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Don't Watch: Painfully Unfunny First Trailer for 'A Haunted House 2'

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November 22, 2013
Source: Open Road Films

A Haunted House 2

Every now and then we need to be reminded just how terrible some movies can be, that way we're thankful for the really good ones. Today's reminder comes in the form of the unnecessary horror spoof sequel A Haunted House 2, the follow-up to last year's stupid, cheap A Haunted House starring Marlon Wayans and a bunch of comedians desperate for a paycheck. Wayans is back, but this time he has a new girlfriend with two kids. The official description says this film has "spine-tingling tension and hilarious punch-lines," and that couldn't be more of a lie. Watch this dumb trailer if you need the equivalent of a punch to the face.

Here's the first trailer for Michael Tiddes' A Haunted House 2 from Open Road Films:

A Haunted House 2 is directed by Michael Tiddes and written by Rick Alvarez and Marlon Wayans (both of White Chicks), who also stars in the spoof horror film taking aim at the latest genre hits. Malcolm (Wayans), after exorcising the demons of his ex, is starting fresh with his new girlfriend and her two children. After moving into their dream home, Malcolm is once again plagued by bizarre paranormal events. David Koechner, Andrew Daly, Nick Swardson also star in Open Road Films' sequel hitting March 28th, 2014.

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  • http://williamrobertson.com/ Will
    lol I like Gabriel Iglesias, but yes, this looks bad.
    • Sky
      I cannot wait to see this when im so drunk its hard to stand up.... thats when these movies are amazing. These movies are so dumb that you can understand whats going on when your brain isnt working, i cant wait!
  • Thomas Levesque
    defently gonna see it, really like spoof films, and im a huge fan of the wayan brothers, damon wayans is still one of my favorite.
    • http://djkento.com/ Kento
      this is why this shit gets made. Comedy is subjective more than any other art form, but these movies are shit. If people quit seeing them, they'd quit getting made. How about you go see something good.
      • Thomas Levesque
        don't tell me what to see ok. not like people like u could stop people from seeing them.
  • Charlie Hard
    I couldn't even finish watching the first film. I like spoof films but it seems they are trying too hard these days just for a laugh. The genre is dead in the water.
  • disqus_FcfdEE0Efb
    The first one was actually pretty damn funny, that is, until Cedric The Entertainer showed up.
    • Sempai
      I think you meant to say "It was a shitty movie until Cedric The Entertainer showed up and made it funny.
  • IamSlave
    This gets made but we can't get a studio to back Dark Tower series. Smh….
  • Sempai
    It is nearly impossible for an unknown, with a great script, to get his or her movie made in Hollywood yet they greenlight this movie and movies like it! Don't get it!
  • Fidel Reyes
    Why did I watch that? My mistake...
  • http://www.jimmylove.com/ Jimmy Love
    Oh god A COMEDY! how disgusting! jesus christ what is wrong with people now a days?
    • cobrazombie
      A comedy needs laughs.
      • http://www.jimmylove.com/ Jimmy Love
        Look over your head! Is it a Bird? No! Is it a plane? No! Is it a joke? I dont has humor!
        • http://www.firstshowing.net/ Ethan Anderton
          I feel sorry for you if this is your idea of humor and laughs. Comedies can also be well-written.
          • http://www.jimmylove.com/ Jimmy Love
            Oh don't worry I have felt SORRY for you for a long time! Being above it all is just so hipster!
  • me
    why even post it up, if you say don't watch,lol
    • Julio Navas
      That´s the point, haha.
      • me
        LOL, I get it
  • toonfed
    Written by... wait Marlon Wayans knows how to write?
  • grimjob
    They Wayans' name has been dragged through the mud for far too long now.
  • Jim Dawkins
    Why are the Wayan brothers even considered to be funny? None of their films have ever been good or funny. They rode the wave of their bigger brothers fame.
  • Nash
    Dear lord, have mercy... My brain hurts after seeing so much stupidity...
  • mooreworthy
    Key and Peele please.
  • Jamie Holmes
    Best movie ever in the universe :/
  • Kevin Bell
    I loved the first one and the trailer for this one looks hilarious.
  • PissedoffWhiteguy
    looks like a bunch of cliche black one liners with the obvious dumb white guy and/or girl ya lets move on this is 2014 and this comedy is crap.

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