Don't Watch: Dwayne Johnson in the Tooth Fairy Trailer
Wow, this looks bad, bad, bad. Not as bad as All About Steve or Old Dogs, but pretty damn bad. Fox has debuted the first official trailer for Tooth Fairy over on Yahoo. This stars Dwayne Johnson as a Tooth Fairy (ugh) as well as Ashley Judd, Julie Andrews, and Billy Crystal. Unsurprisingly this looks a lot like The Santa Clause (maybe because the guy directing it also directed The Santa Clause 2 and 3), but unfortunately not the least bit entertaining. I'm sure this will make a lot of money and a bunch of people will enjoy it, but man, it just looks terrible. Not my cup o' tea by a long shot. Check out the trailer if you really want to see it.
Watch the trailer for Dwayne Johnson's Tooth Fairy:
You can also watch the trailer for Tooth Fairy in High Definition on Yahoo
A bad deed on the part of a tough minor-league hockey player (Dwayne Johnson) results in an unusual sentence: He must serve one week as a real-life tooth fairy, complete with tutu, wings and magic wand.
Tooth Fairy is directed by Michael Lembeck, who last brought us The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause with Martin Short and The Santa Clause 2 before that, as well as 24 episodes of "Friends." The screenplay was co-written by Lowell Ganz, Babaloo Mandel, Joshua Sternin, Joshua Sternin, and Randi Mayem Singer . Fox has Tooth Fairy set for release on January 22nd, 2010 early next year. Will anyone be seeing this?
Reader Feedback - 57 Comments
Cinema just received a mortal wound.
Angry Chief on Oct 2, 2009
risk on Oct 2, 2009
is this for real?!?
Michael on Oct 2, 2009
Hot Garbage. This is what the end of the world starts looking like.
harold on Oct 2, 2009
hahahahhaa looks like good ol family fun. Screw you guys too cool for school.
teyhtr on Oct 2, 2009
I love the Rock. I will support him no matter what he does.
whomever on Oct 2, 2009
No comment. it all been said.
Allen Reeve on Oct 2, 2009
this is "hancock" bad. will smith was very "out-of-place" in that role and the rock sure doesn't belong in this one!
beavis on Oct 2, 2009
sorry but how can you hate on a kids movie kids dont slam TDK or Avatar cause it is too adult for them
nelson on Oct 2, 2009
Holy fucking shit... "God" PLEASE save us all.
John Doe on Oct 2, 2009
seriously,i fucking hate sheckler now. as a skateboarder,sure,he's good even though i dont get that hyped when i see him skate. uhhh yeah this looks retarted.
erik on Oct 2, 2009
Sorry, but it looks like a fun family flick. I won't be seeing it, but still, it isn't that bad. Dwayne Johnson has great charisma on screen and I wish he'd do better roles.
Window Tude on Oct 2, 2009
He mus be desperate to act in this kind of crappy movie
jonas on Oct 2, 2009
of cause Alex its not your cup of tea cause the movie is for little kids to enjoy. we all agree that The Rock should be doing more action movies but dont worry his coming back to kick some ass really soon. actually his going to star in The Other Guys an Action/Comedy #9 this is not Hancokc bad Will Smith was good in that movie only the second half of Hancock was a complete let down.
tazz on Oct 2, 2009
Yes, but my kids will love this. Kudos to Dwayne for playing to the kids!
l.21 on Oct 2, 2009
Of course you guys hate it because you're all a bunch of jack-off fanboy dildos. Have a kid then see if this is so bad. Better yet, instead of bashing it, just grow up and realize this movie isn't meant for you.
In_rainbows on Oct 2, 2009
Dang, Ashley Judd is still HOT!
The One on Oct 2, 2009
The Rock derp da derp! Then, derp da derp ta tittily tum.
Moe on Oct 2, 2009
WHY...Dwayne? Why the hell are you doing this..with a body like yours and charisma...you could be doing action movies all the way? OK you're doing kid movies..but how many man?! Jesus.. And for all the "dads and moms" that are liking this: hey...Dwayne Johnson is meant for another genre of movies ok? Don;t give a damn bout what your kid likes ( cup of care \_/ ) When i'll have kids i won;t take them to see this shit..only cartoons or action/SF movies (good ones). If you feed your kid with so many movies like this he will end up gay or emo or god damn knows what...
adrian on Oct 2, 2009
I smell an Oscar. And by Oscar I mean Razzie.
Shelby on Oct 2, 2009
Does Dwayne Johnson have a gambling problem? He must be doing inordinate amounts of blow. Why does he need the money? ... because there is just no logical reason why he would even read a script like this, let alone sign on to it. I hate to tell you Rock, but this one might actually kill your... ahem, career.
Dan the Fan on Oct 2, 2009
10# is right, It´s a kid movie. Don't need to be a Oscar movie, it's just for fun. Guys, you all need kid's...
D. on Oct 2, 2009
Well, got a fresh pair of scissors here. Just need to cut out the right eye...and now the left one...there we go. I'm a Dwayne Johnson fan, but why isn't he choosing better roles? It seems like the majority of people like him, so why isn't he doing different movies? Just doesn't make any sense to me.
Dan on Oct 2, 2009
It's a kids movie... just like The Game Plan. This is not for me. From the trailer it looks like something recycled, the same old jokes, the same approach... Again, it's a kids flick because I think they don't quite know( I'm not saying that I'm some guy who understands everything) what's new or old. Not for me, kids will love it!
me on Oct 2, 2009
Glad i dont have kids
Jordan on Oct 2, 2009
Wow. Who is Dwayne's manager? Are they *trying* to ruin his career??
CatieLee on Oct 2, 2009
please rock come back 2 WWE
Steve on Oct 2, 2009
WTS kids so I don't have to go see this piece of shit. $30 a head. Take your pick: short, tall, stubby, male, female, hermy, ugly, cute or just the base model for $20. Fresh from the farm.
Jared H on Oct 2, 2009
Just because it's not up to you guy's 'art' (huss huss) expectations, you're not even giving it a chance. Looks like a fun family flick to me. The Rock is really entertaining in comedic roles
Antioch on Oct 2, 2009
Ummmmmmmm..........what was that? Why is Dwayne turning down good roles to do crap movies. Do Captain Marvel (or Black Adam) and redeem yourself man.
Papichulo on Oct 2, 2009
what the hell happened to Dwayne Johnson? I thought this guy could be the next Arnold Swartznegger
PimpSlapStick on Oct 2, 2009
I bet that when there's a "don't watch" it gets more views than those "must watch" posts... got to review your intentions.
Felipe on Oct 2, 2009
wow, t e r r i b l e ! ! !
McKenzie on Oct 2, 2009
It is a kids movie, and yes #30 he is on his way to becoming he next Arnold. But if you remember even Arnold did a 1 or 2 kids movies, anyone remeber Kindergarten Cop, it was a classic to some people. Dont bash the Rock for his choice in movies, he will eventually come back to action flicks, i guess its just nice to have a change in pace once in awhile, i hope its just not permanent. Even Eddie Murphy is going back to hardcore, vulgore action now that his kids are grown up, isnt there a Beverly Hills Cop 4 on the way.
Fubar on Oct 2, 2009
what the fuck
dqniel on Oct 2, 2009
Jimbone on Oct 2, 2009
"You can't handle the tooth" Oh god this is going to be terrible.
Kendoll on Oct 2, 2009
I believe my eyes just got raped...
shellghost on Oct 2, 2009
it had me at the 'Cat Away' bit where he presses the horn. I have a feeling this will be a bit too middle of the road for me to say i enjoyed it, but hopefully it steps into the bugnuts crazy random realm enough times to make it fun 😛
ChrisUK on Oct 2, 2009
Billy Crystal looked sweet. not enough to make me see this but he did look sweet
DoomCanoe on Oct 2, 2009
Get the feeling that when everyone signed up, this looked better on paper than what they ultimately knocked out.
Chris on Oct 2, 2009
"I love the Rock. I will support him no matter what he does. whomever on Oct 2, 2009" What if you found out he was killing and cannibalizing hobo's
lvmnly1 on Oct 2, 2009
omg someone tell me why the rock is playing a hockey player? O and Ryan Sheckler OMG worst thing i have ever witnessed omg thats all that can be said.
kengel on Oct 3, 2009
HOW THE HELL DID THIS GET MADE?????????? I PINCHED MYSELF TO SEE IF I WAS HAVING A NIGHTMARE BUT ITS REAL, ITS REAL!!!!!!!!!
Matt on Oct 3, 2009
ahahahahahaha. oh wow. that looks bad. but i still was able to laugh at it and how bad it was. points to the Rock for actually making me laugh at the right time twice in that trailer. but still, looks awful.
dave13 on Oct 3, 2009
This looks like a good family movie tailored for kids that I won't personally go and see. If I did have kids I would take them.
Dan Geer on Oct 3, 2009
For all of the "Yokels" saying lighten up this is just a kid's movie.....who made the rule that just because it is a kid's movie it is okay for it to SUCK!!! Contrary to popular belief a kid's movie CAN STILL BE A GREAT FILM!!! I know we have seen a lot of bad ones over the years and this look's like the grandaddy of them all!! When I think of kid's movies I think of..... "E.T"., "The Goonies", "The Never Ending Story", "The Wizard of Oz", heck even "Babe" makes the list!!!! I don't think of unfunny garbage like "The Tooth Fairy". So let's not get caught up in the idea that "kid's" movies can afford to be bad....I know I lot of us like to "think" kids will accept anything...but even THIS trash film is beyond them!
Jay on Oct 3, 2009
wow i used to look up to this guy
alex on Oct 3, 2009
Damned !! I just found an old magazine, and this idea was ready since 1992 !!!! With Schwarzennegger in it !!! It's seems that Dwayne Johnson is taking all the bad idea that Schwarzy left...
Meeea on Oct 4, 2009
I bet this will make a lot of money... ...how sad
peloquin on Oct 4, 2009
It's a kids movie, who are you old pompous farts.
kyser on Oct 4, 2009
#42 What, is Roman Polanski directing a movie with the Rock or something?
Luis M on Oct 5, 2009
the majority of you are idiots this looks like a fun fam movie
splinter on Oct 5, 2009
THIS MOVIE LOOKS BETTER THAN THE DARK KNIGHT! Soooo Pumped!
MEATCARNAGE on Oct 5, 2009
I'm not going to see this. I'm just too cool for this. I want to see violence and blood because I'm tough and hardcore. I don't want kids to have their own movies. Screw kids. I'm badass and only want to see badass movies. This movie is gay and so I will talk crap about it cos I'm cool...... but really I'm just a retard
Too cool on Oct 14, 2009
Could be funny. Looks like another Game Plan style movie be with Hockey instead of Football. If there are more jokes in this one it could be better.
Ryan on Oct 24, 2009
FunnyHaHa!!Made me chuckle!! I know its probably old hat on the jokes but what the hell.Give it a go...
marcus coull on Nov 4, 2009
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