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Watch: Very Cheesy First Trailer for David R. Ellis' 'Shark Night 3D'

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May 25, 2011
Source: Apple

Shark Night 3D Trailer

Terror Runs Deep. Relativity has debuted a trailer via Apple for David R. Ellis' Shark Night 3D, the crazy cheesy new horror movie which looks/plays exactly like Piranha 3D meets Friday the 13th meets Deep Blue Sea. The cast is obviously a big group of hotties: Sara Paxton, Christine Quinn, Chris Carmack, Chris Zylka, with Joel Moore. I don't know how the hell these sharks got so far upstream up a river, or how they're so smart, maybe there's no explanation, as obviously this is about watching all these kids get gnawed up by various-sized sharks. They barely even show them anyway! This looks about as good as Piranha, watch out.

Watch the first official trailer for David R. Ellis' Shark Night 3D:

You can watch the Shark Night 3D trailer in High Definition on Apple

A sexy summer weekend turns into a blood-soaked nightmare for a group of college students trapped on an island surrounded by underwater predators in Shark Night 3D, a terrifying thrill ride from director David R. Ellis (Cellular, The Final Destination, Snakes on a Plane). The script was written by Jesse Studenberg & Will Hayes and will be a "scary 3D ride." Ellis shot this with actual 3D digital cameras with a cast that includes Joel David Moore (Avatar), Sinqua Walls ("Friday Night Lights") and Alyssa Diaz ("As the World Turns"). Relativity Media has Shark Night 3D scheduled for release September 2nd this fall. Look okay?

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Reader Feedback - 37 Comments

1

Wait...so this isn't even some silly "Omg, the fishies were supposed to be extinct but we partied too hard during Spring Break and totally busted open the bottom of the ocean and now they're released, oh gawd!" thing? Some dude has a bunch of sharks at his disposal that he drops into the lake to kill college kids?! LOL!  Someone is really pissed off about their time-share vacation home. 

Anonymous on May 25, 2011

2

It's all one in the same... That should be the tagline: "They Partied at the Wrong Vacation Home!"

Alex Billington on May 25, 2011

3

Nice butt. 🙂 

Brandon on May 25, 2011

4

Holy shit, is the black dude Dwayne Wade?lol!!!This won't be better than Pirahna, no way! Or even Deep Blue Sea!lol!

jah p on May 25, 2011

5

Stuff like this is just about the fun of going with some friends to laugh and make fun of the stupid things these kids do and say, and how they get killed. Its not about how good the movie is, thats why Piranha 3D is so much fun to watch  

SuperSlappyHappyDude on May 25, 2011

6

Alex Pirhana was amazing fun! You totally missed the point in the film - it was a very very good throw back to 80's porn/horror/comedy.

Dominic on May 25, 2011

7

as was Slither. Great flick!

grimjob on May 25, 2011

8

pure art!

Liam Waite on May 25, 2011

9

I totally agree with you Dominic it was one of the best horror films of last year...

jah p on May 25, 2011

10

sort of want.

Hallospaceboy on May 25, 2011

11

about as good as Piranha?  So this should be great.

Brian Ricci Movie Review on May 25, 2011

12

exactly. Piranha was awesome. i don't think this will match up though.

grimjob on May 25, 2011

13

If it's R I'm in.

M.K. Nielsen on May 25, 2011

14

ok first off i knew this wasnt gonna be good... the only good shark film was JAWS second, why is always the black guy that dies first? and is it just me is does it seem like hollywood now only wants to make dumb ass movie just so they can show booty and boobs... dont get me wrong im like the next guy and enjoy it but i feel like producers are just focused on sex... pervs

Said Samayoa on May 25, 2011

15

Remember Deep Blue Sea Said?same thing happend to samuelljackson...lol

jah p on May 27, 2011

16

I'm so in.

Rops on May 25, 2011

17

This and the Smurffs trailer, I must be in heaven... ¬¬

Bass1L on May 25, 2011

18

This movie looks better than Piranha 3D. Agree with those above, this is just a fun exploitation gore fest, nothing more. If this has the effect that My Bloody Valentine 3D, or Piranha 3D carried than its one to see in theaters, in 3D, because thats what its meant for. Pure, adulterated fun.

Quazzimotto on May 25, 2011

19

Oh man, come on!  This is ridiculous.  The whole college kid crap is SO over-used, it's not even funny anymore.  Why the hell doesn't someone just make a goddamn R-Rated, ultra-dark, gore-fest of a shark movie instead of this soft-porn bullshit?

Dan on May 25, 2011

20

The Piranha magic was wasted on me, I understood the point of the film, I just found it rather... obnoxious...and this seems to be pretty bland...we'll see.

Xerxexx on May 26, 2011

21

Brown water from above, crystal clear when underneath. Gay.

Largemouth on May 26, 2011

22

wow the black dude looks like dwayne wade and wasnt that skinny dude in avatar ?

kwame adansi on May 26, 2011

23

I think this is the first time that I can remember where the token black character not only dies first but dies BEFORE the movie is released!!!!

Scared S#!tless on May 26, 2011

24

LMAO!

Yakalam on Aug 17, 2011

25

heres an idea dont go near the water once you realize theres a killer shark in it

Yellowflower on May 26, 2011

26

"I don't understand why the Killer Shark attacked me." Hmm...maybe because its a killer fucking shark!

Xerxexx on May 26, 2011

27

lol I was going to say the same thing.

john s on May 26, 2011

28

Hey Scared, that's the kicker, the black guy is actually the KILLER, dressed up in a shark suit.   It's kind of like Lake Placid meets Scooby Doo.  Seriously, I have a crazy feeling that this movie is going to make a lot of money (at least relative to production costs).

tommyturner on May 26, 2011

29

oh wow ill have to be REALLY drunk to sit through this one

Anonymous on May 26, 2011

30

Oh god why isn't this coming out during the summer?! I can't wait hahaha

Nick on May 26, 2011

31

what a load of crap. if there are sharks in the water then just don't get in.

Oriyan J. on May 26, 2011

32

don't ever people get sick of these movies??

SpideyFan84 on May 26, 2011

33

I'll be there opening night, looks awesome.

Crapola on May 26, 2011

34

I know there's a movie cliche of killing off the black people first but it definitely can't get any worse than being killed off in a trailer

Yves on May 27, 2011

35

LOL! I know right!

jah p on May 27, 2011

36

my type of movie to poke at...kinda odd but I totally have a thing for shark movies-even the scifi/syfy ones

Barbara Ruiz on May 27, 2011

37

serial killer putting sharks in the water in order to hunt down those he wants to kill okay yeah that is pretty awsome if you think about it. also there is such thing as fresh water sharks ive owned a couple and ive seen them on tv discovery channel lol pretty visious movie looks great cant wait

Jeremy Young on Jul 29, 2011

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