TRAILERS
First Red Band Trailer for Seth MacFarlane's 'Ted' with Mark Wahlberg
by Alex Billington
April 2, 2012
Source: Funny or Die
"Put it on my fuzzy finger!" Universal has finally unveiled the first official trailer for Seth MacFarlane's Ted, the "Family Guy" creator's first feature film, that was written, produced and directed by Seth. Mark Wahlberg stars as a guy whose best friend is a teddy bear come-to-life after a childhood wish left him real. The story follows his relationship with Mila Kunis, and how Ted gets in the way, and how Ted is pretty much just a lewd, pot-smoking, chauvinistic piece of stuffed fur. This is a weird trailer and I might've liked it more if Ted didn't sound and act exactly like Peter Griffin again. Change up the voices, Seth! Look funny?
Watch the first red band trailer for Seth MacFarlane's first movie Ted, in high def via Funny or Die:
A story centered on John (Wahlberg) and his teddy bear, who comes to life as a result of a childhood wish.
"Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humor to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted. In this original new comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett, a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear (created with computer animation) who came to life as the result of a wish and has refused to leave his side. Patrick Warburton, Giovanni Ribisi, Joel McHale, Laura Vandervoort and more also star in this. Ted lands in theaters everywhere on July 13th.
73 Comments
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I got Ted sounding like a combination of Peter and Brian. Kinda makes sense to me considering it's a New England accent and, since it's Mark Wahlberg, I just assume the movie involves Boston somehow.
The Crisis on Apr 2, 2012
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How can you "maybe" this? Pissed my pants the whole time. Peter Griffin in a bear! AWESOME! Beats the shit out of some murderous hobo-shaman being re-incarnated in a doll!
Lowrider_83 on Apr 2, 2012
4
You're right, but I'm not saying "No." I'm saying "Maybe." Trailer cracked me up, but I can count on 10 fingers how many movie trailers looked great, or made me laugh in the last 8 months and then went to see the movie and was disappointed. Maybe, but not no. 😉
Quanah on Apr 2, 2012
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I was more impressed by Wahlburg's ability to rattle off 40 names than the actual trailer. Love Family Guy though, so I'll give it a chance.
McWetty on Apr 2, 2012
7
It is real. MacFarlane has since put a link to youtube via his twitter for the same red band trailer. I too was most impressed by the 40+ white trash names.. And it was definatelly Peter + Brian voices. That and the Thunder song will probably do it for me.
hectorconcarne on Apr 2, 2012
8
You do realize that he was staring at a CG bear, right? Which is added post-shoot, right? Overtop a cheat sheet, maybe? Yeah... Not so impressive anymore.
Blurb on Apr 2, 2012
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I laughed my ass off during this, I'm in. "Fuck You thunder!"
Clocker910 on Apr 2, 2012
10
I just wonder if the bear or Mark Wahlberg gets knocked out some how if they're gonna land in the trademark family guy way. That would be hilarious.
The Douche on Apr 2, 2012
11
this looks fuckin terrible. Stop making shitty movies!!!
Zach on Apr 2, 2012
12
This is his first movie...
sean on Apr 2, 2012
13
Remind me of a supernatural episode where the teddy bear came to life too.
Jordane Thiboust on Apr 2, 2012
14
This one doesn't look very suicidal to me though
HarryFiddleSticks on Apr 2, 2012
15
true but the teddy in supernatural had a little girl for an owner and alcohol . . this teddy has weed and mark wahlberg a way much better combination
james on Apr 3, 2012
16
looks better than Jack and Jill........
Jericho on Apr 2, 2012
17
I just left something in the toilet that looked better than Jack and Jill.
Groov on Apr 2, 2012
18
couldnt stop laughing at the thunder song
rockkicker on Apr 2, 2012
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maybe, i did like how mark wahlberg was able to spit out 40+ names in what seemed like less than 30 seconds. The song got me going too.
Michael Lee on Apr 2, 2012
20
that Thunder Song lone sold me lol cant go wrong with MacFarlane
LosZombies on Apr 2, 2012
21
Pretty much a rip off of the show Wilfred on FX.
SS on Apr 2, 2012
22
but so much better if anything seth handeled the concept way better
Zade_92 on Apr 2, 2012
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And Wilfred on FX is a remake of the original Wilfred that was on SBS in Australia. Just because its not a completely original idea, doesn't immediately make it a bad one.
Warren Carroll on Apr 2, 2012
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How can people not find this funny!? I think if you can't at least laugh at the ridiculousness of this trailer, you either don't have a sense of humour, or you take life way too seriously.
Ryan Hancock on Apr 2, 2012
25
Tammylynn! FUCK! haha omfg yes
tankatemysandwiches on Apr 2, 2012
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This got me laughing hard, i am excited for some Mcfarlane fun and i find the voice to be suitable for this kind of character.
Zade_92 on Apr 2, 2012
27
Wow, a children's toy being profane as the entire basis for a movie. Gee, I've never seen this done before. How original. Someone pinch me, I can't stop laughing. Bueller? Bueller?
Blurb on Apr 2, 2012
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I think Mark does a KICK ass job in comedies, the humor of McFarlane is going to make this great and also Mila is super cute.
Astx9 on Apr 2, 2012
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In it for Whalberg.
Xerxexx on Apr 2, 2012
30
first film to make me belly laugh in a long time .....
Tonker on Apr 2, 2012
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I love how my comment was removed because it contained the F word on a page where you can watch a video that contains the same word about 15 times.
David Carlin on Apr 2, 2012
32
yea - all it takes is one fucking person to flag ya and.........OOPS!
beevis on Apr 2, 2012
33
Fuck Beevis! Look what you did!
grimjob on Apr 2, 2012
34
just because a fake bear has a potty mouth doesn't mean we have to as well. Ok? Ok.
DaftBot on Apr 2, 2012
35
Fucking A! Right!
Akirakorn on Apr 2, 2012
36
You answered yourself...weird. And my original post only used the F word in describing my thoughts on how they've used it too much in the trailer...I don't think They need to use it to be funny, unlike some other films, that's whats kind of sad about it.
David Carlin on Apr 4, 2012
37
it isn't awful - but mila kunis and marc walhberg could do MUCH better than this movie.
beevis on Apr 2, 2012
38
I think most actors take these roles in order to take a break from serious films.
Xerxexx on Apr 2, 2012
39
well, that would definitely explain this.........
beevis on Apr 2, 2012
40
indeed.
Xerxexx on Apr 2, 2012
42
well, "the happening" was just an awful film......but, other than that - this looks like the worst.
beevis on Apr 18, 2012
44
I'm in.
Chris_G on Apr 2, 2012
45
Would've been so much cooler if it was an actually puppet bear and not CG.
Thisisstillmore on Apr 2, 2012
46
I agree, but I've gotta be honest. Most of the shots with Ted sitting or not moving a whole lot, looked damn realistic. Almost photo-realistic.
Aj Meadows on Apr 4, 2012
48
Walhberg? Isn't he the guy who beat up a poor old Asian man?
Christopher Batty on Apr 2, 2012
49
Yep, he was quite a dick when he was younger.
Xerxexx on Apr 2, 2012
50
Gotta admit I laughed at this one. Expecting another shitty comedy, but this is actually funny. Mark n Teddy/Seth have great chemistry and the jokes aren't over-the-top. Might go see this after all.
Akirakorn on Apr 2, 2012
51
its gonna rock lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beerassassin69 on Apr 2, 2012
52
Loved the thunder song! XD
D6 on Apr 2, 2012
53
i'm in too..when ted first came out,i think Ted was invisible to other people..but he's not
afid on Apr 2, 2012
54
That was perfect.
Brandon on Apr 2, 2012
55
Yes please! This looks hilarious! Love MacFarlane!
grimjob on Apr 2, 2012
56
The bear should've been named Rupert
K1ng on Apr 2, 2012
57
Oh shit, now that made me laugh. That would've been classic.
The Douche on Apr 2, 2012
58
Oh! I cannot wait for this movie to come out....a must see..love it
Lorie0406 on Apr 2, 2012
59
Facial animation sucks really on Ted
CookieMonster on Apr 2, 2012
60
Gods that was terrible. Like something a 12-year-old wrote. I guess that's the audience?
must be old on Apr 3, 2012
61
looks crappy, but the last joked killed me!
O'Ryan on Apr 3, 2012
62
hilarious! cant wait to see this!! I will admit my first thought was oh god its gonna be like Alf.
big guy on Apr 3, 2012
63
What is the song tittle of the second song in this trailer?
Alexsoleil on Apr 3, 2012
67
Can someone tell me the name of the song at the beginning? when they are meeting?
Nágato Auditore on Apr 6, 2012
68
Nope - some funny ideas in here - but a stream of profanity is not a substitute for humor.
Mike Cannon on Apr 9, 2012
69
This is soo funny it made me cry
Cacorrell96 on Apr 17, 2012
70
to all u idiots that think this isn't a real movie...just go to IMDB.com and see for yourself. you dummies...
Dutchmn020 on Apr 21, 2012
72
haha, i love it!
AHox on May 4, 2012
73
What is the club song at the beginning of the unrestricted Ted trailer.
frank on Jun 28, 2012
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