Sofia Vergara Shows Off Her New Guns in New 'Machete Kills' Poster

March 7, 2013
Source: Dread Central

Machete Kills

If Katy Perry's whipped cream cannons just weren't enough of an outlandish wardrobe choice for a person with endowed chest assets, then Sofia Vergara has exactly what you're looking for in Machete Kills. After giving Rose McGowan a machine gun leg in Planet Terror, director Robert Rodriguez is putting some ammo into the Colombian actress right where it counts. The new poster is just one of a few we've seen floating around highlighting characters played by Lady Gaga and William Sadler, not to mention a first look photo with Amber Heard seducing Danny Trejo, and Alexa Vega all grown up. New poster below!

Here's the new Sofia Vergara poster for Machete Kills via EW:

Machete Kills - Sofia Vergara Poster

In the sequel Machete Kills, the badass Mexican (Danny Trejo) is recruited by the U.S. government to help track down an arms dealer in Mexico who's looking to launch a weapon into space. The film from director Robert Rodriguez (Sin City, Spy Kids, The Faculty, Desperado) and writer Kyle Ward has wrapped shooting in Austin with Amber Heard, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, William Sadler, Charlie Sheen, Demián Bichir and more co-starring. Open Road Films will release the sequel in theaters on September 13th. We'll keep you updated on a trailer and anything else new in the meantime. Are any fans excited?

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Reader Feedback - 12 Comments


Man I can't wait for this flick!

grimjob on Mar 7, 2013


Groovy baby, yeah!

Dan Hibiki on Mar 7, 2013


I SO want a new Austin Powers movie 🙁

Mithun Divakaran on Mar 8, 2013


Ha! Ha! Oh man, when are we getting a trailer!!

Moutchy on Mar 7, 2013


Classy as hell.

capitandelespacio on Mar 7, 2013


Going for the Beyonce Super Bowl face.

Joss on Mar 7, 2013


Now that is crazy as hell! And I love it!

Isildur_of_Numenor on Mar 7, 2013


So Japanese! 🙂 Proof that he and Tarantino can make me like any actor.

Davide Coppola on Mar 7, 2013


She needs to get together with Sex Machine.

Kento on Mar 7, 2013


Ha! Nice.

grimjob on Mar 7, 2013


I think those "guns" need to be a bit bigger,since otherwise it would mean her actual bewbs are really non existent...or maybe the firing mechanism and bullets are stored in another dimension..also how does she fire ? What is the trigger ? She perks up her nipples ?...yeah..overthinking it just abit...

boggles the mind on Mar 7, 2013


Now we just need a guy with a gun between his legs.

Jordan on Mar 10, 2013

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