Review: 'Ice Age: Continental Drift' is More Fun But Still Forgettable
by Jeremy Kirk
July 13, 2012
The Ice Age films come and go with little fanfare, and it's no surprise. When you get down to it, they're all enjoyable, they all make you laugh in the right parts, and Scrat, that prehistoric squirrel who can't seem to capture his nut, is the perfect poster boy for Blue Sky Studios. But that lack of fanfare is justified by how little these movies push themselves. Ice Age: Continental Drift steps in line with that rule, as it brings hilarity in small but ample doses but never does anything truly memorable. A great villain helps, which this film definitely has, but, beyond that, there's very little to warrant much more than lukewarm praise.
Thanks in direct part to that saber-toothed squirrel and his incessant hunt for acorns, the single continent of Pangaea begins breaking apart, forming the continents as they are today. Caught up in this continental shift is our trio of heroes, Manny the mammoth, Sid the sloth, and Diego the sabre-toothed cat voiced once again by Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, and Denis Leary, respectively. The three find themselves lost at sea with Sid's cranky-and-she-knows-it grandmother voiced by the cranky-and-she-knows-it Wanda Sykes. As they try to make their way back to their tribe and Manny's wife and daughter, they encounter various sea creature and pirates alike, the head of which being Captain Gutt, a giant ape who could very well fill in as the missing link if humans hadn't already been established in this world back in the first movie.
This fast-and-loose approach with continuity is way down at the bottom of issues Ice Age: Continental Drift runs smack dab into. Steve Martino & Mike Thurmeier step in for director duties here, which makes sense as they co-directed a few of the Scrat shorts we've seen over the years. They're just names when it comes to this franchise, though, since nothing special ever happens in any of the Ice Age movies. They come and go so quickly and without much to differentiate between them that it even becomes a guessing game as to how many there really are. This is the fourth one, or, at least, that's what IMDb tells us. They play like sitcoms, each of the character stepping in with typical baggage. This baggage gets cleared up by the end of the film and in basic, predictable fashion, but it always seems to find its way back into their lives once the next film hits.
Martino & Thurmeier do an affable enough job with the pacing and consistency with its humor. There's very little question that the Ice Age movies make us laugh for the 90 minutes we sit through them. This latest entry in the series has enough adventure to keep even the most distracted of child audience members from running up and down the aisles or falling asleep. Of course, just like the other films, Continental Drift seems content with being just that good. As long as it doesn't bore people, it's not going to go the extra distance to make something worthy of yet another sequel. The name recognition - and Scrat, let's not kid ourselves - takes care of the potential for another follow-up. The Ice Age films don't have any problems finding an audience. They still haven't been able to crack that nut of making a truly great film, though.
There are always added characters on board for the latest adventure, and Continental Drift has a few of these, as well. Sid's wacky grandmother provides enough worthy laughs to keep her from being a totally wasted character, and a female sabre-toothed tiger voiced by Jennifer Lopez is an obvious but likable choice for Diego to play the alpha male. Gutt's pack of varied shipmates float on their iceberg of a pirate ship with enjoyable and even memorable results, but it's Gutt himself that remains the best element Continental Drift has to offer.
A lot of this can be attributed to Peter Dinklage, who provides the gruff and swarthy voice to the primate pirate captain. Gutt's appearance is nothing special, unlike the albino peacock we got in last year's great, animated film. Gutt is given fun lines, but Dinklage's voice, the way you can hear the wicked smile in his voice as the character is describing all the horrific things he's going to do to our heroes, is what really brings the character to stunning life. You're hard-pressed to find a more suitable and effective voice in the entire series of films, though Leguizamo's wacky-beyond-reason Sid is a close second.
It's a shame, though, that Gutt and Dinklage's voice along with that character aren't fitted into something a little more remarkable. After four films, the Ice Age franchise seems to have sat in the refrigerator cooling long after its expiration date passed. With as little effort that seems to be put into these films to create engaging stories, alluring characters, or even top-notch animation—the visuals are, like everyone else in the film, just good enough to keep from being slammed—it's difficult to justify how this series can keep going on and on. Granted, the amount of money they make is difficult to argue against, but this kind of fast-food movie-making gets tired quickly. We'll probably be saying the same thing about a fifth Ice Age movie and a sixth and a seventh and probably an eighth. Let's just hope by then that Scrat finally has his allusive acorn.
Jeremy's Rating: 5 out of 10
Reader Feedback - 14 Comments
I'm getting real tired of reading these articles. I just scroll down to see the obvious assumption that you'll rate this film....every film...a 5 or lower. Idk how you have a job as a movie reviewer??
JBrotsis on Jul 13, 2012
Yeh same here too. I just scroll to see the review. I'm sure kids and parents will love. I rate it 10/10
JulianMore on Jul 13, 2012
It's just a fun, entertaining flick, dammit! This reviewer sounds like is analyzing the con stitution.
ib42 on Jul 13, 2012
I don't know, Jeremy. I think you're way too hard on movies like this. You're overanalyzing every little aspect of it when you should probably look at it from a child's POV, seeing how that's the movie's primary demographic, anyways. Sure, lots of these movies can be a little too childish for adults sometimes. For the most part we have higher standards (I guess), but children are still wildly entertained by the silly antics and adventures of the characters. At least Ice Age isn't making our kids retarded the way shows like Yo Gabba Gabba or Teletubbies aim to, so I don't see any harm done in some failed jokes or the underused voices of certain stars. Kids won't even notice that kind of stuff. They can't all be WALL-E, Toy Story, UP or How to train your Dragon.
SuicidalOptimist on Jul 13, 2012
Yo Gabba Gabba is the most brilliant children's show on TV and it teaches my daughter a lot. She just turned 2 and she knows her ABCs, can count to 20, brush her teeth, and use utensils while eating thanks to that show, plus she is much more polite and friendly than other kids her age. It's a brilliant show because they take stars like Jack Black, Mos Def, Sarah Silverman, Mates of State, Biz Markie, Jimmy Eat World, Weezer, and many many more and use them to sing kids songs which makes the show way more bearable to parents who are forced to listen to the show while they make lunch. I actually ENJOY that show rather than just being able to tolerate it because it makes her happy. The show teaches wonderful lessons to children and should by no means be grouped together with Teletubbies who are heavily swayed by religious ideals. YGG focuses on loving one another and teaches kids how to do that using song and dance.
Matt Peloquin on Jul 13, 2012
I guess I have just terrible timing with that show then. I never once managed to turn it on when there were celebrities on it, haha. Either way, our son is scared of some of the characters anyways, so the show is out of the question for now.
SuicidalOptimist on Jul 13, 2012
Sorry, after watching every episode of that show over 100 times I think it may have completely brainwashed me.
Matt Peloquin on Jul 13, 2012
Here's some more actors and musicians that have also appeared on the show: Elijah Wood (Actor) Sarah Silverman (Comedian/Actor) Sean Kingston (Singer) Mya (Singer) Rahzel (Beatboxer/Rapper) Sugarland (Country music duo) Rob Dyrdek (Professional Skateboarder) Tony Hawk (Professional Skateboarder) Mix Master Mike (DJ for the Beastie Boys) Andy Samberg (SNL Actor) Laila Ali (Boxer and Muhammad Ali’s daughter) Amar’e Stoudemire (Basketball Star) Here are some of the biggest bands who’ve performed on the show:The Shins The Flaming Lips The Decemberists The Roots Devo Weird Al Yankovic Solange Knowles Taking Back Sunday Weezer MGMT Chromeo Paul Williams (who sang his most famous song, “Rainbow Connection”) Jimmy Eat World Hot Hot Heat Mates of State The Ting Tings
Matt Peloquin on Jul 13, 2012
Scrat is the homie.
Big Boss on Jul 13, 2012
I don't even read his reviews anymore. I just read everyone's hateful comments haha. They're all true, too. He thinks being hard on every film will make him appear more prestigious. Not the case.
John on Jul 13, 2012
See it with kids. Its for kids. Not adults. Not every film company can be Pixar. Its the truth.
DAVIDPD on Jul 13, 2012
In the 1990s those would be straight-to-video sequels.
rennmaxbeta on Jul 13, 2012
FirstShowing should be banned from reviewing movies that are made for CHILDREN AND PARENTS WHO WATCH ANIMATED MOVIES WITH THEIR CHILDREN. You know what? FirstShowing should start letting 5 year olds tell them exactly how they feel about watching animated movies, then FS can translate it to us and have the kids score it out of 10. The shit that goes on at FS is getting a tad bit out of hand.
nem on Jul 14, 2012
5 is really harsh to be honest, it's much better than that, I always take a day to think about it and then review. Here's mine, for those interested! http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/2012/07/10/ice-age-4-continental-drift-review
Dan B on Jul 14, 2012
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