Bob $tencil's Comic-Con Day 4 Blog!
by Alex Billington
July 28, 2008
We're on the last stretch of Bob $tencil coverage, but he's definitely still got quite a few surprises for all of us. We've posted three awesome daily video recaps (see the links below) and have added another blog today and will finish out this week with some additional videos. Bob $tencil will be bringing us a short Comic-Con recap tomorrow, another "Lost" video on Wednesday, and the granddaddy of them all, a final big Comic-Con video later on in the week. Until then, his latest blog can be found below as well as some hilarious photos from his last days on the show floor. We hope you've enjoyed Bob's coverage of the grand Comic-Con so far and hopefully you're excited for the last few updates that we'll be bringing you.
Dateline: Comic Con
Day 4: Sunday
Well friends, Bob $tencil here, checking in with you swingers for the fourth and final day of Comic Con. Not too much to report here for today. I talked to a giant tomato babe who was part of this website that either condemns or promotes the spreading of salmonella, depending on if you look at the gin glass half-full or half-empty. [Editor's Note: I personally refuse to look at glasses of gin less than 94% filled.]
Anywho, after that I partook in that "Dharma and Greg Initiative" jabberwocky that those Austrian people had set up in the Exhibit Hall. Everyone was talking about how unique the experience was of answering odd questions whilst being videotaped, but I didn't think so. Hell, in order to pass my gym class at my secondary school (GO James K. Polk TARIFFBUSTERS!) we had to do the exact same thing with our teacher, only we were naked and crying. After that ended me and Bacon[sic] and that non-Bacon[sic] ethnic cameradude bid an acrid adieu to the 2008 Comic Con.
All in all, Comic Con International 2008 has proven to be my biggest success to date. I found out how "Lost" is going to end, made out with some anime babe, discovered that Guy Ritchie has an unapologetically hopeless man-crush on yours truly (Me), painted myself blue for my date with Malin Akerman, and some might say I even p-owned, as the kids say, Seth Rogen.
I could not have done all of this (and more) without the help of my fine, fine friends here at fistshov…I mean firstshowing.net. Teaming up with them to bring you my stellar coverage of Comic Con is the best collaboration I've been involved with since I collaborated with gin and beer back in the day (see also, this morning.) I certainly hope that you enjoyed it as much as I did not.
I have posted some of my favorite pictures from Comic Con and will post the rest of my favorite pictures and video clips over the next few days.
Well, I'm off to catch that new Batman flick even though every major news media outlet leaked the ending: Heath Ledger dies.
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Thanks for all your great stuff Bob $tencil! I really enjoyed all of it. Great to have you on the site!
Andrew Soeldner on Jul 28, 2008
Bob $tencil is my hero in every way. I watched the "How to Grow a Moustache" bit and I'll be damned if it didn't work the first time I tried!!! I only vomited a little bit so half of it fell off ten minutes later, but I plan on trying again with a handle of the blue label next week once I get checked out of the intensive care unit and get my name on the list for a liver transplant. Bob, any more tips on how to be more like you? I would kill to get paid in hookers.
Ryan on Jul 28, 2008
I remember one time when bob stumped seth rogen, it was hilarious!! bob-1 seth-0
ha1rball on Jul 28, 2008
Hahaha, I love your stuff. This was VERY funny and I like the end of your message you left us 🙂
Ryan on Jul 28, 2008
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