New 'Thor: The Dark World' Posters: Malekith & Waxy Natalie Portman
After brothers Thor (Chris Hemsworth) and Loki (Tom Hiddleston) got their own posters for Thor: The Dark World, this time the villain Malekith (Christopher Eccleston) and Natalie Portman get in on the action. Our Dark Elves leader looks like the creepiest Phantom of the Opera ever, while the other poster featuring Thor protecting Jane Foster (Portman) isn't so hot. The problem lies mostly in the fact that Portman's head seems to be contorted in a way that makes her look like a broken wax statue or one of those creepy Real Dolls that desperate men need for pleasure. At least the movie still looks pretty damn great.
Here's the two new posters for Alan Taylor's Thor: The Dark World from IMP Awards:
In the aftermath of Marvel’s Thor and The Avengers, Thor (Chris Hemsworth) fights to restore order across the cosmos, but an ancient race led by the vengeful Malekith (Christopher Eccleston) returns to plunge the universe back into darkness. Faced with an enemy that even Odin (Anthony Hopkins) and Asgard cannot withstand, Thor must embark on his most perilous and personal journey yet, one that will reunite him with Jane Foster (Natalie Portman) and force him to sacrifice everything to save us all. Alan Taylor ("Game of Thrones") directs Thor: The Dark World which arrives in theaters on November 8th. What say you now?
Reader Feedback - 14 Comments
The last one with Portman looking like a mannequin... for fuck's sake Marvel.
Akira Smith on Sep 5, 2013
Hooooly crap that's bad....really really bad
Danimal on Sep 5, 2013
Portman looks like a blowup sexdoll
ProjectionistHP on Sep 5, 2013
October 30? So they moved up the release date to a Wednesday? EDIT: Never mind .... that's the international release date. So these are int'l posters?
Edward Curtis on Sep 5, 2013
I love how they're keeping malekith's objectives and backstory under wraps...he's going to be a great villain
Corey Ross on Sep 5, 2013
Portman is doing the "Lean Back".
Nielsen700 on Sep 5, 2013
She's rubbing up against Thor's love hammer.
Carpola on Sep 5, 2013
Wow. Where is the QC?
DAVIDPD on Sep 5, 2013
The expressions on their faces look like they're reacting to having just seen this poster...
SV7 on Sep 5, 2013
Frozen in fear at the size of his big hammer...
cobrazombie on Sep 5, 2013
I would love to hear Portman's reaction to this hilarious poster, haha
JBrotsis on Sep 5, 2013
iamNotLegend on Sep 5, 2013
Is it just me or did Thor's hair look good in the first movie, weird in The Avengers, and worse in this movie?
Chris Amaya on Sep 5, 2013
Jordan Petersen on Sep 6, 2013
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