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Patton Oswalt's 'Star Wars: Episode VII' Pitch Gets Amazing Poster

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April 18, 2013
Source: EW

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Infinity Gauntlet

If you're confused, here's the deal: On tonight's episode of NBC's comedy series "Parks & Recreation," comedian Patton Oswalt has a guest appearance and offers some sort of filibuster during a town hall meeting. Well, in an outtake, he improvises an entire plot for Star Wars: Episode VII and the crew just let's him ramble for eight minutes. While he starts off fine with important nerdy Star Wars details, he ventures off into nerd heaven and imagines a world where Thanos is the villain, using the reality gem from the Infinity Gauntlet to exist in the Star Wars universe, and from there it turns into a crazy movie. Someone with Photoshop skills has crafted this amazing poster for Patton Oswalt's pitch and it's just glorious. Look!

Here's the poster for Star Wars: Episode VII - The Gauntlet of Infinity made by EW:

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Infinity Gauntlet

This might be the best poster ever created. It has everything all the nerds want, and it even evokes Drew Struzan's style a little bit. If J.J. Abrams is paying attention, he should probably get Michael Arndt to stop writing and just let Patton Oswalt takeover. If Disney released this movie, it would perpetually make money until the end of time. We might have to pack up the Internet, because it's not going to get better than this.

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  • Xerxexx
    Nice.
  • JBrotsis
    We all know this movie will never happen; and I wonder "why the f**k not??!!" It's totally absurd to mix the two movies, but we have tons of hardcore SW nerds and Marvel nerds to create such a great picture, with Patton leading the way. It would make tons of money all from the nerd aspect, the ultimate sci fi/fantasy fans, and for the genuine curiosity of everyone else eager to see two colossal franchise empires go all out together! The force vs super powers!
  • Guy who comments on things
    I'd pay five times a normal ticket price to see this.
  • DAVIDPD
    All men.
  • http://www.facebook.com/luis.eo306 Luis Eduardo Ortiz
    Not that this is a masterpiece poster but I miss posters like this.
  • tankatemysandwich
    anyone else notice "the cape" photoshopped as moon knight?
    • yomandenver
      You notice that, but not Perseus!?
  • David Banner
    How can it be that a mock poster looks better than most real posters?
    • Ross
      Thought the same. Better than almost every official poster I've seen here lately.
    • just an opinion
      Because official posters try way too hard to be cool and sophisticated...this one embraces its absurdity and silliness that's why it feels better than most of pretentious official crap...imo
  • Oct8pus
    Epically hilarious
  • just an opinion
    I don't get why the so called nerds (what ever the hell that means I even might be one my self to a certain extend) get so over excited with crossovers.I personally don't like them,they just somehow ruin the individual superhero and his/hers mythology and universe they exist in...for me anyway.I can barely tolerate The Avengers.Good example of ruining two separate mythologies with a crossover is the Aliens vs Predator debacle..it works well in video game format..as a movie it's just silly...and trashy in a bad way.. It's like mixing food that does not go together...like chocolate and tuna..or something gross and unappetizing ...can't think of anything right now..again for me...so don't get too defensive fellow nerds...
  • DavideCoppola
    Nice satire of what blockbusters are these days. Oswalt is on fire!
    • if
      Your to pretentious
      • Richie G
        *You're *too
      • DavideCoppola
        You know, I didn't think I was, but I looked up the definition of pretentious and I'm afraid it fits me ;)
  • Random name
    Bahahaha this poster is awesome but I burst laughing at the severed chewbacca head with spider robot body! Top right corner LMAO!
  • capitandelespacio
    This could be Expendables XIX.
  • DJROBL
    Robot Chicken make this happen
  • avconsumer2
    This is the greatest movie poster that will ever be conceived. That is all.
  • mooreworthy
    In 3D, Imax and Smell-o-vision!
  • http://AfterCredits.com Chris R.
    What? No Batman or Flash Gordon??? ...pass!
  • $126191
    With George Lucas going full revisionist with Star Wars, this is a real possibility.
  • Joe Mazur
    I really appreciated Oswalt's nod to Colossus in the rant. Good form.

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