Don't Watch: Lindsay Lohan Returns in the First 'Scary Movie 5' Trailer
Because they're cheap to make, and thus make a decent profit when they hit theaters, there's a Scary Movie 5 coming and it can't be stopped. After all, Lindsay Lohan needs something to do besides Lifetime movies, and this film franchise is pretty much the only one that will have her. This time Black Swan takes the spotlight as the chief film being parodied, but there's plenty more spoofing going on here. As expected, this just looks atrocious, and in a sad turn, actually makes A Haunted House look tolerable. Ashley Tisdale stars and Charlie Sheen, Molly Shannon, Terry Crews, Heather Locklear also appear.
Here's the first trailer for Malcolm Lee's Scary Movie 5, originally from MTV:
Malcolm Lee (Undercover Brother) directs Scary Movie 5 with a script by David Zucker and Pat Proft. Snooty French dance company director Pierre is putting on a new production. Jody (Ashley Tisdale), a Caucasian late-20s mother of two and her friend Kendra (Erica Ash) are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry (Molly Shannon), gets cut from the production and goes berserk. The film arrives April 12th, 2013.