First UK Teaser Trailer for Lesbian Vampire Killers

December 29, 2008
Source: Official Website

Lesbian Vampire Killers Teaser Trailer

Do you remember that wonderfully titled movie that we debuted a poster for a few weeks back -- Lesbian Vampire Killers? Well guess what, we've got the first teaser trailer for it, and this film has it all! Well, it at least has killers, vampires, and lesbians galore! That being said, you definitely need to check out this trailer right away. It's short and it's hard to make out much, but I already love it. This has the feeling of the next Shaun of the Dead or Grindhouse (or both combined) and we haven't had anything look that good in a while. I hope it doesn't take too long for this to show up somewhere over here in the US!

Watch the UK teaser trailer for Lesbian Vampire Killers:

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For more madness, head to the official website:

Thier women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural Welsh town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

Lesbian Vampire Killers is directed by British filmmaker Phil Claydon, of the 2002 horror flick Alone. The script was co-written by Paul Hupfield and Stewart Williams, both of the British TV series "Balls of Steel" previously. For those from England, the film stars James Cordon and Mathew Horne, the duo from the TV series "Gavin & Stacey". Lesbian Vampire Killers is scheduled to hit theaters in the UK in March of 2009, but doesn't have a US distributor yet. With some luck, we can expect to see this sometime in 2009!

Lesbian Vampire Killers Poster

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if it's like shaun of the'll be a fun watch.

dan on Dec 29, 2008


You mean the UK not England unless for some bizarre reason this will not be shown in Northern Ireland, Wales or Scotland?

Vole on Dec 29, 2008


Looks like garbage.

JL on Dec 29, 2008


I got a Boner

Jazz on Dec 29, 2008


lol only acceptable cuz it doesnt take itself seriously so it looks like it could be funny. I still wonder who greenlit this though

bret on Dec 29, 2008


I guess it is a comedy??

Mirth Nadir on Dec 29, 2008


Oh, come on, hasn't anyone seen 'Killer Vampire Vixens from Outer Space'? This looks like the start of a B-Movie revival. Score!

Aglaia on Dec 29, 2008


Lesbian Vampire Killers??? HAHAHAHAHA THAT CANT BE THE TITLE!?!?! HAHA.

GreaT on Dec 29, 2008



Heckle on Dec 29, 2008


There are worse things....

Boomer on Dec 29, 2008



tashawnda on Dec 29, 2008


Love the side boob poster... will not watch

insanartist on Dec 29, 2008


I swears, the guy in the car looked like James Marsters for a moment

LW on Dec 29, 2008


LOL! it will be bad but the trailer was funny

Dan on Dec 29, 2008


Sorry to say this but the vast majority of lesbians in reality look like Drew Carey. Every time i hear the word "lesbian" i want to vomit...

The Real Alex on Dec 29, 2008


heheeh it looks like a fun movie with some nice effects gore and boobs to come in 2009 😀 ok guys let them come, i go my stake ready 😀

burak "daequitas" on Dec 30, 2008


I am sorry to all but theis movie looks really horrible. I don't think I would even watch for free.

Democratie on Dec 30, 2008


Howard Stern's wish list came true...yawn!

Markmos on Jan 1, 2009


Ohh... I was excited for this movie, but now I'm a little worried. Let's hope since it's a teaser trailer they didn't have time to show something funny.

Syphous on Jan 4, 2009


and why is this film good?! looks like it's a no brainer... some lessons in life are priceless and some movies are just plain worthless... enuf said!

miracle disease on Jan 5, 2009


Wait... Is this movie about killers who kill vampires that are lesbians, or a movie about lesbians who kill vampires of undisclosed sexual orientation?

Garrett on Jan 5, 2009


wow. that trailer was hilarious

dave13 on Jan 6, 2009


It's not even out yet and it is already my favorite film of 2009!!! Move aside, Harry Potter... Looooooooooooooved the trailer....

Jorge on Jan 6, 2009


I was sold at "lesbian". I just hope it can top the last 20 minutes of "GRINDHOUSE: Deathproof" I'm still waiting for "werewolf women of the SS". Rob Zombie, Don't fail me now!

Nerbomber on Jan 29, 2009


its looks good

monni on Mar 8, 2009


It's actually a lot funnier and better than Up.

stan on Nov 13, 2009


So if they are lesbian vampires, why is a man's hands covering her boobs making thumbs up. Thats even more stupid than the title. Someone made a comment about real lesbians looking like Drew Carey. That's not true, I'm feminine and a lesbian and I've met some hot feminine lesbians. They excist, at least in Sweden 🙂

Johanna on Apr 24, 2010

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