Behold These Three New Banners for Twilight: New Moon
If you've been near any teenage girls lately, then you've undoubtedly heard all the shrill screaming that has become associated with Robert Pattinson and the melodramatic vampire tales from Stephanie Meyer's The Twilight Saga. Clearly it doesn't matter if the books read like they were written by a middle school English student, or that vampire's glittering in sunlight doesn't really call for complete seclusion from the sun's rays, because Twilight is the hot gossip. And in case you were concerned about just how the lines were going to be divided amongst characters in the upcoming New Moon, these banners from Yahoo clear things up for us.
Here's our two leads, estranged lovers Bella Swan and Edward Cullen, their love torn apart to the tunes of an emo soundtrack. Behind them, the Cullen family looking bloodthirsty, but dressed in the latest GAP fashions. Don't the uses of the (RED) campaign and the Cullen's thirst for blood write themselves?
Here Taylor Lautner leads the Wolf Pack who clearly sent around an e-mail to all wear brown shirts on school photo day. Not only that but they all have matching tattoos, too! Seriously guys, just call yourselves the Jets and we'll all have a lot more fun when this damn movie comes out.
Finally, here's the vampire coven known as the Volturi, who apparently took style tips from My Chemical Romance. Dakota Fanning and Michael Sheen are newcomers to Twilight and yet they weren't even given the respect of a proper Photoshop tweak to remove red eye. As Stephanie Tanner would say, "How rude!"
The Twilight Saga: New Moon is directed by Chris Weitz, of only Down to Earth, About a Boy, and The Golden Compass previously. The screenplay was written by Melissa Rosenberg, of TV shows like "Dexter" and "The O.C." as well as Step Up and Twilight previously. This is based on the second book in Stephenie Meyer's incredibly popular series of novels about vampire Edward Cullen and his love Bella Swan. Summit Entertainment will be bringing The Twilight Saga: New Moon to theaters starting on November 20th.