Creepy Poster Art for David Ellis' Humpty Dumpty Movie
by Alex Billington
May 15, 2009
In the American south, in a swamp, something was born… Remember a few weeks ago, we wrote about a new project called Humpty Dumpty that Snakes on a Plane director David R. Ellis was attached to direct? Well, we now have some early poster art for it (thanks to ShockTillYouDrop), which gives us one hell of a creepy look at what we can expect. Here's the f'd up synopsis for Humpty Dumpty again: When an alien mother is "abused" by two rednecks in the deep south, she gives birth to a a half-human, half-alien creature that eventually goes on a murderous rampage. Yea, now you remember, right? Take a look at this…
Those two posters above - which look great side-by-side (read the taglines for each from left to right) - come from the official MySpace page for the project. At the time, we didn't really know what what the title Humpty Dumpty had to do with the actual movie - but now it all makes some sense. Apparently the alien offspring looks like some nasty, twisted, screwed up egg-monster, a lot like the mythical "humpty dumpty" from the children's rhyme we all know, but mixed with Pennywise the Clown. Production on Humpy Dumpty is set to start this September under the development of Mark Ordesky's Amber Entertainment.
Reader Feedback - 29 Comments
Man, this is really interesting!
Erwin on May 15, 2009
badass to the max
teyhtr on May 15, 2009
Tedious Ted on May 15, 2009
Why? Que? Querie? answer...
xerxex on May 15, 2009
anybody think this looks extremely bad? is this supposed to be a comedy? i ask that because who would pay money to see this? honestly. i rather watch pelts
Gary M on May 15, 2009
i hope they use animatronics instead of full cgi to make it more scary. scary fliks nowadays rr more funny then scary.. bitches
mochonko on May 15, 2009
haha i cant wait to watch a movie as stupid as this one. i hope hes like leprechaun height so i can watch a little evil egg man with arms and legs own people and i hope the kings men put him together again ... i just realized how easy it would be to write this movie
AgainYouWontLetDoomCanoeSpeak on May 15, 2009
you have to be kidding?
crabby on May 15, 2009
I hope it's a good movie though. Not some snakes on a plane crappyness
Dan W on May 15, 2009
Looks very promising.....
moldybread on May 15, 2009
LOL it looks so stupid that I might just have to see it.
Richard on May 15, 2009
LESS IS MORE!
JEFFREY on May 15, 2009
qué? I suppose this gotta scare me...
mnk on May 15, 2009
did anyone google the majestic life forms division:case IJB3C-ROMI part at the bottom.it shows all this info about the goverment trying to protect the usa from aliens and shiz like that.
george on May 15, 2009
I'm sure this will be a huge dissapointing turd pile, just look at the track record here, I mean, come on, Alex!
LINKFX on May 15, 2009
Wow, this has D-grade written all over it. Sad part? I'll probably still be in line to see it. Snakes on a Plane is a fucking classic. The art actually reminds me of Gary Busey's "Gingerdead Man." Don't see it, BTW. Please.
Nick Gligor on May 15, 2009
His face makes me wanna kick is ass.
Fisherr on May 16, 2009
Wow that has B movie written all over it. Isn't that cover already somewhere in Blockbuster covered in dust?
LSP on May 16, 2009
Lame teeny horror pg-13 bullshit... Alex, dont even bother w/ shit like this dude... It kinda breaks my heart that we'll never really ever see a solid R-rated horror flick... ;P
Toucmyinfection on May 16, 2009
Wow, that's creepy one. seems like a fat version of Gollum.
Dexter on May 16, 2009
Don't think I will be rushing to see this any time soon...................
SHANEDAV on May 16, 2009
whoa!!! those rednecks must have been some ugly-ass looking people
zth on May 16, 2009
HA HA HA HA HA! That's beyond lame.
CLAW on May 17, 2009
I will be checking for this in the future....thanx!
Trey on May 17, 2009
Like an Alien alien or like....an inbred hick mountain woman?
Corey on May 17, 2009
Humpty Dumpty..."He never should have been born"?!? Lol, that sounds and looks so outrageously retarded (no pun intended. OR IS IT?!?), I might just have to watch it. Looks like Gollum on roids. Did someone leave their photoshop open while their 4 year old was unattended?
SuicidalOptimist on May 17, 2009
AHHH hahahha ahhaahahahah hahahahah hahahahahaha ohhhh, i needed that
j on May 18, 2009
This is pretty badace. (:
Sierra on Jun 17, 2009
Hey I saw the Humpty Dumpty website has launched. Looks like it's going to be sweet! Check it out. http://www.humptydumptymovie.com
HorrorFan33 on Dec 6, 2010
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