Badass New Poster + Crazy Trailer for James Bickert's 'Dear God No!'
When the blood begins to flow, who will be left to scream. Ohh boy, this looks frickin' crazy! I'm not sure where this came from, but Bloody-Disgusting has posted the trailer and poster, designed by Tom Hodge (he also did the Hobo With a Shotgun posters), for James Bickert's Dear God No!, a biker gang exploitation flick about The Impalers who go on a murder spree then pull a home invasion on a disgraced Anthropologist "with a secret." Somehow there's a monster, plenty of crazy killing, lots of women, I don't even know but it looks insane. Most of this is uncensored and NSFW, so be cautious with all the Dear God No! content below.
Here's the official Dear God No! poster, thanks to Bloody-Disgusting, but it's uncensored so watch out!
And now the very insane, also very uncensored, red band trailer for James Bickert's Dear God No!:
Here's the short synopsis from IMDb: A gang of outlaw bikers pull a home invasion on a disgraced Anthropologist hiding a secret locked in his cabin basement. Dear God No! is both written and directed by graphic artist/filmmaker James Bickert (read an interview here), of various Troma films of past including Dumpster Baby, Better Off Bound, Assimilate and Mondo Bondo. This is currently screening very sparsely around the US, but we're not sure when to expect it otherwise. For more info, visit the official website. That's a great poster, no doubt, but is this anything more than a Troma film? I'm curious to see. Thoughts?
Fun poster, terrible looking movie. Troma stuff is really an acquired taste (best taken with irony) and this is no different. For all the brief and enjoyable moments of unconvincing gore and tits, the other 70 minutes worth of retarded dialog and inept performances will be as shitty as usual.
Lebowski on Aug 9, 2011
DEAR GOD YES !
Mike3vil on Aug 9, 2011
I agree with Lebowski. The poster looks way better than the movie.
Anonymous on Aug 9, 2011
love the poster but; the movie looks terrible.
Anonymous on Aug 9, 2011
I'll give it a watch.
M.K. Nielsen on Aug 9, 2011
Not a TROMA film. It's a Southern drive-in film.
Plbggraphics on Aug 9, 2011
Ha! Awesome. Love the narrator. Will definitely see this eventually. Probably won't go out of my way to see it, but some time. I personally love Troma flicks, and others of the same nature. Great to get drunk and/or high and watch them with some friends. But I can understand why others can't watch them.
grimjob on Aug 9, 2011
These posters allways look great and gritty and nostalgic etc but then the movie is pisspoor shot on digital video. Shoot it on 16 or 8 and I'll watch
Ryderup on Aug 9, 2011
The trailer voice-over sounds awfully a lot like Trey Parker... 😀
Darius6 on Aug 9, 2011
Bring it on.
Gianni Persello on Aug 9, 2011
Beavis....this is the greatest thing, that i have ever seen.
Staggerlee2 on Aug 11, 2011
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