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A New 'Piranha 3DD' Poster Delivers Both Titular Goods in One Shot

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April 18, 2012
Source: Shock Til You Drop

Piranha 3DD

Since the red band trailer brought us all the blood and boobs you've come to expect from Piranha 3DD, it's no surprise that the latter is featured more prominently than the deadly titular fish of the horror comedy on a sexy new poster. It's a little too touched up from the Photoshop side of things, and while that obscured face somewhat resembles "30 Rock" star Katrina Bowden (one of the film's cast members), American Reunion taught us that her chest companions don't exactly fit the "DD" part of the bill. Alas, there will be plenty of gore and nudity to feast eyes on this summer when the film hits theaters in June. Poster below!

Here's the new poster for John Gulager's sequel Piranha 3DD via Shock Til You Drop:

Piranha 3DD - Theatrical Poster

After Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way elsewhere. This time, no one is safe as they sink their teeth into the visitors of the summer attraction The Big Wet Water Park.

Piranha 3DD is directed by American filmmaker John Gulager, who debuted with Feast along with writers Marcus Dunstan & Patrick Melton, who went on to together writer & direct two more Feast movies. The screenplay for this was written by Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton, who got their start on "Project Greenlight" with their horror project Feast. The Weinstein Company & Dimension Films will be releasing Piranha 3DD in 3D in theaters everywhere starting on June 1st, 2012, for a big raunchy summer splash.

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  • Hahah, titular. Also I'm five.
  • Anony
     Hahaha.... I remember when this was cool
  • Ehsan Davodi
    Why no one can another good movie like jaws? I mean Spielberg had 25 year age that made that movie! Why this director can't bring the fear in under of our skin? What is this poster?! A young boobies bitch Wana tear by piranhas? What is of that is scary? A movie without drama is zero and jaws had brilliant drama, if company want inject a good drama in story of own film, they can but they didn't want because we go to theaters to see this rubbish movies! He guys we want real movies not boobies
    • Truong18
      How can you compare this to jaw? This movie is suppose to be a mindless fun summer movie. It is not suppose to be taking serious.
    • Oliver J L
      This movie does not focus on a good story, it's a thoughtless movie with the only purpose to harvest some money and entertain. A lot of young people want blood'n'boobs and then this is a perfect film. This movie is more likely a parody of 'Jaws' than a tribute...
    • The original Piranha was a tongue-in-cheek parody of Jaws, and this just takes that to the next level for an older, more raunchy generation. This isn't supposed to be a masterpiece film.
    • I like Boobies! 
    • I'd still rather go see this than Titanic!!!!!
  • I have to admit I'm kind of looking forward to this (though I'll wait till the dvd is out). The cast and the trailers are very promising.
  • McWetty
    I'll probably wait to see this brabuster... I mean blockbuster on BR when it's rentable.  First one was good and campy; this looks like softcore fish porn.
  • Xerxexx
    Boobs and blood...not a good combo.
    • grimjob
      I'll have to disagree with you, but I remember you saying you weren't a horror fan in general, although your top 5 were excellent. And some of the best (worst) horror/camp flicks feature both of those very prominently.
      • Xerxexx
        I mostly mean boobs covered in blood...its upsetting to the eyes.
        • grimjob
          Ahhh. Now that is a true statement.
  • grimjob
    Oohhhh, this is just gonna be an awesomely stupid movie to enjoy. Can't wait.
  • Ehsan Davodi
    Until you guys enjoy this mindless And stupid fun parody we can't see any jaws then go ahead enjoy but if I Wana see boobies I go and see alive or see porn and otherhand I see for this porn fishy dramaless movie came on bluray! I didn't go to theater I think we must understand such director that movie is thinkable entertaining I love the magic of cinema and I love birds or jaws I think if we insist on such movies we don't see any masterpiece anymore but I wish this movie was awesome and hit
  • Neuromancer
    I feel this movie is going to be snubbed at the oscars =( But seriously though, might be fun with some friends, albeit matinée. Got to enjoy a movie that doesn't take itself seriously once in a while :)
  • Drooling
    BO_obs.

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