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Take That Michael Bay? McG Finally Says It's All a Big Joke
May 13, 2009
Source: E! Online
by Alex Billington
A few weeks back, at the end of April, we published a new quote from McG in the on-going McG vs Michael Bay battle. Until recently, the "fight" had been about whose robots were bigger and whose robots were more realistic. But then McG took it to the next level: "Michael Bay has a big cock, but I'd like to believe mine is bigger." So how does Bay overcome that? Well, thankfully he doesn't have to, as McG finally cleared the air in a recent interview with E! Online. "That was lost immediately and people gravitated to two spoiled brat directors think they have big cocks," McG said. "Nothing could be further from the truth."
But McG doesn't stop there. "The funny thing is, I have an Irish curse and I think we're all familiar with exactly how [I'm endowed]." You know, as fun as this whole McG vs Michael Bay battle was at the start, I'm just tired of it. First off, we haven't had a response from Michael Bay in a while, which considering he always has snarky responses to everything, that would've been great to see. And secondly, McG has just burned it out, and his statements are no longer that funny either. So maybe this is the "end of an era" after all? Or at least, the end of this fight for now, until Terminator Salvation hits theaters in just a few more weeks.
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Reader Feedback - 23 Comments »
1
well it makes sense that it would be a joke, and all but some people got really annoyed so this is
good as long as both of these directors don't talk anymore shit and let there films come out! Then I
think the fans can move on…
xerxex on May 13, 2009
2
Who has the bigger cock between these two depends on how tall they are and how much they weigh. PWNED!
sumonesumtime on May 13, 2009
3
This just reminds me of a a high school run for class presidency. Pretty immature for the most part.
My guess would be that Bay's response is that his cock transforms. hahaha
Nick Sears on May 13, 2009
5
To me it really did not sound like any sort of insult. More like a friendly competition sort of taunting among collegues. I guess its so easy to blow things out of proportion as long as fans are involved. And Media.
hoohah on May 13, 2009
6
All in the name of BUZZZ! This was obvious since the very beginning!
Blue Silver on May 13, 2009
7
"Terminator Salvation" is going to show that McG's dick is bigger than Michael Bay's.
Editboy on May 13, 2009
8
50 Cent should teach McG and Michael Bay how to have a real BEEF
dannyboy on May 13, 2009
9
"You know, as fun as this whole McG vs Michael Bay battle was at the start, I'm just tired of it."
Pretty funny how you are tired of it when you were the only one making a big deal to begin with. It was simply friendly banter between two directors, but you chose to make something else of it.
jerms on May 13, 2009
10
My cock charges ten-thousand explosions per-second. I'd like to see McG try and cream on the sunset whilst sailing on a falling meteorite.
Michael Bay on May 13, 2009
11
McG failed by what he said to Bay.
Fisherr on May 13, 2009
12
""You know, as fun as this whole McG vs Michael Bay battle was at the start, I'm just tired of it."
Pretty funny how you are tired of it when you were the only one making a big deal to begin with. It was simply friendly banter between two directors, but you chose to make something else of it."
^ This.
hoohah on May 13, 2009
13
McG is an idiot and I will despise him if he ruins our terminator franchise and takes it back to the present with the next movie.
cat on May 13, 2009
14
T3 ruined the franchise, he can't do much worse than that, and judging by all the footage to come out so far, it's going to be amazing.
Fatal Error on May 13, 2009
16
"@9 and 12: Agreed. Agreed so hard."
Agreed. So hard I had to say it thrice.
Mister_Bubbles on May 13, 2009
17
You're sick of it *now*? I was sick of it after the first post you made about it.
I also agree with jerms - you're the only one who's been making a big deal about it, even though there's really nothing here to make a big deal out of. Besides, considering how extreme celebrity rivalry can get, this is pretty tame.
Lisa on May 13, 2009
18
Who cares about this, ahh … ahh not me. All I want now is to see this f**king movie. You wanks get this film next week and I have to wait til June 4th. F**k that shit. Man I am very angry about this. I might go take my big c**k out and bitchslap some hot girl with it.
Last Son on May 13, 2009
19
#9. Ditto.
Syphous on May 14, 2009
20
McG is a douchebag.
Thanks for dragging the Irish into your circle of tiny penises.
Speak for yourself next time, man.
Tom Brazelton on May 14, 2009
21
Got to admit, this is a clever way to drum up more publicity for the two movies.
avoidz on May 15, 2009
22
McG can say whatever he likes.
Truth is, no matter how good Terminator Salvation ends up to be, it still won't even add up to how much each of Bay's movies have been a box office success.
Then lets see who's cock is bigger there…
Oh yea… I've just started to remember how Charlie's Angels 1 & 2 sucked… Come on McG…
Jay on May 15, 2009
23
Every time i see a pic of McG i'm reminded of Shooter McGavin from "Happy Gilmore"
Voice of Reason on May 15, 2009



















