Creepy Poster Art for David Ellis' Humpty Dumpty Movie

May 15, 2009

Humpty Dumpty

In the American south, in a swamp, something was born… Remember a few weeks ago, we wrote about a new project called Humpty Dumpty that Snakes on a Plane director David R. Ellis was attached to direct? Well, we now have some early poster art for it (thanks to ShockTillYouDrop), which gives us one hell of a creepy look at what we can expect. Here's the f'd up synopsis for Humpty Dumpty again: When an alien mother is "abused" by two rednecks in the deep south, she gives birth to a a half-human, half-alien creature that eventually goes on a murderous rampage. Yea, now you remember, right? Take a look at this…

Humpty Dumpty Poster ArtHumpty Dumpty Poster Art

Those two posters above - which look great side-by-side (read the taglines for each from left to right) - come from the official MySpace page for the project. At the time, we didn't really know what what the title Humpty Dumpty had to do with the actual movie - but now it all makes some sense. Apparently the alien offspring looks like some nasty, twisted, screwed up egg-monster, a lot like the mythical "humpty dumpty" from the children's rhyme we all know, but mixed with Pennywise the Clown. Production on Humpy Dumpty is set to start this September under the development of Mark Ordesky's Amber Entertainment.

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Man, this is really interesting!

Erwin on May 15, 2009


badass to the max

teyhtr on May 15, 2009



Tedious Ted on May 15, 2009


Why? Que? Querie? answer...

xerxex on May 15, 2009


anybody think this looks extremely bad? is this supposed to be a comedy? i ask that because who would pay money to see this? honestly. i rather watch pelts

Gary M on May 15, 2009


i hope they use animatronics instead of full cgi to make it more scary. scary fliks nowadays rr more funny then scary.. bitches

mochonko on May 15, 2009


haha i cant wait to watch a movie as stupid as this one. i hope hes like leprechaun height so i can watch a little evil egg man with arms and legs own people and i hope the kings men put him together again ... i just realized how easy it would be to write this movie

AgainYouWontLetDoomCanoeSpeak on May 15, 2009


you have to be kidding?

crabby on May 15, 2009


I hope it's a good movie though. Not some snakes on a plane crappyness

Dan W on May 15, 2009


Looks very promising.....

moldybread on May 15, 2009


LOL it looks so stupid that I might just have to see it.

Richard on May 15, 2009



JEFFREY on May 15, 2009


qué? I suppose this gotta scare me...

mnk on May 15, 2009


did anyone google the majestic life forms division:case IJB3C-ROMI part at the shows all this info about the goverment trying to protect the usa from aliens and shiz like that.

george on May 15, 2009


I'm sure this will be a huge dissapointing turd pile, just look at the track record here, I mean, come on, Alex!

LINKFX on May 15, 2009


Wow, this has D-grade written all over it. Sad part? I'll probably still be in line to see it. Snakes on a Plane is a fucking classic. The art actually reminds me of Gary Busey's "Gingerdead Man." Don't see it, BTW. Please.

Nick Gligor on May 15, 2009


His face makes me wanna kick is ass.

Fisherr on May 16, 2009


Wow that has B movie written all over it. Isn't that cover already somewhere in Blockbuster covered in dust?

LSP on May 16, 2009


Lame teeny horror pg-13 bullshit... Alex, dont even bother w/ shit like this dude... It kinda breaks my heart that we'll never really ever see a solid R-rated horror flick... ;P

Toucmyinfection on May 16, 2009


Wow, that's creepy one. seems like a fat version of Gollum.

Dexter on May 16, 2009


Don't think I will be rushing to see this any time soon...................

SHANEDAV on May 16, 2009


whoa!!! those rednecks must have been some ugly-ass looking people

zth on May 16, 2009


HA HA HA HA HA! That's beyond lame.

CLAW on May 17, 2009


I will be checking for this in the future....thanx!

Trey on May 17, 2009


Like an Alien alien or inbred hick mountain woman?

Corey on May 17, 2009


Humpty Dumpty..."He never should have been born"?!? Lol, that sounds and looks so outrageously retarded (no pun intended. OR IS IT?!?), I might just have to watch it. Looks like Gollum on roids. Did someone leave their photoshop open while their 4 year old was unattended?

SuicidalOptimist on May 17, 2009


AHHH hahahha ahhaahahahah hahahahah hahahahahaha ohhhh, i needed that

j on May 18, 2009


This is pretty badace. (:

Sierra on Jun 17, 2009


Hey I saw the Humpty Dumpty website has launched. Looks like it's going to be sweet! Check it out.

HorrorFan33 on Dec 6, 2010

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