Must Watch: The First 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Teaser Trailer

November 28, 2014
Source: Apple

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…" It's here. It's time. It has been 31 years since we've seen Luke & Leia Skywalker, Han Solo, and Chewbacca in a movie, but they're back once again. Disney/Lucasfilm have unveiled the first teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, also know as Episode VII, the continuation of the Jedi story that concluded with the destruction of the Death Star at the end of Return of the Jedi. It starts with a shot of John Boyega and has a glimpse of the Millennium Falcon. From there? Well. This is what we've all been waiting for, our first glimpse after so many secrets. May the Force Be With You.

Along with Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford, the cast includes Daisy Ridley, Oscar Isaac, John Boyega, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, Lupita Nyong'o, Adam Driver, Warwick Davis and Peter Mayhew.

Watch the first teaser trailer for J.J. Abrams' Star Wars: The Force Awakens, in high def from Apple:

To download this trailer in 1080P high definition, click this link or open this URL in your Quicktime player.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Teaser Trailer

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Teaser Trailer

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens, continuing the beloved original trilogy about Luke, Leia, Han & Chewie that ended in 1983, is directed by J.J. Abrams, of the films Mission: Impossible 3, Star Trek, Super 8 and Star Trek Into Darkness. The screenplay is written by Lawrence Kasdan (Empire Strikes Back, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Return of the Jedi, The Big Chill, The Bodyguard) and J.J. Abrams, with Kathleen Kennedy from Lucasfilm producing. This debut is the beginning of a brand new saga, with another trilogy planned for this storyline, not to mention other standalone movies in this universe. Disney, after acquiring Lucasfilm, will release Star Wars: The Force Awakens in theaters worldwide on December 18th, 2015.

Is this everything you were hoping for from the first teaser? Are you excited for the return of Star Wars?

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JJ did it. I don't even have to see the movie and I know he did it,

Jon Odishaw on Nov 28, 2014


Urrm actually we saw R2-D2 and C-3PO much more recently than that! YES first nerdy and pedantic Star Wars comment in a long time, it begins!

Michael Power on Nov 28, 2014


I know I know, I just meant - all together, back from the originals.

Alex Billington on Nov 28, 2014


AHAHA got ya! ;D

Michael Power on Nov 28, 2014


Lens flares in the Millennium Falcon shot!!

TheOct8pus on Nov 28, 2014


I swear to god dude....

Jon Odishaw on Nov 28, 2014


I dont know why everyones crying about the flares. I think they're cool. People with sensitive eyes need to watch something else that doesnt include CG.

Rock n Rollllll on Dec 1, 2014


The lens flares are really cool looking. I guess the "issue" is that JJ LOVES the lens flares and uses them way too much. I don't think he does it consciously either. There are literally 721 lens flares in the first Star Trek movie and 826 lens flares in "Into Darkness". That's a shitload of lens flares.

TheOct8pus on Dec 1, 2014


Yep, i dont mind them but even hes has admitted that its getting out of hand. He could get away with it in Star Trek because he was bringing star trek to a whole new generation. whereas star wars has avid fans of all ages and he simply cant fuck around with it. Id be okay with a few lightsaber lens flares.

Jon Odishaw on Dec 2, 2014


I never thought of lightsaber lens flares....maybe he could do a couple...

TheOct8pus on Dec 2, 2014


Here's a video tallying them up...

TheOct8pus on Dec 1, 2014


I'm not a fan of JJ Abrams, but this got me pumped! And I loved that sith, it's about time we see some variation on the light sabers.

Ricardo_PT on Nov 28, 2014


If you're typing about the light saber's light rawness, totally agree! If you're typing about the ridiculous T handle, no thank you.

redtie on Nov 28, 2014


lol, I'm talking about both šŸ˜› I don't care if it isn't practical, it looks amazing.

Ricardo_PT on Nov 28, 2014


Nailed it...mind blown...

petermccormack on Nov 28, 2014


Looks amazing. I know it's just a teaser, but I want more!!! I hate how JJ creates so much anticipation. He's the worst cocktease on earth!!

TheOct8pus on Nov 28, 2014


The Millennium Falcon is still the most badass ship in the galaxy.

TheOct8pus on Nov 28, 2014


I'm thinking there will be a different trailer shown in the theater this weekend. As much as I loved the few glimpses we had and the tone is amazing, I want to see shots of the original trilogy characters and I'm betting the trailer in the theater will deliver that.

David Diaz on Nov 28, 2014


Nope. The trailer in the theater is the same as this one.

Wampa Clown on Nov 28, 2014


Really? You saw it? That's a bit of a bummer. Figure they would have saved putting it on the web until after this weekend since they were hyping up this weekend. Oh well.

David Diaz on Nov 28, 2014


This is so unreal.

Nielsen700 on Nov 28, 2014


Man I love the rawness of light in that red lightsaber. Feels more evil. And the shots of the Falcon and X-Wings are just gorgeous.

David Diaz on Nov 28, 2014


You just made me watch that clip like 10 times.

redtie on Nov 28, 2014


ive watched it about 12 times and will watch it another twelve today at least.

Jon Odishaw on Nov 28, 2014


It's a soccer ball

TheOct8pus on Nov 28, 2014


Yeah... I heard there's a sponsorship deal in place with World Cup 2018.

Movie Bear on Nov 28, 2014


FIFA: light side or dark side?

redtie on Nov 28, 2014


Dark side, wonder if they used slave labour. šŸ™

Carpola on Nov 28, 2014


This scene was shot in Qatar

TheOct8pus on Nov 28, 2014


For some reason, I did not find this new droid ridiculous. I think that means I'm excited.

redtie on Nov 28, 2014


Looks like the comic relief has been teased lol.

theslayer5150 on Nov 28, 2014


It the new model. R0L2!

DaNorb on Nov 29, 2014


This is how you make a teaser! The Jurassic World people should take note.

Zack Snyder on Nov 28, 2014


but the Pan trailer was good, right? RIGHT!?

Ryan on Nov 28, 2014



Jon Odishaw on Nov 28, 2014


you're dead to me

Ryan on Nov 28, 2014


hahaha Im still anticipating a strong film from Joe Wright, but the trailer didnt do it for me.

Jon Odishaw on Nov 28, 2014


dead I say, DEAD!!!!

Ryan on Nov 28, 2014


What's going on here?

TheOct8pus on Nov 28, 2014


Haha when I first started watching I was thinking "oh great another joke trailer"

Jon Odishaw on Nov 28, 2014


Yeah, it got me as well. I was like, Dammit, that's Kevin Hart!

mooreworthy on Nov 28, 2014


Boyega's character is a stormtrooper that goes AWOL after his squad brutally attacks a village during a night raid. In the trailer, that's his squad landing in the dropship. When he tries to protect an innocent villager, he is court martialed for treason and has to flee into the desert.

Wampa Clown on Nov 28, 2014


There's no need to describe every detail, please remain spoiler-free

Ricardo_PT on Nov 28, 2014


I hope you're telling the truth, because that's a badass subplot

TheOct8pus on Nov 28, 2014


Isn't he the one in Spaceballs?

DaNorb on Nov 29, 2014


I AM IN!!!

Szkari on Nov 28, 2014


Why doe JJ has the need to ground every space opera he touches? There's a lot of space out there... But no... let's do it all on a planet you love. Aside of that.. looks pretty cool

Ivan. tih on Nov 28, 2014



Ryan on Nov 28, 2014


AND A REALLY COOL ONE! But without STARs, just wars.

Ivan. tih on Nov 28, 2014



Ryan on Nov 28, 2014


wars wars

Ryan on Nov 28, 2014


Not much you can do or show in 88 seconds....

Scopedog on Nov 30, 2014


This somehow has very unfinished feel to it. It somehow looked a bit cheap like a spoof... And than there's that falcon clip and that sith and and my god everything else that juiced me up big time!

ProjectionistHP on Nov 28, 2014


I can't stand how the Sith or dark side characters are portrayed. "That guy's bad because he's wearing black!" We don't know if the character in black is anything. Light saber color is just based upon crystal's not the type character.

redtie on Nov 28, 2014


Well. Star Wars has allways had very clear good vs bad theme with easily identifiable sides. Witch works nice in this sort of fairytales. If he has red light saber, you know his bad news. And his stance lacks honor and reeks of maleficent, he's def a sith.

ProjectionistHP on Nov 28, 2014


That first voice over sounds a lot like Cumberbatch

Efterklang on Nov 28, 2014


It does sound a bit like Cumby, but not quite.

Movie Bear on Nov 28, 2014


At first I thought it was Harrison Ford. But towards the end, its unrecognizable as to who it is.

theboyd on Nov 28, 2014


It's Andy Serkis.

Wampa Clown on Nov 28, 2014


This was posted in the IGN comments. Hilarious. And so it begins.

David Diaz on Nov 28, 2014


I fucking love the new design of the lightsaber but this is damn funny

Jon Odishaw on Nov 28, 2014


Yeah same here.

David Diaz on Nov 28, 2014


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Lex on Nov 29, 2014


Sleek futuristic minimalism, ruined.

Carpola on Nov 28, 2014


Guy who invented the first sword: "check out this thing I made" Guy who invented the second sword: "Thats cool but I took your idea and added these little extensions to protect your hand" First sword guy: "what? thats fucking stupid. you ruined it."

Jon Odishaw on Nov 28, 2014


I always thought the lightsaber was closer to a samurai sword than a broadsword, bud the new addition surely would make it much more dangerous?

Carpola on Nov 28, 2014


thanks fucking hilarious!

JIm on Nov 28, 2014


Shouldn't Max von Sydow be added to the cast list?

HarryFiddleSticks on Nov 28, 2014


yea or christopher plummer

Jon Odishaw on Nov 28, 2014


I don't think Plummer was part of the cast

HarryFiddleSticks on Nov 28, 2014


right I forgot he was actually in the movie, I thought we were naming people who should be.

Jon Odishaw on Nov 28, 2014


Loved that. There were some beautiful CG shots i.e. the tie fighters above water.

Mr Chatterbox on Nov 28, 2014


The Millennium Falcon chase camera scene was stunning!

John Guymon on Nov 28, 2014


Those were X-wing's.

DaNorb on Nov 29, 2014


Nice FX effects we haven't seen the likes of. I'm glad Lucas is done in that with a fresh Force attached to these projects we might lose the Ewoks BS and go with a "R" rating type seriousness.

John Guymon on Nov 28, 2014


I just want an "R" for rating type radical. "Guardians of the Galaxy" reminded me of how jaded I have been against fun movies.

redtie on Nov 28, 2014


Tie fighters! Welcome back!

TheOct8pus on Nov 28, 2014


The game was just recently re-released.

redtie on Nov 28, 2014


I'm digging the light saber...or, is that a light broadsword???

theslayer5150 on Nov 28, 2014


Really like the updated stormtrooper uniforms, those caught my eye in their brief look. Gotta say though, the trailer looked a little too choppy for me to get too excited yet with still a year until the release.

cooper on Nov 28, 2014


The choppiness is really annoying. But that's one way JJ creates tension, by showing you tiny snippets and lots of darkness.

TheOct8pus on Nov 28, 2014


Yes, that too. Modern Stormtroopers, yet not bastardized...still a classic look to them.

theslayer5150 on Nov 28, 2014


Starship Enterprise of Millennium Falcon?

Joker's hideout on Nov 28, 2014


Falcon. Hands down.

TheOct8pus on Dec 2, 2014


I never truly realized how much Star Wars meant to me until this trailer made me misty eyed. I was speechless after watching it.

Chris Groves on Nov 28, 2014


I got goosebumps all over! šŸ˜€

D6 on Nov 28, 2014



DaveLister_JMC on Nov 28, 2014


I don't really get why the teaser starts with that goofy guy, but the rest of it looks pretty damned good...

cuckoozey on Nov 28, 2014


Well that goofy guy is one of the new main characters

David Diaz on Nov 28, 2014


Wow, huh? Thanks.

cuckoozey on Nov 28, 2014


Goofy? He looks distressed to me, probably should wait until you see the scene in the context of the rest of the film

cg on Nov 28, 2014


Upon reflection goofy probably isnt the right word but it is a strange introduction to this new star wars world.

Jon Odishaw on Dec 2, 2014


No problem. If you've never seen John Boyega in anything, check out Attack the Block. Fun British sci-fi film.

David Diaz on Nov 28, 2014


I actually did see that, guess I didn't recognize him from it...

cuckoozey on Nov 28, 2014


Yeah he's the main character. He also had a small part in the latest season of 24.

David Diaz on Nov 28, 2014


Goosebumps, I actually got goosebumps.

mooreworthy on Nov 28, 2014


I think my underwear got pregnant!!!

JJi is the best on Nov 28, 2014


The Force is strong on you.

mooreworthy on Nov 28, 2014


I hope Han charged Lando for that spanky new rectangle dish on the Falcon.

Steven on Nov 28, 2014


All we saw was basically a special effects reel. Need more from a trailer to get excited. At this point Jurassic World looks better.

ion677 on Nov 28, 2014


keep in mind this is very much a "Teaser", while jurrasic world was more along the lines of a traditional trailer.

Ryan on Nov 28, 2014


Yes but I felt they still kept a lot from us

Jon Odishaw on Nov 28, 2014


It's over a year away so it's not really that surprising.

JC on Nov 28, 2014


I was referring to the Jurassic world teaser. I mean they really didnt show us anything we didnt know or expect.

Jon Odishaw on Nov 28, 2014


motha fu**ing TRAINED RAPTORS!!!

Ryan on Nov 28, 2014


Well yea but they didnt explicitly say they were trained raptors. We think that based off rumours/assumptions.

Jon Odishaw on Nov 28, 2014


Jurassic World looks WORSE than trash

Have Hope on Nov 28, 2014


Your opinion looks like , oh wait.. šŸ˜‰ You get the point

ErrorSapiens on Nov 30, 2014


Really, when they invented the 'net, they had really good intent in mind but no one could've anticipated the worst misfortune of them all: Rubbish internet comments. ion677=twat

Sascha Dikiciyan on Nov 29, 2014


Aren't most teasers/trailers for SF and fantasy films "special effects reels" anyway?

Scopedog on Nov 30, 2014


well Jurassic World was a trailer and not a teaser.. so i'd say wait till you had something to actually compare

Mat on Nov 30, 2014


The term "teaser" is lost on you, eh?

ColtNoir on Dec 2, 2014


I don't care, this is the first time theyve done more than just a colored beam of light as the actual CGI, it looks damn scary now.

Ryan on Nov 28, 2014


Exactly. I love how rough and jagged it looks and sounds.

David Diaz on Nov 28, 2014


This looks like a horrible sci-fi movie

Antonio on Nov 28, 2014


you took a selfie with a DSLR

Ryan on Nov 28, 2014



Jeff Prioleau on Dec 18, 2014


Either your comment is meant to be kitsch or ironic, or you just evaluated an entire film based on less than 90 seconds of actual footage. The first possibility would make you somewhat intelligent. The second would make you an imbecile.

Quanah on Nov 28, 2014


You look gay posing in the mirror like that.

JJi is the best on Nov 28, 2014


+100 for best fish and troll smell! You really know how to get clicks, you work in advertising? šŸ˜€

ErrorSapiens on Nov 30, 2014


In the german version of the teaser the voice-over is dubbed with the regular sync-voice of Benedict Cumberbatch. For me the english version sounds like Cumberbatch as well.

red5RE . on Nov 28, 2014


haters will be haters. how can any move ever live up to anyones idiotic expectations these days is beyond me. Love the Xwing fighters over the water shot. fucking cool. I hear Mickey Mouse is gonna make a cameo appearance!!

JIm on Nov 28, 2014


Well put my man!!!

JJi is the best on Nov 28, 2014


Well said. (Don't know about Mickey's cameo, but you made me laugh!)

Scopedog on Nov 30, 2014


It's anything but impractical. It's a sword hilt. Very useful I would say.

David Diaz on Nov 28, 2014


Have you considered that it could be used in two modes with hilt blades on and off leading to two different fighting styles.

Rauncor on Nov 28, 2014


This is going to be so Awesome! Reminds me of my childhood when I saw Episode 4, 5, and 6. Can't wait.

Jose Segura on Nov 28, 2014


Same here. Feels like the Star Wars we knew and loved, doesn't it?

Quanah on Nov 28, 2014


Amen brother!!!

JJi is the best on Nov 28, 2014


There isn't much one can determine from this teaser, save one thing: it truly feels like the Star Wars universe we once loved from long ago. I enjoyed seeing the new cast members. I also enjoyed seeing an old friend in the Falcon. I'm also fully prepared to laugh at all the story-line rumors and speculation that will rise from this teaser that will later be false. I will also snicker at the hundreds of hours people will put into a frame by frame analysis searching for eater eggs that don't exist and evaluating what's happening in the background of every shot. May the force be with us all.

Quanah on Nov 28, 2014


Here's to snickering!!!

JJi is the best on Nov 28, 2014


I'm saying it again... I'm still trying to figure out why people are complaining about the lightsaber... are you kidding me, that thing is BAD ASS!!!! Look at that intense blade!!! And the little side sabers are cool as shit. The purpose of them?? Who gives a shit!! They are awesome. After watching this trailer a couple dozen times I see the whole sword and it reminds me of one of those big ass knight swords from Game of Thrones!! My friend thinks the dude talking sounds like Benedict Cumberbatch... here's hoping he is a surprise character and the sith we see!! That would be TITS!!! THANK YOU DISNEY AND THANK YOU JJ!!!!!

JJi is the best on Nov 28, 2014



Xerxexx on Nov 28, 2014


Unfortunately what it demonstrates is 'coolness' over practicality. The makers are clearly more interested in securing ooohs and aaahs from the hordes of zealous fans rather than telling a decent cohesive yarn. Forget that it doesn't make sense, just look how cool it looks. No different really than obliterating your view with ridiculous lens flare or tiresome shakey cam. Sizzle over substance.

Payne by name on Nov 29, 2014


So you seen the movie and you know how its used? I didn't think so, so comment on things you actually know about

Trey on Nov 29, 2014


What I know is what I feel. And that's what a trailer does, elicit an emotive response to encourage you to see something based on what you've seen or at least form an opinion on whether you want to see it. Given the director's previous usage of lens flare and shakey cam and use of cool stuff to paper over a weak story (a la Star Trek) I believe I'm forming an opinion with a solid agenda. Just as the trailer obtained a reaction that encourages you to piss your pants and swoop on others who dare voice an opinion counter to yours.

Payne by name on Dec 5, 2014


So....when did you join the Jedi order? Why not wait to see the film to get an idea about how this new lightsaber works? And a similar lightsaber has already been shown in the SW comics.

Scopedog on Nov 29, 2014


Hey, keep my Gillette Fusion Pro-Glide out of this!!!

kitano0 on Nov 29, 2014


How do you know they are blades? They are on for like 2 secs.. I`m actually leaning more towards some kind of exhaust /overload pipes.. cause this guy/or the guy/gal who made the saber isnt probably good at it..but engineering skills comes a long way šŸ˜‰

ErrorSapiens on Nov 30, 2014


That's exactly what I thought when I first saw them.

Jeff Prioleau on Dec 12, 2014


If hilts got in the way of people using swords, they wouldn't have been built that way for hundreds of years. They are designed for blocking so I'm sure we'll see that in this Sith's style of combat.

David Diaz on Dec 1, 2014


Yeh, but when a steel quillon clips your fore arm during a swing or twirl, your arm is not cleaved and cauterized.

Brian Sleider on Dec 2, 2014


Yeah but dude, we are talking about a Sith Lord here. They are masters with their weapon. They aren't going to accidentally hurt themselves with it. If that's the case there should be a lot Jedi and Sith with missing limbs from all their light saber use.

David Diaz on Dec 2, 2014


This is not a trained force user, IMO, this is a force adept person. In no way a master, a lord only by default. To be clear I think the weapon is sweet and do not mind the cross-guard, AT ALL.

Brian Sleider on Dec 2, 2014


True, probably not a master. But I just figure since every Jedi or Sith create their own lightsaber, he or she included a hilt for a reason. And since it looks like some thought was put into how raw the light looks and sounds, the same thought was put into why the hilt is there, rather than it just looking cool and different.

David Diaz on Dec 2, 2014


I hope so as well, I hope JJ didnt just say "well it needs to look cooler than the old ones" (which is does). I think it is a defensive measure to account for poor saber skills.

Brian Sleider on Dec 2, 2014


I am truly giddy!

Xerxexx on Nov 28, 2014


Same here--looks sharp, love the X-Wings and the Falcon's aerobatics...of course we gotta wait a whole darned year! Hope it's worth it.

Scopedog on Nov 28, 2014


All of it is amazing. Can't wait to see this new trio in action.

Xerxexx on Nov 29, 2014


Haven't been able to post lately! What a great way to return!

Xerxexx on Nov 28, 2014


Gotta love GOG--snagged X-WING from them too.

Scopedog on Nov 28, 2014


Have I watched this thing too many times or does this guy look like Oscar Isaac?

MUNKICLOUD on Nov 28, 2014


It is him.

Quanah on Nov 28, 2014


Is it just me or does the helmet look a little weird? I'm ok with updates and think the stormtrooper helmet looked cool but something about this one just doesn't feel right to me.

cooper on Nov 29, 2014


A black storm trooper? That's racist.

Trey Wilson on Nov 28, 2014


When I saw the Millenium Falcon a huge smile ran across my face and I started crying. I felt a great sense of joy and intensity.

Andrew on Nov 28, 2014


What's with all the lightsaber hate? Most of the Jedi and the Sith construct their personal lightsabers. Very few just happen to acquire one, but even if they did I'm sure they learn to maintenance it and modify it. Jedi and Sith also train in a variety of fighting styles suitable to them, and they're lightsabers reflect those styles; hell they even enhance those styles. Basically, don't sweat over this Sith guy here because trust me, he knows how to use that lightsaber.

Dimius on Nov 29, 2014


Abram's touch is all over this, and it LOOKS FABULOUS. Pumped. So pumped.

DAVIDPD on Nov 29, 2014


That bass at the end though Plus that insane Falcon chase shot. Must've felt great seeing the trailer in a theatre

Terry Craig on Nov 29, 2014


Considering the age of Leia, Luke and Han in this film, and considering that the Rebels won in the last movie.....why are there still TIE fighters and Stormtroopers. Little disappointed that he's bringing the Empire back, instead of something original.

Scott on Nov 29, 2014


Not only that, how did Empire remnants have resources to redesign and mas produce new Storm Trooper armor.

Brian Sleider on Dec 2, 2014


It looks like a typical Disney movie for kids, and for mindless drones, who will pay anything at the cinemas, that is associated with Star Wars. I had thought there would be less CGI in it and lo an behold we see images...?

CptGrimsdale on Nov 29, 2014


Bro. It's a teaser. We don't know that yet.

Josh Avery on Nov 29, 2014


Dude, im handing you the Queer award for the absolute best mass Trolling yet. Good job.

Sascha Dikiciyan on Nov 29, 2014


Nerdgasm. Perfect teaser. Just enough to get me all wound up, but no giant spoilers. lol @ the haters & trolls. Really brought them out of the woodwork.

avconsumer2 on Nov 29, 2014


"Really brought them out of the woodwork." Sadly, it did. IMDB's comment section for this looks like it was taken over by the KKK.

Scopedog on Nov 30, 2014


Ugh. Sickening. Strange that you don't really notice until it's an IP close to your heart.

avconsumer2 on Nov 30, 2014


Did anyone notice any lens flares? I didn't.

MLTC on Nov 29, 2014


Watch it again. There's a major lens flare during the Millennium Falcon barrel roll scene...

TheOct8pus on Dec 2, 2014


I find it funny that people are giving the trailer bad comments. IT'S A TEASER. Don't get your panties in a bunch. The movie won't come out till a year and they'll have plenty on trailers to come out.

Josh Avery on Nov 29, 2014


They can't help it....

Scopedog on Nov 30, 2014


I can write and go on saying whatever I want, but eventually, I'll watch it... It's part of us, for decades now, so, to use punchline of its true adversary, I have to say: "The resistance is futile."...

shiboleth on Dec 1, 2014


I cannot get over how corny the first 2 scenes of the trailer are. The first one is out of a cheese ball horror and the second out of some shitty pixar movie. The rest of the trailer is Mint. I cannot watch the the Dogfight at the end with out smiling and giggling. But the opening.....terrible.

Brian Sleider on Dec 2, 2014


MORE franchise slum MEN in CANS - - -going NOWHERE. BLEH

ITITtooIT on Dec 3, 2014

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