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Vin Diesel in Second Ridiculous Trailer for 'xXx: Return of Xander Cage'

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November 1, 2016
Source: YouTube

xXx: Return of Xander Cage Trailer

"There are no more patriots - just rebels, and tyrants." "So which are you?" Oh boy, here we go. Are you ready for more ridiculous shenanigans? Paramount has released the second official trailer for the sequel xXx: Return of Xander Cage, the next in the xXx ("triple X") series - technically only the third movie in this uninteresting series. Vin Diesel returns as Xander Cage, along with an international cast: Deepika Padukone, Donnie Yen, Tony Jaa, Nina Dobrev, Rory McCann and Samuel L. Jackson. There's so many insane things happening in this, and as much as I should be entertained, I'm not. This looks so bad, and so cheesy, but it might right up your alley if this is what you like from Vin Diesel. Have fun. If you can…

Here's the second trailer (+ poster) for D.J. Caruso's xXx: Return of Xander Cage, direct from YouTube:

xXx: Return of Xander Cage Poster

You can still see the first official trailer for xXx: Return of Xander Cage here, to see more footage from this.

Xander Cage (Vin Diesel) is left for dead after an incident, though he secretly returns to action for a new, tough assignment with his handler Augustus Gibbons. The latest sequel the xXx series, which first launched in theaters with Xander Cage back in 2002. xXx: Return of Xander Cage is directed by filmmaker D.J. Caruso, of the films The Salton Sea, Taking Lives, Disturbia, Eagle Eye, I Am Number Four and Standing Up previously; he also directed the upcoming film The Disappointments Room. The screenplay is written by F. Scott Frazier and Chad St. John. Paramount Pictures will release xXx: Return of Xander Cage in theaters starting January 20th, 2017 early next year. For more updates, follow the film on Facebook.

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Reader Feedback - 20 Comments

1

Sorry....looks entertaining. Kind of like the Escape from LA version of XXX.

tommyturner on Nov 1, 2016

2

Don't insult the genius of Carpenter please.

tarek on Nov 1, 2016

3

Yeah because Escape of LA was just so good. Please. Pssst.

Sascha Dikiciyan on Nov 2, 2016

4

Escape from LA was a comedy, not an action movie. This XXX is an insult to the intelligence

tarek on Nov 2, 2016

5

Dear god - that looks bad

Niwa Brown on Nov 1, 2016

6

Dead brains will love it.

tarek on Nov 1, 2016

7

I guess you'll be seeing it opening weekend?

Bl00dwerK on Nov 2, 2016

8

Yes. With a shedload of dope in my veins.

tarek on Nov 2, 2016

9

My dream is to see a movie where Xander Cage fights Chuck Norris under water.

tarek on Nov 1, 2016

10

That would be awesome. Although I am a bit confused. Is it "Xander Cage, fights Chuck Norris under water"? Or is it "Xander, cage fights Chuck Norris under water"? I think i prefer the latter, let's put Cage and Norris in a Cage, bring the cage with Cage and Norris under water and then ask them to fight. Of course we need to give them water resistant headsets to communicate with us, but I think I know a guy who knows a guy who can set this shit up. You'll do the ticket sales?

Nash on Nov 2, 2016

11

;D I'm in. Box office hit for sure.

tarek on Nov 2, 2016

12

AJJAJAJAJAJ Thats sound great

Estik Mancilla on Nov 3, 2016

13

This is Vinny D in his element. ALL TEH CHEESE NOW BELONGING TO UZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

DAVIDPD on Nov 1, 2016

14

Looks awful. For this reason I can't wait to see it.

Mark on Nov 1, 2016

15

Lmaooooooo my sentiments exactly!

Big R on Nov 4, 2016

16

IT LOOKS LIKE LITERAL TRASH BABY

Jorrell Mcdaniel on Nov 2, 2016

17

YES!

Nielsen700 on Nov 2, 2016

18

Looks like a guilty pleasure. Sorry guys but I am all in on this one. Ruby Rose ziiinnnggg. Also Neymar and Gonzalez, plus Yen, Padukone and Jaa etc. International box office gatehole right there. Say what you will about Vin but dang the guy knows his audience.

TK on Nov 2, 2016

19

Ouch. It does look painful to see Toni Colette in this. What a trashy idea for a film ...

shiboleth on Nov 2, 2016

20

Funny, every other site showed the trailer.With quotes as this being awesome and exciting.And I come here and see the opposite,ridiculous and really bad! LOL

Miguel Hernandez on Nov 3, 2016

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