Patton Oswalt's 'Star Wars: Episode VII' Pitch Gets Amazing Poster
If you're confused, here's the deal: On tonight's episode of NBC's comedy series "Parks & Recreation," comedian Patton Oswalt has a guest appearance and offers some sort of filibuster during a town hall meeting. Well, in an outtake, he improvises an entire plot for Star Wars: Episode VII and the crew just let's him ramble for eight minutes. While he starts off fine with important nerdy Star Wars details, he ventures off into nerd heaven and imagines a world where Thanos is the villain, using the reality gem from the Infinity Gauntlet to exist in the Star Wars universe, and from there it turns into a crazy movie. Someone with Photoshop skills has crafted this amazing poster for Patton Oswalt's pitch and it's just glorious. Look!
Here's the poster for Star Wars: Episode VII - The Gauntlet of Infinity made by EW:
This might be the best poster ever created. It has everything all the nerds want, and it even evokes Drew Struzan's style a little bit. If J.J. Abrams is paying attention, he should probably get Michael Arndt to stop writing and just let Patton Oswalt takeover. If Disney released this movie, it would perpetually make money until the end of time. We might have to pack up the Internet, because it's not going to get better than this.