A New 'Piranha 3DD' Poster Delivers Both Titular Goods in One Shot
by Ethan Anderton
April 18, 2012
Source: Shock Til You Drop
Since the red band trailer brought us all the blood and boobs you've come to expect from Piranha 3DD, it's no surprise that the latter is featured more prominently than the deadly titular fish of the horror comedy on a sexy new poster. It's a little too touched up from the Photoshop side of things, and while that obscured face somewhat resembles "30 Rock" star Katrina Bowden (one of the film's cast members), American Reunion taught us that her chest companions don't exactly fit the "DD" part of the bill. Alas, there will be plenty of gore and nudity to feast eyes on this summer when the film hits theaters in June. Poster below!
Here's the new poster for John Gulager's sequel Piranha 3DD via Shock Til You Drop:
After Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way elsewhere. This time, no one is safe as they sink their teeth into the visitors of the summer attraction The Big Wet Water Park.
Piranha 3DD is directed by American filmmaker John Gulager, who debuted with Feast along with writers Marcus Dunstan & Patrick Melton, who went on to together writer & direct two more Feast movies. The screenplay for this was written by Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton, who got their start on "Project Greenlight" with their horror project Feast. The Weinstein Company & Dimension Films will be releasing Piranha 3DD in 3D in theaters everywhere starting on June 1st, 2012, for a big raunchy summer splash.
Hahah, titular. Also I'm five.
Phillip Gockel on Apr 18, 2012
Hahaha.... I remember when this was cool
Anony on Apr 18, 2012
Why no one can another good movie like jaws? I mean Spielberg had 25 year age that made that movie! Why this director can't bring the fear in under of our skin? What is this poster?! A young boobies bitch Wana tear by piranhas? What is of that is scary? A movie without drama is zero and jaws had brilliant drama, if company want inject a good drama in story of own film, they can but they didn't want because we go to theaters to see this rubbish movies! He guys we want real movies not boobies
Ehsan Davodi on Apr 18, 2012
How can you compare this to jaw? This movie is suppose to be a mindless fun summer movie. It is not suppose to be taking serious.
Truong18 on Apr 18, 2012
This movie does not focus on a good story, it's a thoughtless movie with the only purpose to harvest some money and entertain. A lot of young people want blood'n'boobs and then this is a perfect film. This movie is more likely a parody of 'Jaws' than a tribute...
Oliver J L on Apr 18, 2012
The original Piranha was a tongue-in-cheek parody of Jaws, and this just takes that to the next level for an older, more raunchy generation. This isn't supposed to be a masterpiece film.
Ethan Anderton on Apr 18, 2012
I like Boobies!
Jimmy Love on Apr 18, 2012
I'd still rather go see this than Titanic!!!!!
Crane Rental MS on Apr 20, 2012
I have to admit I'm kind of looking forward to this (though I'll wait till the dvd is out). The cast and the trailers are very promising.
Davide Coppola on Apr 18, 2012
I'll probably wait to see this brabuster... I mean blockbuster on BR when it's rentable. First one was good and campy; this looks like softcore fish porn.
McWetty on Apr 18, 2012
Boobs and blood...not a good combo.
Xerxexx on Apr 18, 2012
I'll have to disagree with you, but I remember you saying you weren't a horror fan in general, although your top 5 were excellent. And some of the best (worst) horror/camp flicks feature both of those very prominently.
grimjob on Apr 18, 2012
I mostly mean boobs covered in blood...its upsetting to the eyes.
Xerxexx on Apr 19, 2012
Ahhh. Now that is a true statement.
grimjob on Apr 19, 2012
Oohhhh, this is just gonna be an awesomely stupid movie to enjoy. Can't wait.
grimjob on Apr 18, 2012
Until you guys enjoy this mindless And stupid fun parody we can't see any jaws then go ahead enjoy but if I Wana see boobies I go and see alive or see porn and otherhand I see for this porn fishy dramaless movie came on bluray! I didn't go to theater I think we must understand such director that movie is thinkable entertaining I love the magic of cinema and I love birds or jaws I think if we insist on such movies we don't see any masterpiece anymore but I wish this movie was awesome and hit
Ehsan Davodi on Apr 19, 2012
I feel this movie is going to be snubbed at the oscars =( But seriously though, might be fun with some friends, albeit matinée. Got to enjoy a movie that doesn't take itself seriously once in a while 🙂
Neuromancer on Apr 19, 2012
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