Fee, Fye, Foe, Fumm & Fallon? Five Posters for 'Jack the Giant Slayer'
Yes, we all know the old giant chant that begins "Fee-fi-fo-fum" but where the hell did Fallon come from? Either way, five new posters for Bryan Singer's fantasy adventure Jack the Giant Killer have showed up with each section of that chant acting as a name for one of the giants called Fee, Fye, Foe and Fumm. And then there's the giant Fallon, who I wish was just a big version of Jimmy Fallon since the effects for this film don't seem to be all that impressive judging by the trailer. This one has been delayed for awhile, so we're not anticipating being all that impressed when it hits theaters in March, but we'd love to be surprised.
Here's the new posters for Bryan Singer's Jack the Giant Killer from the film's Facebook page:
A modern fairy tale in which the long-standing peace between men and giants is threatened, as a young farmer (Hoult) leads an expedition into the giants' kingdom in hopes of rescuing a kidnapped princess.
Jack the Giant
Killer Slayer is directed by filmmaker Bryan Singer, of Public Access, The Usual Suspects, Apt Pupil, X-Men, X2, Superman Returns and Valkyrie previously. The script is by Darren Lemke (Shrek Forever After), Christopher McQuarrie (Usual Suspects, Valkyrie) and Dan Studney (Reefer Madness: The Musical). Warner Bros has pushed Jack the Giant Slayer back until March 1st, 2013 next spring. Good?
The easiest way of spotting shitty CGI is the eyes. These all look like someone drew eyes on a piece of white paper and then glued them on another photo. With CG models it's common practice to have separate lighting rigs exclusively for the eyes to help them "pop". They are the biggest give away for garbage CGI lighting. And this is garbage CGI.
Pickle t1ts on Jan 10, 2013
If you just look at the picture and not read the title it looks like Giants on upcoming skyrim DLC....why would you promote a movie using crappy up close cgi
Albertquerque on Jan 10, 2013
yeah something about the cgi is not doing it for me... these posters do nothing for me
cg on Jan 10, 2013
For me, it's the texturing. It's lacking that crisp appeal you get in a lot of other films using heavy CGI, like...The Hobbit.
PBGray on Jan 10, 2013
The CG is too obvious on these posters.
Big Boss on Jan 10, 2013
I don't understand why this movie was made.
David Banner on Jan 10, 2013
Nielsen700 on Jan 11, 2013
Pretty sure Bryan Singer lost a bet is the reason why this movie was made.
notalent on Jan 11, 2013
Starting to get pretty worried about Days of Future Past
Richie G on Jan 11, 2013
I dont understand you people. You complain about something that looks as cool as this movie, but cheer for stupid shit like the Hunger Games or the Bourne Movies, gay.
notblackorgay on Jan 11, 2013
They all need a lot more nose hairs.
DAVIDPD on Jan 11, 2013
Ugly doesn't sell.
castingcouch on Jan 12, 2013
this looks like crap
big sal on Jan 12, 2013
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