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Theater Hopper - June 23: Do You See Pants?
by Tom Brazelton
June 23, 2008
Theater Hopper is a webcomic about all things movies written and illustrated by Tom Brazelton. Starring Tom, his wife Cami, and best friend Jared, Theater Hopper perfectly captures Tom's feelings and reactions to recent and upcoming movies in a way that will easily have you laughing. New updates will be posted every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. This is the webcomic that every movie-lover out there can't miss! Monday's comic has been posted below. Enjoy!
#838 - Do You See Pants?
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13 Comments
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yuck. that's another reason for me to pass on Wanted. that ugly bitch is naked in that flick?
Garrett.king on Jun 23, 2008
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I don't know that she's naked, but you've seen the trailer where MacAvoy is lounging in a hot tub or something and Jolie walks away naked from the waste up, right? She's looking over her shoulder? That's enough for some people I know.
Tom Brazelton on Jun 23, 2008
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Yeah, Alex I am. Carlin's dead, so I'm pretty unleashed on all my forums today. Yo, Tom. I just got into Theater Hopper and spent all of 2 or 3 days just reading from the very first one onward. nearly pissed my pants a few times. On the subject of Anglina naked, I've never been a fan of her and thus find her ugly. Does that make sense? peace.
Garrett.king on Jun 23, 2008
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Garrett, Thanks for checking out the archives! I appreciate the compliment! No, I get what you're saying about Jolie. I feel kind of the same way about Julia Roberts. I've always found her talentless and annoying and can't figure out why some people think that set of piano keys she calls a smile is considered to be so damn radiant.
Tom Brazelton on Jun 23, 2008
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"seen more ivory on an elephant...more wrinkles too!" if I may borrow from one of your strips, hehe. THAT strip nearly fuckin' killed me, actually. Head nearly exploded I was laughing so hard. Breathing was difficult. Is it just me or does anyone else think that Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock are the same person?
Garrett.king on Jun 23, 2008
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It's just you.
Steve on Jun 23, 2008
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thanks, Steve.
Garrett.king on Jun 23, 2008
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HAHAHAHA That one was awesome! Great punchline and delivery! Hilarious to see our weakness exploited like that too... devious they are...!
Andrew on Jun 23, 2008
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You know who I find ugly? Sarah Jessica Parker (Horse face, horse face, horse face)
Ajax on Jun 23, 2008
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or, Ajax, as Peter Griffin would say "They let Sarah Jessica Parker on TV, and she looks like a foot!"
Garrett.king on Jun 24, 2008
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THANK YOU, Ajax and Garrett. Sarah Jessica Parker would definitely qualify as last-call material at the bar.
Steve on Jun 25, 2008
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