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First Unimpressive Trailer for Joe Nimziki's New 'The Howling: Reborn'

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July 15, 2011
Source: Bloody-Disgusting

The Howling: Reborn Trailer

"You lycanthropes are hard-frickin'-core!" This is meant to be watched as a joke, because boy does this look terrible, just terrible. And that's a shame, because Joe Dante's classic werewolf thriller The Howling is actually damn good, but with Twilight ruling the box office these days, we're only going to get even crappier imitations. This first trailer comes from Bloody-Disgusting and the film stars Landon Liboiron, Lindsey Shaw and Ivana Milicevic. Seriously, this looks atrocious, and I'm sorry for subjecting anyone to such a painful experience, but every once in a while we need something bad like this to set the lowest standards at.

Watch the first international trailer for Joe Nimziki's The Howling: Reborn:

On the eve of his high school graduation, the unremarkable Will Kidman finally bonds with the girl he has long yearned for. But he also discovers a dark secret from his past… that he's about to become a werewolf.

The Howling: Reborn is directed by filmmaker Joe Nimziki, a former studio marketing executive making his feature directing debut from a script he wrote with James Robert Johnston (Joy Ride 2). This is a remake of Joe Dante's original werewolf film The Howling from 1981. Anchor Bay is releasing The Howling: Reborn, most likely straight-to-DVD, but they haven't set a release date or put out any other details yet. Stay tuned!

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Reader Feedback - 30 Comments

1

A new Twilight franchise but with Werewolves? It`s so bad it`s almost funny  They should remake revenge of the killer tomatoes. That would be fun. 

Loser on Jul 15, 2011

2

Nope

CBFawley on Jul 15, 2011

3

Tomatoes is a classic. Thanks for reminding me about that one. Toxic avenger and surf ninjas must die. Syfy wishes they knew how to make movies. And "no" to howling reborn. The barrel is beyond scraped. We are in china now.

Anonymous on Jul 15, 2011

4

I thought the original Howling was pretty lame.  This looks 10 times worse.

Kevin on Jul 15, 2011

5

This...this isn't real right?  Please tell me this is a late April Fools day prank.  Sweet smoking Jesus in a birch wood canoe that was beyond bad.  Absolutely no redeeming qualities. 

Anonymous on Jul 15, 2011

6

Looks awesome, dunno what you guys are on about! the original Howling had a lot of cheesy soft porn moments in it and was pretty terrible too as I remember, this is more Underworld the High School years.

Crapola on Jul 15, 2011

7

Hey, if its got soft porn in it I'm there!

Mr Slippy Fist on Jul 19, 2011

8

The reason I dont like Pizzas is the Cheese. The reason I will not see this movie is the same.

xamel on Jul 15, 2011

9

I loved the first Howling but they got kind of silly after that.  There was one called my sisters a werewolf.  Pretty bad.

Brian Ricci Movie Review on Jul 15, 2011

10

"WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENING TO ME!" I died laughing at that....seriously, wtf is this crap!

Bigsexy_90 on Jul 15, 2011

11

Divine jaysus spare us......

Anonymous on Jul 15, 2011

12

save your prayer, there is no god in Hollywood 

Jericho on Jul 18, 2011

13

...apart from Almighty Moolah

Anonymous on Jul 18, 2011

14

OMGSH THIS LOOKS SO GOOD!

Chazzy on Jul 15, 2011

15

This has the look of a B movie; so terrible, no story and the acting is like teens' version of twilight.

Excel on Jul 15, 2011

16

Isn't "Twilight" a 'teens' version of "Twilight"?

Joesephus78 on Jul 15, 2011

17

huh?

kiss on Jul 15, 2011

18

You can't have a "teen" version of Twilight because it's already for teens.  That's all he's saying.

Chazzy on Jul 16, 2011

19

Looks like a b movie that had a bigger budget

Anonymous on Jul 15, 2011

20

Hahahahahahahahahahah, and then all of a sudden the neigbours monkey flipped the chutney ferrit for a fiver and two pence.....Hmmm!!!

LV 426 on Jul 16, 2011

21

Meh, I've seen worse.

Gabriel Visser on Jul 16, 2011

22

This looks pretty much like the new Teen Wolf series on Sky....

Steven on Jul 16, 2011

23

The cast looks like the worst part. Straight to DvD I'd say

Richie on Jul 16, 2011

24

Brightened my day. Can't take the smile off my face. Thank you whoever made it, for the laughs.

Jpeters1138 on Jul 16, 2011

25

The truly, truly sad thing here is that there is a good idea there for a "Howling" film for this generation. I like the initial idea of a dark and gritty Howling/Teen Wolf movie but this garbage "Twilight" sparkling, vanilla,milquetoast version just kills it!! Trust me guys, this WILL have a theatrical release, probably this October or something.

Quinn on Jul 17, 2011

26

I'll definitely Redbox it. 1. Because I like werewolf movies. 2. I like Lindsay Shaw ever since Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide and 10 Things I Hate About You.

Lamar on Jul 17, 2011

27

Harry Potter and the Deathly "Howlings"!

Typhoon on Jul 19, 2011

28

You said it... Harry Potter meets Twilight meets The Covenant meets Independence Day (It sucked) meets The Lost Boys meets Cory Feldman meets Dawsons Creek...  you get the picture

Mr. Durp on Jul 19, 2011

29

i followed this movie for a year and it ended up being the shitty twilight rip off i feared it would turn into. man o man and i heard new moon rising sucked. this is a sequel by the way (Not a remake) but damn dude like why? why so bad? couldve at least stayed true to the earlier sequels and been gee idk a Howling movie!

Klay on Jul 20, 2011

30

this looks like a canadian tv show. 

guest on Jul 22, 2011

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