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Don't Watch: Vin Diesel in First Trailer for 'xXx: Return of Xander Cage'

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July 19, 2016
Source: YouTube

xXx: Return of Xander Cage Trailer

"The world has changed… The war we're fighting today needs a different kind of solider." He's back! And man does this look bad. Paramount has debuted the first teaser trailer for the sequel xXx: Return of Xander Cage, the next film in the xXx ("triple X") series. Vin Diesel returns as Xander Cage, along with an international cast: Deepika Padukone, Donnie Yen, Tony Jaa, Nina Dobrev, Rory McCann and Samuel L. Jackson. This looks unbelievably cheesy in kind of an offensive way. Every last line of dialogue is utterly atrocious, and I have no idea what the heck is even happening in this. Why is he skiing through a jungle? How the hell is he riding a motorcycle on water? None of this makes any sense at all. What a mess.

Here's the first trailer for D.J. Caruso's xXx: Return of Xander Cage, direct from Paramount's YouTube:

Xander Cage (Vin Diesel) is left for dead after an incident, though he secretly returns to action for a new, tough assignment with his handler Augustus Gibbons. The latest sequel the xXx series, which first launched in theaters with Xander Cage back in 2002. xXx: Return of Xander Cage is directed by filmmaker D.J. Caruso, of the films The Salton Sea, Taking Lives, Disturbia, Eagle Eye, I Am Number Four and Standing Up previously; he also directed the upcoming film The Disappointments Room. The screenplay is written by F. Scott Frazier and Chad St. John. Paramount Pictures will release xXx: Return of Xander Cage in theaters starting January 20th, 2017 early next year. For more updates, follow the film on Facebook.

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