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Do You Dare to Open All the '12 Skills of Christmas' from 'Taken 3'?

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December 16, 2014
Source: Fox

Taken 3

There's nothing like taking a classic Christmas carol and making it as violent as possible. If it wasn't enough to endure the endless faux holiday cheer that the stores put on every year, complete with terrible puns and holiday song remixes, 20th Century Fox wants to make it that much more unbearable. The studio has delivered a new version of the "12 Days of Christmas" but they've decided to give it some Taken 3 flare and make it all about Bryan Mills' special skills. There's clever lines like "11 throats a chopping," which doesn't make sense, because the throats aren't doing any chopping at all. Just watch and shake your head below.

Here's the "12 Skills of Christmas" inspired by Taken 3 from 20th Century Fox:

You can still watch the first trailer for Olivier Megaton's Taken 3 right here.

Taken 3 is directed by Olivier Megaton (Taken 2) and written by Luc Besson (The Fifth Element, The Professional) and Robert Mark Kamen (The Transporter franchise). Ex-covert operative Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson) has his reconciliation with his ex-wife (Famke Janssen) is tragically cut short when she is brutally murdered. Consumed with rage, and framed for the crime, he goes on the run to evade the relentless pursuit of the CIA, FBI and the police. For one last time, Mills must use his “particular set of skills,” to track down the real killers, exact his unique brand of justice, and protect the only thing that matters to him now – his daughter (Maggie Grace). 20th Century Fox releases the film early next year on January 9th, 2015. Well?

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  • Enola
    PG-13 again, the last one sucked and alot of it was because the violence was tame...
  • OfficialJab
    Still haven't watched after the first one, and probably won't. Surprisingly this great idea didn't win me over.
  • cuckoozey
    I'm guessing he gets married at the end of this one so they'll have someone to kill or kidnap in the next one.
  • DAVIDPD
    Ok. I dislike this.
  • He'll probably chop a tank in half with his hands in this one
  • TheOct8pus
    I bet terrorists love prank calling this guy...

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