First Red Band Trailer for Seth MacFarlane's 'Ted' with Mark Wahlberg

April 2, 2012
Source: Funny or Die

Seth MacFarlane's Ted Trailer

"Put it on my fuzzy finger!" Universal has finally unveiled the first official trailer for Seth MacFarlane's Ted, the "Family Guy" creator's first feature film, that was written, produced and directed by Seth. Mark Wahlberg stars as a guy whose best friend is a teddy bear come-to-life after a childhood wish left him real. The story follows his relationship with Mila Kunis, and how Ted gets in the way, and how Ted is pretty much just a lewd, pot-smoking, chauvinistic piece of stuffed fur. This is a weird trailer and I might've liked it more if Ted didn't sound and act exactly like Peter Griffin again. Change up the voices, Seth! Look funny?

Watch the first red band trailer for Seth MacFarlane's first movie Ted, in high def via Funny or Die:

A story centered on John (Wahlberg) and his teddy bear, who comes to life as a result of a childhood wish.

"Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humor to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted. In this original new comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett, a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear (created with computer animation) who came to life as the result of a wish and has refused to leave his side. Patrick Warburton, Giovanni Ribisi, Joel McHale, Laura Vandervoort and more also star in this. Ted lands in theaters everywhere on July 13th.

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  • The Crisis
    I got Ted sounding like a combination of Peter and Brian. Kinda makes sense to me considering it's a New England accent and, since it's Mark Wahlberg, I just assume the movie involves Boston somehow.
  • Maybe.
    • Lowrider_83
      How can you "maybe" this? Pissed my pants the whole time. Peter Griffin in a bear! AWESOME! Beats the shit out of some murderous hobo-shaman being re-incarnated in a doll!
      • You're right, but I'm not saying "No." I'm saying "Maybe." Trailer cracked me up, but I can count on 10 fingers how many movie trailers looked great, or made me laugh in the last 8 months and then went to see the movie and was disappointed. Maybe, but not no. ūüėČ
  • McWetty
    I was more impressed by Wahlburg's ability to rattle off 40 names than the actual trailer. Love Family Guy though, so I'll give it a chance.
  • Just a short though eh? This isn't real.
    • It is real. MacFarlane has since put a link to youtube via his twitter for the same red band trailer. I too was most impressed by the 40+ white trash names.. And it was definatelly Peter + Brian voices. That and the Thunder song will probably do it for me.
      • Blurb
         You do realize that he was staring at a CG bear, right? Which is added post-shoot, right? Overtop a cheat sheet, maybe? Yeah... Not so impressive anymore.
  • Clocker910
    I laughed my ass off during this, I'm in. "Fuck You thunder!"
  • The Douche
    I just wonder if the bear or Mark Wahlberg gets knocked out some how if they're gonna land in the trademark family guy way. That would be hilarious.
  • Zach
    this looks fuckin terrible. Stop making shitty movies!!!
    • sean
      This is his first movie...
  • Jordane Thiboust
    Remind me of a supernatural episode where the teddy bear came to life too.
    • HarryFiddleSticks
      This one doesn't look very suicidal to me though
      • james
         true but the teddy in supernatural had a little girl for an owner and alcohol . . this teddy has weed and mark wahlberg a way much better combination 
  • Jericho
    looks better than Jack and Jill........
    • Groov
      I just left something in the toilet that looked better than Jack and Jill.
  • rockkicker
    couldnt stop laughing at the thunder song
  • maybe, i did like how mark wahlberg was able to spit out 40+ names in what seemed like less than 30 seconds.¬† The song got me going too.¬†
  • LosZombies
    that Thunder Song lone sold me lol cant go wrong with MacFarlane
  • SS
    Pretty much a rip off of the show Wilfred on FX.
    • Zade_92
      but so much better if anything seth handeled the concept way better
    • ¬†And Wilfred on FX is a remake of the original Wilfred that was on SBS in Australia.¬† Just because its not a completely original idea, doesn't immediately make it a bad one.
  • How can people not find this funny!? I think if you can't at least laugh at the ridiculousness of this trailer, you either don't have a sense of humour, or you take life way too seriously.
  • tankatemysandwiches
    Tammylynn! FUCK!  haha omfg yes
  • Zade_92
    This got me laughing hard, i am excited for some Mcfarlane fun and i find the voice to be suitable for this kind of character.
  • Blurb
    Wow, a children's toy being profane as the entire basis for a movie. Gee, I've never seen this done before. How original. Someone pinch me, I can't stop laughing. Bueller? Bueller?
  • Astx9
    I think Mark does a KICK ass job in comedies, the humor of McFarlane is going to make this great and also Mila is super cute.
  • Xerxexx
    In it for Whalberg.
  • Tonker
    first film to make me belly laugh in a long time .....
  • I love how my comment was removed because it contained the F word on a page where you can watch a video that contains the same word about 15 times.
    • beevis
      yea - all it takes is one fucking person to flag ya and.........OOPS!
      • grimjob
        Fuck Beevis! Look what you did!
    • just because a fake bear has a potty mouth doesn't mean we have to as well. Ok? Ok.
      • Akirakorn
        Fucking A! Right!
      • You answered yourself...weird. And my original post only used the F word in describing my thoughts on how they've used it too much in the trailer...I don't think They need to use it to be funny, unlike some other films, that's whats kind of sad about it.
  • beevis
    it isn't awful - but mila kunis and marc walhberg could do MUCH better than this movie.
    • Xerxexx
       I think most actors take these roles in order to take a break from serious films.
      • beevis
        well, that would definitely explain this.........
        • Xerxexx
        • Mark Wahlberg has done much worse.
          • beevis
            well, "the happening" was just an awful film......but, other than that - this looks like the worst.
  • Wow I really really laughed hard... a few times.
  • Chris_G
    I'm in.
  • Thisisstillmore
    Would've been so much cooler if it was an actually puppet bear and not CG.
    • I agree, but I've gotta be honest. Most of the shots with Ted sitting or not moving a whole lot, looked damn realistic. Almost photo-realistic.
      • >_> that's cuz many of them were
  • Christopher Batty
    Walhberg? Isn't he the guy who beat up a poor old Asian man? 
    • Xerxexx
      Yep, he was quite a dick when he was younger.
  • Akirakorn
    Gotta admit I laughed at this one. Expecting another shitty comedy, but this is actually funny. Mark n Teddy/Seth have great chemistry and the jokes aren't over-the-top. Might go see this after all.
  • Beerassassin69
    its gonna rock lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • D6
    Loved the thunder song! XD
  • afid
    i'm in too..when ted first came out,i think Ted was invisible to other people..but he's not
  • Brandon
    That was perfect. 
  • grimjob
    Yes please! This looks hilarious! Love MacFarlane!
  • K1ng
    The bear should've been named Rupert
    • The Douche
      Oh shit, now that made me laugh. That would've been classic.
  • Lorie0406
    Oh! I cannot wait for this movie to come out....a must it
  • CookieMonster
    Facial animation sucks really on Ted
  • must be old
    Gods that was terrible. Like something a 12-year-old wrote. I guess that's the audience?
  • O'Ryan
    looks crappy, but the last joked killed me!
  • big guy
    hilarious! cant wait to see this!! I will admit my first thought was oh god its gonna be like Alf.
  • Alexsoleil
    What is the song tittle of the second song in this trailer?
    • Artist: The Temper Trap Song: Sweet Disposition
  • TRX
    Is this really going to be a movie? 
    • Nah, they just made the trailer to fuck with ya.
  • Can someone tell me the name of the song at the beginning? ¬†when they are meeting?¬†
  • Nope - some funny ideas in here - but a stream of profanity is not a substitute for humor.
  • Cacorrell96
    This is soo funny it made me cry
  • Dutchmn020
    to all u idiots that think this isn't a real movie...just go to and see for yourself. you dummies...
  • phil
  • Ahmed Hozayen
    haha, i love it! 
  • frank
    What is the club song at the beginning of the unrestricted Ted trailer.




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