Official Trailer for Cliché Action Movie 'Cartels' Starring Steven Seagal

June 21, 2017
Source: YouTube

Cartels Trailer

"Who the hell are you?" "I'm the guy you shoulda called when you went sideways." Lionsgate has dropped a trailer for yet another new Steven Seagal action movie, and it looks as terrible as his last one. The trailer is for a film called Cartels, formerly known as Killing Salazar. It's made by the same director who has made all of Seagal's recent movies, including Contract to Kill, which we featured a trailer for last year (did anyone actually watch it?). Cartels has some super cheesy, twisty plot involving a drug lord being captured, the DEA, and Seagal being Seagal. Also starring Georges St. Pierre, Martine Argent, Darren E. Scott, Massimo Dobrovic, and Luke Goss. I honestly don't even know why I bother with trailers for films like this, I'm never going to watch it, and I hope no one else will want to either. Move along, nothing to see here.

Here's the newest official trailer (+ poster) for Keoni Waxman's Cartels, direct from YouTube:

Cartels Movie Poster

An elite team of DEA agents are assigned to protect a dangerous drug lord and take refuge in a luxury hotel while they await extraction. They soon find themselves at the center of an ambush as the drug lord's former associates launch an explosive assault on the hotel. Cartels, originally called Killing Salazar, is directed by Hawaiian action filmmaker Keoni Waxman, of many other Seagal movies and action movies including End of a Gun, Absolution, Force of Execution, Maximum Conviction, Hunt to Kill, A Dangerous Man, The Keeper and The Highwayman. The screenplay is written by Keoni Waxman and Richard Beattie. This already opened in a few countries around the world last year, and is already on DVD a few places. But it's just arriving in the US this year. Lionsgate releases the film on July 7th. Does anyone want to see this?

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    My Gawd...
  • Big R
    I have to see it
  • Bo
    Steven Seagal? Still doing that same vapid and shallow macho man stuff? Will this thing make money? I mean, seriously, you've got to be kidding...the lord have
    • He became a joke that ain't funny.
      • Bo enough...except, tarek, I'd say he never 'became' a joke. He has always been a joke...cheers.
  • I didn't realize Seagal was still alive. Maybe I'm confusing "alive" with "relevant."
  • Joe Kundlak
    Wow... bad. Bad.Bad.
  • Seagull looks like he's barely able to breathe, never mind fight.
  • TheOct8pus
    He eats his enemies....
  • shiboleth
    He should try some drama about love. This doesn't work for him ...
  • Pugiron
    How can it be a cliche? no other action movies star old fat men besides Seagull movies!
  • grimjob
    I watched Contract to Kill a few weeks ago, with a friend while drinking, which is the only way to stomach his newer movies. It was amazing, in a humorously terrible way. Had a very steamy love scene that wasn't awkward and creepy at all.
  • Cyberdine
    Steven is keeping Just For Men's HQ's lights on.




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