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Official Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian Poster

by Alex Billington
February 2, 2009
Source: IMPAwards

One TV spot I am glad that we did not see during the Super Bowl tonight was Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian. I don't need to see any more of that frickin' movie, no matter how big of an improvement it is over the first one, if at all. This poster is kind of a big show off, like, like who we have (and what we have) in our movie! Look, it's Ben Stiller, and Abe Lincoln, and Napoleon, and a frickin' monkey! How funny! This humor really isn't for me anymore. And if you haven't seen it, go watch the atrocious trailer, just so you know how bad this will be before you even admire this poster. See it below.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian is again directed by Shawn Levy, of Big Fat Liar, Cheaper by the Dozen, The Pink Panther, and the first Night at the Museum as well. Original screenwriters Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon (of "Reno 911!" fame) are back and they're joined by Simon Kinberg, of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, X-Men: The Last Stand, and Jumper. Night at the Museum 2 will arrive in theaters everywhere on May 22nd, 2009 this upcoming summer. Who will win this fight: the Terminator or Larry Daley?

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Tim "Cloverfield"

Absolute worst.
jh

this movie is gonna be sweet, although i'm not sure if they can top the first, but the casting of adams and azaria will certainly help
alan

hey com on give it a beak i think it looks pretty good
Zach

Bill Hader is awesome in everything.
http://movieguyreviews4u.blogspot.com Ryan

Eh, mediocore.
N

So wait, your point is that in a poster promoting their movie, they shouldnt have any of their characters? And given that the movie deals massively with history and historical figures, they should be sure to avoid putting any well known or recognizable historical figures in as well? Explain the logic underlying that conclusion.
D-9

The horrible Ben Stiller at his finest. I would love to slap that ass eating grin off of his face. "Your Parents are brilliant, but you are shite!"
curiouscaseofredbuttons

Oh my God, I thought this was going to be bad, but C'mon. Worse than I thought. Why is Stiller allowed to make movies?
triangleofhorror

YES! Ben Siller does not dissapoint! One of the 3 in the triangle of horror! Discusting Hack! IDK number 8, why is Cage and Rogen ( the remaining 2 of the triangle) are allowed to make movies as well. AWFUL!
Krunk Drud

What's atrocious is your review. You are so damn terrible at writing that it strains my eyes to read your words.
feohatestheworld

How in the Hell did the first one deserve a second? Who are you talking about 10, another attack on Alex's writing skills? Geez leave it alone.
Nut-Meg

I despised the first one. Except for Dick Van Dyke, but he alone could not save another Stiller melt down. Hey # 10, if you don't approve of Alex's writing skills, do us a favor. Get it?
feohatestheworld

Who is Krunk talking about? By the way, I will pass on this. Ben Stiller is not worth spending our hard earned jake on.
http://sadness.blogspot.com Red --- Buttons

Jerry Stiller is the best. I remember one KoQ when he is talking to doug and he says Jerry Stiller: Doug, in my opinion its the losers who are the real winners. Kevin James: Then what are the winners? Jerry Stiller: Well, they are still winners, you can't take that away from them. After all they did win. It was his delivery.
Timothy

It's not _that_ bad. In fact, I didn't think the first movie was bad at all. Compared to, what's that old movie with the action figures that come alive,
D-9

You still don't get it. His TALENT Dammitt! And not on that King show. Mr. Stiller is the only saving grace in that heap. How 'bout STILLER AND MIRA! I give up on him, if you were in my class. Grade I incomplete or whatever else you can think of with an I. Quebec has no footage of that great comedy team. Alas, the genepool was drained with the offspring.
http://sadness.blogspot.com Red --- Buttons

I don't know about that. Quebec does host just for laughs so i must assume some where there has to be at least one frame of someone doing great comedy. Besides i am not from Quebec. I wish i was though. I have posted before that i dislike stiller jr. I have Nothing to hide.
curiouscaseofredbuttons

Buttons does not get it. He simply does not understand. Amazing LOL. Oh my gosh it is so simple it's almost sad. I am not gonna spell it out to him like I observed in another post. He is up too late and speaks jibberish. I do get what D is saying. I really do understand. Stiller and Mira is the act, D is not talking about anything else. My bad, I said I was not gonna explain it to him. He's French don't forget.
Marley

Continuty Alert! Amelia Earhart was not hot!
http://sadness.blogspot.com Red --- Buttons

I am not old enough to remember the 60s
Red Color Buttons.

Why can't amelia be hot??????
feohatestheworld

Because SHe Was Not Hot! I have noticed everyone has to explain things to this Red guy. It's called continuty Dings!
Red Color Buttons.

Well i find her attractive.
Chris C.

I bet if WB were doing this instead of FOX, Alex would be fangasming about now....
Timothy

# 24 Good one. The FOX hate here is just ridiculous, sure they've released bad films. As have most studios. Including WB.