Here's One Final Teaser for 'The Canyons' with a 1930s Aesthetic

January 2, 2013
Source: Facebook

The Canyons

We've seen teaser trailers for the new film from writer Bret Easton Ellis and director Paul Schrader that have taken on the styles of grindhouse horror, the 1950s and just a simple location centric teaser spotlighting Los Angeles. Now the final "parody" teaser with Lindsay Lohan has arrived and it takes on the 1930s. As the Facebook page (via The Playlist) says, "People wanted images from the film and I didn't want to do anything definitive until a distributor was on board so these teasers were an interim solution." We're assuming the "I" is Schrader. Here's the final teaser trailer, and we'll see when the film gets released.

Here's the final parody teaser trailer for Paul Schrader's The Canyons from Facbeook:

It’s not The Hills, it's The Canyons. The film is a contemporary L.A. noir from director Paul Schrader (Taxi Driver), writer Bret Easton Ellis (The Informers, and novels for American Psycho and The Rules of Attraction), about the dangers of sexual obsession and ambition, both personally and professionally, among a group of young people in their 20′s and how one chance meeting connected to the past unravels all of their lives, resulting in deceit, paranoia, cruel mind games and ultimately violence. Lindsay Lohan and porn star James Deen star in the film which is expected to premiere sometime in 2013, but there's no official date yet.

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This looks dumb and it's not going to make any money.

Matt Peloquin on Jan 2, 2013


A 1930's aesthetic....and about as much potential as "The Room." Oh yes....I went there...

Danimal on Jan 2, 2013


I cannot even top that comment so I won't dare. Bravo.

Alex O on Jan 3, 2013


I don't know if there's enough disinfectant in the world to keep everyone in that studio from catching the herpacephalydis. Lohan, the 11th plague.

quazimoto on Jan 2, 2013

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