diesel is Back in xXx: The Return of Xander Cage
by Alex Billington
September 15, 2008
If there is one franchise I hate more than almost all others, it's got to be the xXx franchise that began way back in 2002. I have never seen nor will ever see either the first xXx or xXx: State of the Union. In my mind, the first movie effectively began Vin Diesel's downfall into the world of The Pacifier. So I'm incredibly sad to report today that the idiots at Sony have decided to bring back director Rob Cohen, whose last film The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor was hated by all, and star Vin Diesel, whose last film Babylon A.D. flopped big, for a third film, titled xXx: The Return of Xander Cage. First things first, that sounds like a title for a porno more than anything, and secondly, how in the hell did this happen?!
The funniest part of this news is that the studio has a title, as we mentioned above, but not a script. So they've started putting together details on a film called xXx: The Return of Xander Cage but haven't even hired or started writing a script - wow. Both Vin Diesel and Rob Cohen have agreed to return but haven't signed any contracts, so as long as Sony keeps thinking this is a good idea, it'll happen much sooner than later. How anyone ever thought this was a good idea is completely beyond me. I know there are fans of xXx out there, but this is entirely unnecessary. I can't wait until we hear more details and I can begin predicting how much of a failure this will be and how absolutely terrible it'll turn out.
I'm guessing this idea is inspired by Diesel's return to the Fast and the Furious franchise and the buzz for the upcoming Fast and Furious. Diesel didn't even return for xXx: State of the Union and skipped out on the second and third Fast and the Furious movies, too. I thought our economy was pretty bad right now, but apparently Diesel is being paid enough to return to two abandoned franchises. Anyone excited?

-
Cyrus The Virus
-
Frame
-
Voice Of Reason
-
youknowwho
-
Rob
-
Conrad
-
mrbobbyboy
-
Dusty
-
http://www.theaterhopper.com Tom Brazelton
-
Squiggly_P
-
Insomniac
-
p0pe
-
Ian MacLatchie
-
Peloquin
-
Tim
-
Peloquin
-
ha1rball
-
JL
-
Drew
-
Hates XXX
-
rodpop
-
Chris
-
michael
-
Cody
-
Matthew Nevin
-
Darunia
-
ClerksFan
-
sorr
-
Darrin
-
Joel
-
ERivas
-
http://handfulofwires.blogspot.com DCompose
-
http://www.myspace.com/kyds3k black Sunshine
-
http://google Xerxex
-
Sean Valen
-
David Lowe
-
Mike Scuillo
-
Kaiser
-
http://www.skonmovies.com/ Sean Kelly
-
Bry from Chi
-
jmoney
-
vanillarick
-
jotace.
-
Mike Scuillo
-
Merc
-
zwandaba
-
http://NOWAY.com Joey Crack
-
Stephen S.
-
ryan fletcher
-
arnold
-
A10
-
A10
-
A10
-
jay
-
Desiree
-
Desiree
-
thomas
-
Rick
-
Rick
-
G.k.
-
Adriano
-
Daniel Bowen
-
Brad
-
Jim
-
Cody
-
caroline
-
fitmiss
-
vin fan
-
mike
-
ian thompson
-
Nathan
-
Jack Vaessen
-
Cwa
-
phil
-
Jack Vaessen
-
jack callaway
-
Mike
-
moob
-
Joe
-
dan
-
Nuqe
-
LON
-
egor
-
Kyle
-
http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/09/15/vin-diesel-is-back-in-xxx-the-return-of-xander-cage/ L J
-
Miss Rotterdam
-
Richard
-
Amber Gardner
-
critter
-
Dutch moviefan
-
Ian Thompson
-
Greg
-
Tarzan_Tanner
-
Corzilla
-
Mariosk1gr
-
JJACK805
-
Fabian
-
Iamcylon
-
Gcovington_75002
-
Wtf
-
Anon
-
http://profile.yahoo.com/YJSUP3GQM77ASBH4PFPBMDGQJM Chunkybeef
FEATURED POSTS
GET MORE UPDATES
You can also find us on
:For news updates only, follow this:
POPULAR POSTS
- › 'The Expendables 2' Might Be Rated PG-13 Thanks to Chuck Norris? (125 Comments)
- › 84th Academy Awards Nominations Officially Announced - Full List! (111 Comments)
- › Awesome Second Trailer for Marc Webb's 'The Amazing Spider-Man' (106 Comments)
- › Watch: Extended Super Bowl Spot for Marvel's 'The Avengers' Online! (96 Comments)
- › Watch: Paul W.S. Anderson's 'Resident Evil: Retribution' First Trailer (84 Comments)
- › Sound Off: Joe Carnahan's Thriller 'The Grey' - What Did You Think? (78 Comments)
SOUND OFF NOW!
- › Dan Espinosa's Safe House - Feb 10 (Comment)
- › The Phantom Menace 3D - Feb 10 (Comment)
- › Josh Trank's Chronicle - Feb 3 (Comment)
- › Joe Carnahan's The Grey - Jan 27 (Comment)
- › The Adventures of Tintin - Dec 21 (Comment)
- › Fincher's Dragon Tattoo - Dec 21 (Comment)
LATEST PODCAST





