WB's Final Destination 5 is Now Known as 5NAL Destination
Oh boy, here we go. Bloody-Disgusting has learned that Warner Bros (and New Line Cinema) have retitled, or rather just titled, the fifth new Final Destination movie as 5NAL DESTINATION. We're not sure if it's all caps or just 5nal Destination, as that looks kind of weird, but I think they're trying to play on the number scheme like Se7en did (not-so-coincidentally that was also a New Line movie). It was announced earlier this month that James Cameron protege Eric Heisserer would be making his directorial debut with this disaster movie. B-D also found out what the opening sequence will be, so if you want that part of it spoiled, read on!
Normally we try not to spoil anything, but this is the typical opening for every one of these and I don't think anyone cares anyway. Apparently the opening sequence in this will involve a suspension bridge collapsing. If you've seen any of these movies before, you'll know that a bunch of people who were supposed to die at the beginning later get killed off in crazy ways, so now we know the setup for it. 5nal Destination already has an August 26th, 2011 release date. This may just be a tentative title that could change, but we'll let you know if it does. The screenplay was written by Eric Heisserer (Nightmare on Elm Street & The Thing reboots). Craig Perry & Warren Zide, who produced the other four Final Destination movies, are producing this one as well.
Reader Feedback - 30 Comments
/facepalm Here's to hoping "Final De6tination" will focus on the death of the "franchise"...
Cody on Jun 29, 2010
That is the dumbest title I've ever heard
Barrett on Jun 29, 2010
"Fivenal Destination"? They couldn't come up with anything better.
Nada Nuff on Jun 29, 2010
Some people type 5 instead of A so you can read that title in many ways,.,,,,
Shige on Jun 29, 2010
L4ME Ju$t s@ying
LMA on Jun 29, 2010
What a Crap, the world can definitely do without another sequel.
dex on Jun 29, 2010
They should just call it something else entirely that has nothing to do with the words "Final" or "Destination." Maybe "A Bridge Too Far"? "The Bridge To Terabithia"? Or what the hell: "Final Bridgination." But at least they're showing a consistent lack of creativity across the board, from the script to the title.
Outlaw on Jun 29, 2010
-5nal Destination -Final De6tination -Final Destina7ion -Final Destin8tion -Final Desti9tion -Final Des10ation Fuckin hell I just gave them the rest of the titles of their franchise.
asdfdasfds on Jun 29, 2010
FINAL BRIDGINATION! CONSIDER ME SOLD!
reeft on Jun 29, 2010
LOL. I totally read that as "Anal Destination."
Jep on Jun 29, 2010
The franchise died during the third film, so the stupid title makes perfect sense because WB has no idea what final actually means! LAME!
The Captain on Jun 29, 2010
The writer is the only good thing about this idea. Hopefully, he'll do it justice.
wally on Jun 29, 2010
lol i read the same thing Jep
wAHHH on Jun 29, 2010
Yep...change that 5 to an "A" and make it a porno. Might increase the possibility that I would give a shit.
Morlock on Jun 29, 2010
Correction: "It was announced earlier this month that James Cameron protege Eric Heisserer would be making his directorial debut with this disaster of a movie."
notalent on Jun 29, 2010
@ Jep Same here, man.
Gill on Jun 29, 2010
pathetic pure patheticness
8=D on Jun 29, 2010
what is this i don't even
what on Jun 29, 2010
14 - You beat me to that joke, lol.
Eric on Jun 29, 2010
Cody w on Jun 30, 2010
Yep, Me too, y just read it and though: ANAL Destination...LOL
Wylles on Jun 30, 2010
"Five Anal Destination"
PinkSushit on Jun 30, 2010
I dont no why use dont like it its so good because its the 5th installment and it says it all in one 5nal destination. good title guys this wil be the best movie ever cant wait 🙂 FD5 FD5 Fd5 🙂 5nal destination WOOOOO
ismael on Jun 30, 2010
dRailer on Jun 30, 2010
5 fast 5 furious
meatcarnage on Jun 30, 2010
Great title. What does it say when we all see ANAL Destination? lol
casting couch on Jun 30, 2010
hahaha It totally looks like Anal Destination...who are the ad wizards that came up with this one!!
JKnaak on Jul 2, 2010
@5 and @10 totally agree lol
David on Jul 3, 2010
Fivenal Destination makes no sense. Neither did Sesevenen for that matter.
poo on Jul 6, 2010
A guy on the web called paul said it should be called final de5tination and it would look better than 5nal destination. Your still using the letter 5 in the title and in the would destination just changing the S to a 5.
Alex Hirsch on Jul 12, 2010
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