First Trailer for Billy Bob Thornton's Country Thriller 'Baytown Disco'
When a film is described as a "Southern-fried whip-ass extravaganza" you just have to hope that people like Larry the Cable Guy aren't anywhere near it. Thankfully, The Baytown Disco from director Barry Battles keeps the blue collar comedian away, but brings real Southern flare to the story of three infamously ruthless Alabama brothers who find themselves on the wrong side of a smash-and-grab job after Celeste (Eva Longoria) dispatches the trio to get back her godson from her nefarious ex-husband Carlos (Billy Bob Thornton) who has kidnapped him. With a thriller buried in the deep South, this could be interesting.
Here's the first trailer for Barry Battles' thriller The Baytown Disco (via Deadline):
When the fetching Celeste (Eva Longoria) has a falling out with her nefarious ex-husband Carlos (Billy Bob Thornton) who kidnaps her beloved son, Rob. Knowing her ex can be a maniacal psychopath, not to mention a bit trigger-happy, she turns for help to the most bad-ass, lawless hit-man trio in Alabama: the Oodie Brothers, Brick (Clayne Crawford), mute wrestling phenom Lincoln (Daniel Cudmore), and the baby of the brothers, the kick-ass G.I. McQueen (Travis Fimmel). Barry Battles directs The Baytown Disco from a script he wrote with Griffin Hood which made the Black List. No official release date has been set so stay tuned.
No, no indeed, hell no..... Hell yes that looks like fun!
Typath on Apr 18, 2012
Bad enough I have to watch adverts before a movie, but spam too? AIDS. AIDS to the core.
Crapola on Apr 18, 2012
There are other things to be scared of. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIfhklhZ7OI
JL on Apr 18, 2012
Oh my christ. Super Aids.
Crapola on Apr 19, 2012
nope. looks redonkulous. like machete meets the 3 brothers from smokin aces. with a little bit of howlin for you. nope.
Poo on Apr 18, 2012
Whit the baws? That was radge taes. I'll definitely watch it even though it makes no sense whatsoever. I remember getting thrown out of a Hotel in San Diego for nothing and they had enough police men to take down a small gang of bandits. Where do the police go in movies? I know they are lazy and corrupt, but seriously.
Crapola on Apr 18, 2012
not bad i guess
A5J4DX on Apr 18, 2012
Oh, I wanna see THAT.
woodge on Apr 18, 2012
Totally thought that was Sam Neill..
admiral on Apr 18, 2012
this is gonna kick ass!!!! i'm definitely in!!!!
beevis on Apr 18, 2012
Oh Hell yes that looks good, i'll watch anything film that has Clutch playing in the trailer
Ragnar_Rock on Apr 18, 2012
Yes!!! Great cast.
Josh on Apr 18, 2012
LOOKS STINKIN' HILARIOUS! Great Idea and directing looks great!
Yo Friend on Apr 18, 2012
That is the funniest delivery of a No line ever.
Lauren Intong on Apr 18, 2012
Smokin Aces vibe but I'm so freakin in!
TheLaughingMan on Apr 19, 2012
As much as this will be brainless shit, I think it might fill the craving such movies as Smokin' Aces fill. I'm in, but for a good night rental.
Johnny Neat on Apr 19, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B210wmD95WU I think this spawned the movie.
Dravas on Apr 22, 2012
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