Summit Debuts the Trailer for Sorority Row Horror
Summit Entertainment has debuted the trailer for their Halloween slasher film Sorority Row, a remake of the 1983 film The House on Sorority Row. This has a very I Know What You Did Last Summer vibe, with a killer that reminds me of Scream and a group of girls straight out of Black Christmas. Could this be any more formulaic? And if you didn't already know, besides a gaggle of hotties, this also stars Carrie Fisher. Personally, not only do I hate most college movies, but I hate most cheesy slasher flicks, and this is a combination of both of those. So I think you all know what I'm about to say, but I won't anyway. Enjoy?
Watch the trailer for Sorority Row:
You can also watch the official Sorority Row trailer in High Definition on MySpace
Sorority Row is directed by Stewart Hendler, of only the film Whisper and a few shorts previously. The screenplay was written by Pete Goldfinger, of Piranha 3-D and a few TV series previously, and Josh Stolberg, of Kids in America and Good Luck Chuck previously. This is a remake of the 1983 horror film The House on Sorority Row directed by Mark Rosman that starred Kate McNeil and Eileen Davidson. Summit Entertainment is bringing this newest Sorority Row to theaters everywhere on October 2nd this year.
Hmmmm, looks like another wanky horror flick. Not really all that impressed. The trailer gives you the whole story. A bunch of teens fucked up and kill an innocent teen. Someone returns for revenge. You hear screams, see blood and the ending will be open ended for a sequel. I think I should be a Hollywood writer. If people can write garbage like this and make millions then what hope do we have?
ezza on Mar 20, 2009
Well its kind of like i know what you did last summer and i honestly looks pretty good i might see it
Tom W on Mar 20, 2009
ezza I am in with you for being a writer in Hollywood. Lets take Scream's killer, combine a revenge plot like the one in I Know What You Did Last Summer, and then make the kills Sawish in fashion. We can also place it in Communist Russia for the twist
CK on Mar 20, 2009
You know, I'd almost say that this doesn't look terrible, if it weren't for the fact that the premise is a complete rip off of I Know What You Did Last Summer (Or rather, IKWYDLS was a rip off of the original Sorority, or whatever. Chicken and the egg). Why remake a movie who's base theme has been skimmed into a thousand variants, none of which have been any better.
Quicksilver on Mar 20, 2009
j teezee likes it easy on Mar 20, 2009
Bet its a joke in another joke in another joke.. etc etc i.e. the lad who stabs her is actually in on a joke against the girls... bah who knows, who cares.
dom on Mar 20, 2009
Is this I Know What You Did Last College Semester?
Ryan on Mar 20, 2009
um, is Audrina from the Hills the fucking killer? wtf is the world coming to!?!?!
????? on Mar 20, 2009
i want too see jennifer luv hewitt.. much better
luke on Mar 20, 2009
Don't the "sorority" type characters in horror movies all get slaughtered anyway? The movies missing the anti-hero!!! And all robed slashers have like +5 Natural AC to their defense for some reason.
LW on Mar 20, 2009
this is rubbish plain and simple jamie chung has now starred in another bad movie next to Dragonball Evolution
movieboy1 on Mar 20, 2009
ahahaha Tawny from Even Stevens gets fkced up.
erik on Mar 20, 2009
This will be Netflixable three weeks after it hits theaters...
Google The Oct8pus on Mar 20, 2009
it looks like a decent comedy.
drake on Mar 20, 2009
Where the fuck did the originality and imagination go?
Cody on Mar 20, 2009
#15 They probably went investigating the basement on their own and got killed in a most predictable way.
Luis M on Mar 20, 2009
Luis M, You are my new hero. Or at least my new firstshowing.net hero. That is the funniest thing I've read and/or heard in days. Oh, and the movie looks like cr@p.
Joshua m on Mar 20, 2009
lol @ Carrie Fisher... i'd love to see her kick some ass
sojourner on Mar 20, 2009
Let me guess, the killer is the dead girl's sister/brother/mother/father/dog...
miracle disease on Mar 20, 2009
Um did any one notice it is just like, " I know what you did last summer" remake just diffent name can anyone be creative.
chris on Mar 20, 2009
No, nobody noticed that
WTF is a Key Grip on Mar 20, 2009
lol @ 21 They just changed the weapon from a hook to a tire iron. Oh well, this looks stupid enough to watch just for the comedic effect. Plus you know Audrina is gonna be topless at least once before they kill her.
Chuck Norris on Mar 20, 2009
It seems like it would get boring for after the first 20 minutes and that trailer pretty much was the entire story. all I want to know is who the killer is (it probably is the girls parents or something.) The little part of the guy actually killer her was kind of shocking/funny. that had my interest but that was quickly lost in about 12 seconds. I'll probably skip this one and wait for one of my friends to tell me what they think of it.
Jesse Gouldsbury on Mar 21, 2009
Fisherr on Mar 21, 2009
Well, that answers the age-old WWJGD? question.
WTF is a Key Grip on Mar 21, 2009
the first half of the trailer would make a really funny its always sunny in Philadelphia episode
PJ H on Mar 22, 2009
Ab on Jul 9, 2009
I see it as John Tucker Must Die mixed with I Know What You Did Last Summer in a Wringwraith costume from Lord of the Rings... Fail as Ab has said, which is a shared opinion.
John on Sep 6, 2009
Ah yes another movie where you cheer for the serial killer to get rid of all the bad actors and hopefully the writers and director as well
LM on Sep 15, 2009
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