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Full New International Trailer for G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra

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April 30, 2009

G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra Trailer

Although the official US trailer is due out tomorrow, we just couldn't contain our excitement in showing you this international trailer for G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra. Yes, we're joking, but really, I think everyone needs to see this. I'm actually slightly more impressed by this trailer than I was by the footage we were shown at ShoWest. That's because I'm used to those bio-suits and how ridiculously cheesy they look, but for all of you who haven't seen them, have at it. There's not much more I need to say besides that I suggest you just try and go along with this, and suspend your disbelief as much as you humanly can, and maybe you'll enjoy it.

Watch the full international trailer for G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra:

Trailer has been removed at the anxious request of Paramount Pictures. The official US trailer can now be watched online anyway.

G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra is directed by big action filmmaker Stephen Sommers, of The Jungle Book, Deep Rising, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, and Van Helsing previously. The screenplay was co-written by Stuart Beattie, of Collateral, Derailed, and 30 Days of Night previously, as well as Skip Woods, of Swordfish and Hitman previously. The movie is based on Hasbro's G.I. Joe line of toys that debuted in 1964. Paramount will premiere G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra in theaters everywhere on August 7th this year.

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Reader Feedback - 61 Comments

1

looks so intense cant wait for this to come out!!!

urban kirk on Apr 30, 2009

2

nice......

shichibukai on Apr 30, 2009

3

looks bad

ass on Apr 30, 2009

4

BOOOORING And the CGI looks like crap.

Desmond on Apr 30, 2009

5

gah wheres cobra commander !! XD the cgi looks awfuls

DarkPadme on Apr 30, 2009

6

Special effects look mediocre, but that last bit did make me cum buckets. Looks like it's going to be a fun movie to watch.

KenDoll on Apr 30, 2009

7

The best thing about this is going to be SNAKE EYES!!! The rest will be horrible...cgi, story, etc.

CCloud on Apr 30, 2009

8

That looks horrible. I didn't have high hopes but seriously that should be on the SciFi channel.

Ry on Apr 30, 2009

9

Eh im still on the ropes on this one...im not completely sold it will be good.

tankmaster on Apr 30, 2009

10

has anybody seen the slap chop remix video? It's genius!

sumonesumtime on Apr 30, 2009

11

It's going to suck, plain and simple. It will make good money cause its lame and that is what people watch now "Fast and Furious" no plot, all action type movies. The guy made the Mummy...how good could this be? Hollywood is going down the drain with all these over the top CG movies. If you watch the old Star Wars, you believe it because its actually there (model etc) now its not there...its all put in after the make the movie...you just cant believe movies (mainly sci fi) like you used to.

one on Apr 30, 2009

12

This looks like a retarded live action version of "Team America". America FUCK YEAH! Am I really supposed to suspend disbelief enough to allow the idea that Marlon Fucking Wayans is an elite, badass super soldier?!! Ha ha ha! And who's his commanding officer? Carrot top?!

Ryan on Apr 30, 2009

13

It's sad to say, but the new PG-13 animated webisode series takes its content a thousand times more seriously than this big budget live-action movie apparently does. Joseph Gordon-Levitt's involvement alone is the only thing that intrigues me enough to even bother keeping this on my potential "RENT" list. But hey, who knows? Maybe I'll win the lottery this summer and feel like spending $15 on a good laugh. But then, those odds aren't so good...

Outlaw on Apr 30, 2009

14

Oh Dear!

dom on Apr 30, 2009

15

It looks like trash... but at least Sienna Miller looks scrumptious.

Frame on Apr 30, 2009

16

I rarely comment negatively before I see something, but that looks like CAAAARRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP. CGI looks like it was polished off in a drunken haze one afternoon by some guy who considers it a side job and is blind in one eye. Not to be too hypercritical, but in the words of Eric Cartmen, "What the f***? Seriously guys, what the f***?"

Dan on Apr 30, 2009

17

CGI looks awful.

Ryan on Apr 30, 2009

18

What the hell was that crap?

Kevin Baughman on Apr 30, 2009

19

I still don't know. I think they might have ruined a good thing. It looks just okay. And where is Cobra????

Brian on Apr 30, 2009

20

The CGI reminds me too much of Dragon Ball Evolution's.

teyhtr on Apr 30, 2009

21

just an immensely huge pile of pure SHIT! marlon wayans as part of a team of "perfect" agents?? worse than that, "perfect" agents? man, I can´t believe this. and I can´t believe NO ONE made a joke about the title, c´mon! RISE of COBRA??? how in the world, HOW can I take seriously these amazing group of train wreckers?? marlon wayans, cheesy suits, cheesy effects and a title that looks like a porn parody? it makes me nervous to think that someone is dumb enough to go with this through the end. I used to like Dennis Quaid....he´s now dead for me. I never comment when I like a trailer, nor when I don´t, but this is just too much to keep my mouth shut, it´s just unbelievable, so much that it makes me angry. argh.

felipe on Apr 30, 2009

22

I have to see it because it's Joe but never the less, I know I'll be in for a huge disappointment especially seeing those suits now. Ugh...I'll get my dad to pay or something. Haha

Hey Ya on Apr 30, 2009

23

Bio-suits. Give me a break.

Film-Book dot Com on Apr 30, 2009

24

looks like transformers without the robots

cheater on Apr 30, 2009

25

G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra cast PICTURES http://film-book.com/gi-joe-cast-pictures/ Rachel Nichols as Scarlett in G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra http://film-book.com/rachel-nichols-as-scarlett-in-gi-joe/

Film-Book dot Com on Apr 30, 2009

26

@13... It really does look like a live action Team America with the H2 that has rockets, the plane even looks the same. But that was 100 times better than this shit. The only reason to watch this movie is Sienna Miller and Rachel Nichols. Not one penny of my money will go to this movie, I'll wait for the torrent if that.

nate on Apr 30, 2009

27

oh my baroness!

nacho on Apr 30, 2009

28

I don't like it at all. Those suits cause the Joes to lose their individuality and unique talents that made watching the cartoon so much fun. Yes, the Joes were a team, but each was a specialist...inside and outside. These suits changes the concept into them being more superheros than soldiers. And Marlon Wayans destroys the integrity of this film...it's nearly impossible to take this guy seriously. No good.

Matt Suhu on Apr 30, 2009

29

Sigh

NeoSlyfer on Apr 30, 2009

30

I dunno, I think its a nice popcorn flick at least. I'm actually fairly impressed even with the more fake looking CGI. Also, did anyone else notice a similarity with the whole missle dodging thing in the end like the one in transformers with Ironhide? lol.

hoohah on Apr 30, 2009

31

So me more Levitt!

xerxex on Apr 30, 2009

32

Wow, I thought it didn't look bad at all. Is there any CGI out there that passes for you guys??

theotherbluth on Apr 30, 2009

33

NINJAS!!!!!!

mrmr on Apr 30, 2009

34

Looks awful. Another movie made for the sake of being made under the excuse of "its a pop corn movie. Its suppose to be fun" Nasty CGI that takes aways from the excitement of the action, uninvolving, uninteresting villains or charcters (I was hopin the two ninjas would be cool but doesn't look like thats gonna happen) This movie will probably appeal to the same people who liked daredevil or ghostrider.

CentraSpike on Apr 30, 2009

35

cheesy but AWESOME! i am now pumped for this movie.

Torti on Apr 30, 2009

36

The last Scene ... "Two Guys in Heavy armor who look like robots dodging Missiles in a crammed street" ..... I swore I saw the same sequence in "Transformers" ... Ohh wait .... I did! What a bunch of Biters, No F***ing Originality! ....No respect for this movie at all! For all the people who cant stand visual effects as it is, they are really going to despise visual effects after this movie comes out .... "TO MUCH OF ANYTHING IS UN-HEALTHY" and this movie drowns you in it! G.I Joe can eat a ****!!!!!!!! PS: Visual Effects should only be used when necessary!!!!

WHO on Apr 30, 2009

37

This looks lika cheesy brainless action flick that every one needs to see at least once a year.

????? on Apr 30, 2009

38

YOU HAD ME AT ACID MISSILES.

DCompose on Apr 30, 2009

39

I will attempt....to disbelief....now where is that circular saw so I can take me brain out....Mmmmmmmmmmmmm BRAINS!!!!!!

Lazarus on Apr 30, 2009

40

Snake-Eyes and Baroness are the only things that look good in that movie.

The Delightful Deviant on Apr 30, 2009

41

OOOOOHHHHHHH.... I THINK.... THE MOVIE NEEDS BEST DIRECTOR... IMAGINE.... MICHAEL BAY OR STEVEN OR PETER.... IT RULES.........

gabriel isea on Apr 30, 2009

42

Wow what a steaming pile of shit and bad cgi I mean seriously what the fuck was that. I mean trasnformers is almost the same except the CGI is fucking awesome and the robots boot it up...but this I mean there wasnt one good scene in their.

Cody on Apr 30, 2009

43

wow... this looks like CGI:The Movie. At least Transformers has the robots. Stupid Stupid Stupid.

moviekidmike on Apr 30, 2009

44

horrible cgi, the eiffel tower coming down looked beyond fake, i couldve made it look more realistic using toothpicks. way more futuristic than i thought they would make it, but still might go see it in theatres

harrison on Apr 30, 2009

45

it looks like fun and i love the gi joe resolute. im going to check it out.

Darrin on Apr 30, 2009

46

Too much CGI. Looks like an ok movie for 13 year olds

Dan W on Apr 30, 2009

47

looks fucking epic im in, people complain way to much, just sit back relax and enjoy it for what it is a mindless action movie.

Curtis on Apr 30, 2009

48

This is going to suck. Not excited anymore. The only decent part is the ninja fight. Otherwise is looks like SWAT on steroids.

Brandon on Apr 30, 2009

49

The CG is SOOOO bad and there is SOOO much of it.

Marty Martin - IMAGEN Films on Apr 30, 2009

50

THIS IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The MAN on Apr 30, 2009

51

Hot chicks in tight suits with parts just barely showing, dodging missles and shit, tacky storytelling with taking down the Eiffel tower....suuuuurrreee a fun popcorn movie. I love the bio-suits though, it actually gives the excuse for why they can do all this crazy shit and not get too busted up. It'll rack in the audiences and more than half the people who've posted here will be there - well all know it too.

Conrad on Apr 30, 2009

52

Not gonna watch this. Was never a huge fan of GI Joe in the first place and this looks bad to me.

aaron on Apr 30, 2009

53

Seriously though...where is Cobra Commander? Is he even in the movie?

Jeep Fu on May 1, 2009

54

Video isn't working???

that one guy on May 1, 2009

55

Video removed due to copyright?

Thatguy on May 1, 2009

57

you can watch it @ http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/gi-joe/french-trailer

Brisingr on May 1, 2009

58

It looks like i am the only one who loved the trailer here...lol Looking forward to.

Fisherr on May 1, 2009

59

G.I. Joke.

avoidz on May 2, 2009

60

I kind of agree with #12 so much effort is put into the effects, no time is left to think about plot these days

Dating in Toronto on May 28, 2009

61

Prediction: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is not going to do well http://film-book.com/prediction-gi-joe-is-not-going-to-do-well/

Film-Book dot Com on Jul 22, 2009

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