Official Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian Poster

February 2, 2009
Source: IMPAwards

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian Poster

One TV spot I am glad that we did not see during the Super Bowl tonight was Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian. I don't need to see any more of that frickin' movie, no matter how big of an improvement it is over the first one, if at all. This poster is kind of a big show off, like, like who we have (and what we have) in our movie! Look, it's Ben Stiller, and Abe Lincoln, and Napoleon, and a frickin' monkey! How funny! This humor really isn't for me anymore. And if you haven't seen it, go watch the atrocious trailer, just so you know how bad this will be before you even admire this poster. See it below.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian is again directed by Shawn Levy, of Big Fat Liar, Cheaper by the Dozen, The Pink Panther, and the first Night at the Museum as well. Original screenwriters Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon (of "Reno 911!" fame) are back and they're joined by Simon Kinberg, of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, X-Men: The Last Stand, and Jumper. Night at the Museum 2 will arrive in theaters everywhere on May 22nd, 2009 this upcoming summer. Who will win this fight: the Terminator or Larry Daley?

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Reader Feedback - 25 Comments


Absolute worst.

Tim "Cloverfield" on Feb 2, 2009


this movie is gonna be sweet, although i'm not sure if they can top the first, but the casting of adams and azaria will certainly help

jh on Feb 2, 2009


hey com on give it a beak i think it looks pretty good

alan on Feb 2, 2009


Bill Hader is awesome in everything.

Zach on Feb 2, 2009


Eh, mediocore.

Ryan on Feb 2, 2009


So wait, your point is that in a poster promoting their movie, they shouldnt have any of their characters? And given that the movie deals massively with history and historical figures, they should be sure to avoid putting any well known or recognizable historical figures in as well? Explain the logic underlying that conclusion.

N on Feb 2, 2009


The horrible Ben Stiller at his finest. I would love to slap that ass eating grin off of his face. "Your Parents are brilliant, but you are shite!"

D-9 on Feb 2, 2009


Oh my God, I thought this was going to be bad, but C'mon. Worse than I thought. Why is Stiller allowed to make movies?

curiouscaseofredbuttons on Feb 2, 2009


YES! Ben Siller does not dissapoint! One of the 3 in the triangle of horror! Discusting Hack! IDK number 8, why is Cage and Rogen ( the remaining 2 of the triangle) are allowed to make movies as well. AWFUL!

triangleofhorror on Feb 2, 2009


What's atrocious is your review. You are so damn terrible at writing that it strains my eyes to read your words.

Krunk Drud on Feb 2, 2009


How in the Hell did the first one deserve a second? Who are you talking about 10, another attack on Alex's writing skills? Geez leave it alone.

feohatestheworld on Feb 2, 2009


I despised the first one. Except for Dick Van Dyke, but he alone could not save another Stiller melt down. Hey # 10, if you don't approve of Alex's writing skills, do us a favor. Get it?

Nut-Meg on Feb 2, 2009


Who is Krunk talking about? By the way, I will pass on this. Ben Stiller is not worth spending our hard earned jake on.

feohatestheworld on Feb 2, 2009


Jerry Stiller is the best. I remember one KoQ when he is talking to doug and he says Jerry Stiller: Doug, in my opinion its the losers who are the real winners. Kevin James: Then what are the winners? Jerry Stiller: Well, they are still winners, you can't take that away from them. After all they did win. It was his delivery.

Red --- Buttons on Feb 2, 2009


It's not _that_ bad. In fact, I didn't think the first movie was bad at all. Compared to, what's that old movie with the action figures that come alive,

Timothy on Feb 2, 2009


You still don't get it. His TALENT Dammitt! And not on that King show. Mr. Stiller is the only saving grace in that heap. How 'bout STILLER AND MIRA! I give up on him, if you were in my class. Grade I incomplete or whatever else you can think of with an I. Quebec has no footage of that great comedy team. Alas, the genepool was drained with the offspring.

D-9 on Feb 2, 2009


I don't know about that. Quebec does host just for laughs so i must assume some where there has to be at least one frame of someone doing great comedy. Besides i am not from Quebec. I wish i was though. I have posted before that i dislike stiller jr. I have Nothing to hide.

Red --- Buttons on Feb 2, 2009


Buttons does not get it. He simply does not understand. Amazing LOL. Oh my gosh it is so simple it's almost sad. I am not gonna spell it out to him like I observed in another post. He is up too late and speaks jibberish. I do get what D is saying. I really do understand. Stiller and Mira is the act, D is not talking about anything else. My bad, I said I was not gonna explain it to him. He's French don't forget.

curiouscaseofredbuttons on Feb 2, 2009


Continuty Alert! Amelia Earhart was not hot!

Marley on Feb 2, 2009


I am not old enough to remember the 60s

Red --- Buttons on Feb 2, 2009


Why can't amelia be hot??????

Red Color Buttons. on Feb 3, 2009


Because SHe Was Not Hot! I have noticed everyone has to explain things to this Red guy. It's called continuty Dings!

feohatestheworld on Feb 3, 2009


Well i find her attractive.

Red Color Buttons. on Feb 3, 2009


I bet if WB were doing this instead of FOX, Alex would be fangasming about now....

Chris C. on Feb 3, 2009


# 24 Good one. The FOX hate here is just ridiculous, sure they've released bad films. As have most studios. Including WB.

Timothy on Feb 3, 2009

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