Crank 2 Cranks Up the Crazy with Jason Statham's Head
by Kevin Powers
July 22, 2008
This cropped up yesterday, but let's just say it's taken me that long to process the uber weirdness here. The LA Times posted some rather odd set photos from Crank 2: High Voltage that seem to depict a surreal sequence in which an exaggerated version of Chev Chelios, played by Jason Statham, and some other dude go at it amidst a gloomy landscape of tiny power lines - giving the characters a giant quality. However, the fact that there's even a sequel to the 2006 odd-ball actioner is bizarre enough (we announced it officially late last year); so, really, I guess this scene isn't that strange when you put it in context. And you have to admit, Statham's mask would make the bitchin'-est Halloween get-up.
You can check out the full set of 19 photos over at the LA Times site, which also shows directors (and masters of this madness) Mark Neveldine (beard) and Brian Taylor (bald) working with the crew. KY must be some secret special effects device.
Ever since the sequel was announced, I've had misgivings about the project. If you've seen Crank, the you'd know that a follow-on is one of the most implausible extensions of a storyline imaginable. But again, rationalism and reality are clearly taking a back seat in this production. As the plot goes, Chelios is again pit against the clock, chasing down a mobster, not for an antidote this time, but for his own heart. You see, the Chinese criminal stole Chelios' heart and replaced it with a battery-powered one that needs regular doses of electricity to keep working. Where these photos fits in is unknown. But does it really matter?
Don't let this make you think that Neveldine and Taylor are small-budget screwballs. The two are actually behind the much more anticipated film, Game, due out later this year, led by 300 star Gerard Butler. Despite the wackiness here, I'm sure Crank 2 will have some pretty entertaining, if totally implausible, action. I've seen the first one a few times out of pure ridiculous fascination. I'm sure I'll have an similar experience here. What about you? Excited for Crank 2
Reader Feedback - 14 Comments
I love the original Crank, but these pics make me think of the old Genesis video "Land of Confusion".
TCox on Jul 22, 2008
Wow .... a lot of Spoiler around here but I am good with it ...that is looks really funny 🙂
Shero on Jul 22, 2008
haha this looks fun
sebastian on Jul 22, 2008
This looks weird! I wonder if Genesis or Phil Collins will be on the soundtrack.:)
Pickle on Jul 22, 2008
Ryan on Jul 22, 2008
"You see, the Chinese criminal stole Chelios' heart and replaced it with a battery-powered one that needs regular doses of electricity to keep working. Where these photos fits in is unknown." The photos show Chelios fighting a guy who is holding one of those organ transport boxes in the midst of power lines and a substation. Can't see the connection myself!
chrisUK on Jul 22, 2008
Hmm where have I seen this plot before... Oh yea, Crank 1!
L on Jul 22, 2008
me on Jul 22, 2008
"Don't let this make you think that Neveldine and Taylor are small-budget screwballs. The two are actually behind the much more anticipated film, Game, due out later this year, led by 300 star Gerard Butler." That does not help your original statement, Game looks just as horrible as Crank.
Brad on Jul 22, 2008
Im so confused on these set pictures, didn't care much for the first but im always up for a crazy action movie.
Curtis on Jul 22, 2008
what'd the chinese guy do, cut out his heart while chev lay on the ground after falling a thousand feet onto a parked car?!?! someone pass the epinephrine
LeeMan on Jul 23, 2008
Crank was crap, but I'll give Crank2 a go. Neveldine and Taylor are just hacks, haven't proven themselves just yet!
Enola on Jul 24, 2008
+-~!! CRANK !!~-+ MORe, MORE.. MoRE! mORE!! LOL... personally, I think Amy Smart gave a memorable performance. I.
Ian on Jul 24, 2008
i think he was dead good in the first 1 and he'll be better in this one he is the best action actor and very sexy aswell lol cant wait for crank 2
laura on Jan 7, 2009
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